you realize he was probably joking, right?
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you'll answer "yes".
with that in mind, why waste the time and energy typing out such a serious response if it's clear he's joking? i'm just curious, that's all. it seems that every time someone makes a stupid comment that's clearly so retarded it's intended to be a joke (case in point) there's always a few people who get worked up enough to write out these i'm-gonna-educate-your-retarded-ass, uber-serious, try-to-put-you-in-your-place responses. were you born without a sense of humor? sure, it wasn't funny, but it was clearly intended to be a joke. it just seems like you need to smoke weed or something to lower your blood pressure before you have a heart attack next time someone claims to have found $10 million in buried gold pirate treasure under their garage or some ridiculous shit like that.