So I did the math...

Runnie_D

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and you can make around 86,000 a year donating sperm because you can donate every 2 to 3 days and get 500 to 600 dollars each time!!!
 
its all about supply and demand. you know how many men on this planet are willing to get paid to supply their sperm? yeah no way in hell you can get $500-^00 each time
 
Yeah we had some guy talk about it in my health and anatomy class. You have to meet certain requirements and stuff but he said you get around 500 each time
 
but be careful, I saw on the internet news the other day a story about a guy who was a sperm donor getting nailed with child support 18 years later.
 
i would do it..but then my whole life i would have a weird sneaking suspicion that i have some random kid walking around
 
Hahahahah, that's a bitch.

I've heard it's super selective too. The potential moms can specify what kind of attributes they want to the father to have. Supposedly short guys are fucked because almost every woman asks for a tall father.
 
Yeah... the requirements are a bitch. The woman can pick everything I think, education, hair, eyes, height, weight, skin color, etc.. soooo its not just pop a load in a cup.
 
havnt you guys seen the ER episode where the red head doctor has all the kids that came from his sperm donations come visit him at work?
 
you can at a clinic in california if your white, healthy have no family history of any sort of illness, etc.

but i think thats a little bit much.
 
how is it donating if they are paying you for it?? isnt that selling? also, most clinics have a rule along the lines of if you have had sex within the past 3-4 days you cant do it. so most of you have nothing to worry about.
 
youi get loike 100 bucks. have to be at least 6 foot, 18+ or 21+ depending on where you go. the first time you go, they check to see if your sperm count is high enough. There are many other requirements. Its a good way to make some extra bank though.
 
one time i jerked off my friend when he was passed out and i handed in his sample as my own and only got 45 bucks for it. so not worth it.
 
So basically you have to meet extremely stringent requirements:



How CCB Selects Donors For Our Program


At

California Cryobank, we use a stringent screening process and currently

accept into our donor program less than 1% of the men who apply.

To participate in our anonymous program, current donors must:

  • be between the ages of 19 and 39


  • have graduated from, or be currently attending a 4-year university program


  • live commuting distance to one of our laboratories


  • commit to the program for 1-2 years / donate 2-3 times a week


  • complete a detailed questionnaire, which includes a 3-generation medical and genetic history


  • undergo a bi-annual physical examination and blood tests every three months



THE PHONE CALL

The process begins with a phone call to our donor coordinator. She asks

potential donors a few basic questions regarding their height, weight, age

and educational background. She also asks whether he or his parents are

adopted.

These questions are asked for the following reasons:

[*]Donors must be between the ages of 19 and 39. According to the Cryobank's

medical director, Cappy Rothman, MD, "While a man's fertility does not

automatically decline after the age of 39, men under that age are more

likely to consistently produce superior quality of sperm necessary for

successful freezing and thawing." The American Association of Tissue

Banks sets age 39 as the maximum age for donors.



[*]Most

California Cryobank donors attend, or have graduated from a major

4-year university or attend at least 2 years at a 4 year university.

Our donors come from exceptional institutions including University of

California, Los Angeles (UCLA), University of Southern California

(USC), University of California, Berkeley (UCB), Stanford University,

Harvard University and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT).

[*]We accept only those men who can provide the medical and genetic

information on themselves and their family members required by the

California Cryobank.



[*]We are looking for donor characteristics that are frequently requested by clients.

[*]Questions are asked regarding specific medical conditions, such as

diabetes and cancer, to begin the screening process.

[/list]

THE APPLICATION PROCESS

If a potential donor meets the above listed requirements, our donor

coordinator will ask him to schedule an appointment to complete the

donor application form and provide a semen sample. The semen sample

will then be analyzed to determine whether the donor's semen meets our

standards.

THE SCREENING PROCESS

Once the potential donor's semen sample meets our standards it

generally takes 2 to 3 months for a donor applicant to become a fully

qualified donor. During this period, a potential donor will leave

several sperm samples, complete a three-generation medical and genetic

history (better known as the "long

profile"), meet with several people for interviews, including our

genetic counselor, have a complete physical exam and have various

laboratory tests.

The laboratory tests performed during the initial screening of Cryobank

donors include the following:

Chlamydia NAT

[*] Gonorrhea NAT



[*] CMV antibody (if reactive, additional tests are performed to exclude an active infection)



[*] Hepatitis B Virus surface antigen



[*] Hepatitis B Virus core antibody



[*] Hepatitis C Virus antibody



[*] Hepatitis C Virus NAT



[*] HTLV I/II antibody



[*] HIV1/HIV2 antibody



[*] HIV 1 NAT



[*] Syphilis Serology



[/list]

(NAT: Nucleic Acid Test

The following tests are done during the initial screening AND then repeated

every three months:

[*]ALT(SGPT)



[*]Chlamydia



[*]Cytomegalovirus (CMV) antibody (IgG & IgM)



[*]Gonorrhea



[*]Hepatitis B surface antigen



[*]Hepatitis B core antibody



[*]Hepatitis C viral antibody



[*]HIV 1/2 antibody



[*]HTLV-I/II antibody



[*]RPR (Syphilis)



[/list]

The majority of potential donors are disqualified due to inadequate semen

specimens. Because a small portion of the sperm is lost in the freezing and

thawing process, a donor's fresh semen samples must meet certain minimum

requirements.

One of our genetic counselors conducts a medical

and genetic interview which includes a review of the long profile

completed by each donor. The long profile includes information about

the health of the donor, his siblings, his parents, his grandparents,

his parent's siblings and his cousins. The medical/family history is

carefully evaluated for any birth defects or known genetic conditions.

A donor applicant is disqualified

from participation in the donor program if there is a family history

which indicates that the man's offspring may be at increased risk for a

birth defect or known genetic condition. If the genetic counselor,

donor manager, laboratory manager, and the medical director are

satisfied that the man is a good candidate for our donor program, he is

given a number and

is admitted into our program.

 
yo i heard about that too. But i think the only reason he did is cause he would like call up the girl and send like birthday cards and shit
 
I crunched some numbers too... with all of the necessary equipment, I can brew 15 gallons of beer for $40.
 
Wow if it's that cheap we're all getting ripped off! Bastards...

My dad used to brew beer in his dorm room in college, perhaps I'll have to ask him to give me some tricks of the trade.
 
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