So I got caught while doing it doggy....

just give your gf's mom the eye every once in a while at the dinner table,

if she winks back, or asks about desert than she wants to join in the fun

 
I'm starting to believe your not a girl

but the the thread creator, I hope your not lying. if your are tellign the truth, then you are a LEGEND
 
my dad walked in on me and my ex i think 3 or 4 times, the only one i remember clearly is the first. me and her were downstairs while my rents made super up stairs, then he calls down to us come and eat i yell okay. then we keep going and a little while later he walks in (just after we changed it up from her on top riding, that would have been way funnier) and he just goes "ahhhh umm come and eat you guys" then turns to walk away, then turns back to close the door. we laugh and finish up. then it really kicks in and she is like fuck im so embarrassed. we waited a while then went upstairs for and akward super (my family never sits down to eat) he never said aything but i know he told my mom. And once he found my lube i had in my glove box, another funny story, I was working the weekend with him and we went to taco time. him being fat as he is needs to open the glove box to put the food on it then i just go "fuck close that" and he goes i just need to put my drink on it. then i see him eying it up. he finishes off his food and then i see him reach out for it, pick it up and read it while nodding his head really interested, then turns to me and says "hmmmm, looks like you got enough" and then he has made a few lube jokes since then and its always akward
 
no, he should have looked over at the mom and did this,

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I was caught fucking this one chick by all my friends... at a party at my house. I was really fucking drunk and apparently they got like 9 videos of me fucking her without me noticing that they were standing at the door. That was pretty bad, not as bad as a mom
 
still hasnt been said... Cool Story Hanzel

just kidding but thats really funny she let you finish up. you all should have been really loud to make it really awkward for the mom
 
once my girlfriend's mom jsut walked on in to my house because she was high and didnt think of knocking.

so i was banging her daughter in my living room and she busted in and was liek "what r u guys doing" and then just went back out to her car

my girlfriend told her mom that she had to show me her knee and thats why her pants were off.

ahahahahhahaahah
 
Sorry to break it to you baby, but there is another girl in my life. But I'm man enough for both of you. Will you stay?
 
my mom found a condom that for some odd and gross reason didnt make it in the garbage (i placed the used non-latex "rubber" back into the litle package) the otherday so that was pretty awkward. i wouldnt be able to imagine the embarasement and awkwardness that would go on if my mom walked in on my doin it doggy
 
More importantly, high-five for actually being able to finish. I"m pretty sure that would be a HUGE mood kill for me. Nothing like feeling quite awkward every time you see her now, knowing she's seen you naked, lol.
 
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