So... I got caught.

If you are catching a ride with your parents try not to get raped with weed smoke. Smoke a bowl or something, change your shirt, idk.

And don't act jesus high or sketchy when they pick you up.
 
o never mind i thought you were gonna be like o yeah i was in my bathroom or in my room like most dumb asses. But whatever just try to keep your grades up and shit and show your parents some respect and maybe youll get out of it earlier
 
What the fuck are you talking about. You're drinking, you aren't fucking clean. Marijuana is way fucking safer to smoke than drink alcohol.

Quiting smoking from time to time is always interesting. Sometimes it's nice to stop for a while. But You aren't clean from anything, you weren't dirty.

Just don't be an idiot when you smoke. Most people that get caught did something stupid. You're going to end up a homeless ignorant alcoholic in a box in the alley
 
also if you eat Vaseline it'll coat your insides and you'll pass

I actually know a kid who did that, ate a whole jar, dumb bastard
 
Am I the only one who has parents that grew up through the "hippie" era? My parents would still be pissed if they found out I smoke, but I'm sure they have at least tried it when they were younger...
anyways, quit smoking --> go skiing
 
I got caught too. shitty weed threw off my acting. now I got no phone and Im grounded. not that bad, but it really pisses me off when I meet people whos parents are fine with it.
 
Just drop acid and go up to either your mom or dad and stick out your tongue showing them the lil tab! that will completely take the heat away from your weedz!
 
I'm all for smoking pot and that whole movement but "The Union" is kind of horse shit
As far as the OP goes, they are just saying that to get your attention. The punishment is always less than the parents first say it is going to be.
 
eheath quote refering to 15 year olds
this is understandable. when i got caught i lost a month of ski season. worst part. i fucking worked at the ski resort. so for a month they drove me to the resort. and picked me up. and i couldnt ski. fucking bad. bikes. reasonable. they wouldn't want you doing more drugs.
are your parents still talking to you? my dad didnt say a word to me for over 2 weeks.
 
just keep getting caught
the punishments will get smaller and smaller once they start losing care
thats my tactic
 
unless your parents will actually send you away to rehab or boarding school, this tactic works 80% of the time....
 
boarding school kicks fucking ass
rehab, if they really love you it would be one of those awesome expensive one. this is a complete win win situation

(obviously i am kidding to an extent)
 
this.

and I'm not saying "become an alcoholic, its way more fun than weed". I actually believe that weed is less dangerous and has less risks compared to alcohol.

I got caught not to long ago and now all I really can do is drink (not ridiculously, and not often). of course there's salvia and tobacco but the social drinking can be nice.
 
if you get caught you just have to tell them that its like the first time. deny till you die mother fucker! but really you shouldve just said you've only tried it a few times, they probably have, it shouldn't be a big deal.
 
stop smoking like a fucking looser and find something better and more fun to do with your time. id be pissed too if my kid was a low life piece of shit too.
 
ya d00d u gangst4

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yeah that was what i was like

it was actually my brothers fault, just like they taught you in school, older siblings.....

alex if your reading this i blame you for showing me endless good times brought by smoking pot

my sister is the same age i was when i started smoking right now and i could not imagine her toking up and i sure as hell would not let her smoke weed
 
this is very persuasive.

the way i get out of trouble (and i get in trouble a lot) is agreeing with them about all the bullshit they will say about weed, and agreeing to not use it anymore.
 
Taking the bike away is bullshit butt a reasonable punishment bc the other normal ones suck but are easy to deal with. Taking away your ski season is just down rite wrong!
 
haha oh zachary you really made an NS thread....nice

but anyways this kids a G and all you kiddos saying it ruins your life...hes in all advanced classes and on honor roll....i think he going to make it Just fine.

 
bike and ski season is way too much of a punishment. its already heartbreaking enough that they took your bud and pipe :( just tell them that you learned your lesson. and i would also recommend that you tell them skiing and biking are perfect outlets for NOT smoking... and without skiing and biking, you'll be "too tempted to fall back into your old bad habbits"... ;) believe me, i've had situations like this many many times with my parents.
 
I know right. Jesus , what is wrong with me. I actually tried to post solid tips in the 277th thread about getting busted this month. And I didn't even freak out that much.

I must be an asshole. Really people should just smoke blunts in their room and get busted and post 1838636 more threads this year.
 
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