So I got caught while doing it doggy....

jsnow

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My gf was super horny and we were watching a movie, she just looks at me and says my mom is gone I heard her leave. Soon as she said it she was taking off my pants and bending over, so I went with it. We got in to it for like 5 minutes, next thing I know I hear her mom yell, WHAT!?!?! and turn around and walk away yelling you two finish up then we need to speak! needless to say we finished up and had a very sit down with her mom.
 
^ hahah yeah honestly. if my mom caught me, she would probably scream and make the gf bounce.
 
gave us a big speech about how bad that was, and how disrespectful we are for doing such a thing in the middle of the day in the living room. and that we are not allowed to be in her house alone for a little while. and she took away the lube we had.
 
You better have been bangin' her in her butt. No teenage girl should ever require lube. That is unless you're just awful in the sack.
 
hahah you got your lube confiscated!! thats prety gnarly! I cant imagine how akward it must be though ouch!
 
this.

and yeah that must suck i had the closet call the other day too. my girlfriends dad would have actually beat me though if he caught me haha
 
"AND SHE TOOK AWAY THE LUBE WE HAD"

hahahaha ooohhhh shit son not the lube!

dude a thread hasn't made me laugh that hard in a minute.....

dude your just lucky pop-dukes didnt walk in.... man feel lucky that the situation turned out the way it did...

i've only found out through later things like that her dad or mom, heard what was going on and that was awkward enough, couldnt imagine them actually walking in.

 
yo, i've tried lube...it sucks unless your fucking her int he butt. lubrication is naturaly created through arousal. should have to pay money for that shit.
 
That sucks. My boyfriend's dad walked in on us doing it doggy upstairs in his room. He just looked at us, let an awkward silence sit in the air for awhile, and then walked out. He never brought it up or even mentioned since. And that was 9 months ago.
 
ha i could see how that goes.

dear mrs.soandso,

Thank you for letting me finish up banging your daughter. i know this might have felt like an inconvenience for you but i assure you we clean up when we are done, and i ALWAYS use protection. feel free to drop in on us at any time!

Sincerely,

mr. awesome
 
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when baby powder is mixed with water it becomes a lubricant

anyways, this story reminds me of this, start at 2:50

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