So i broke my brothers car door

tBatt

tBatt

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just for some background, whenever my brother gets bored or when his friends over he always does shit to piss me off. i tolerate it for a while then i just snap and totally flip shit.

so i was walking over to my dirtbike shed to fuck around w/ it for a little bit but wheni was walking over, he starts throwing the basketball at it trying to break the hinges that i just fixed. so t take it out for like 5 mins and the chain falls off (it has a broken wheel) so im pushing it back and i was gona fix it cause the chain wrapped itself around the flywheel and hes like we have to go to dads now. i walk out front so i can get soem tools and shit to fix it and i hear him start reving my dirtbike. hes a fucking moron and always revs it like crazy so i ran back there and flipped shit on him. so i walk into the garage and he fucking does it agian. i go wan put it in hte shes and then he throws the basketball again and tried hitting me with it but it just hit my bike. i walk out fornt to get thw car so he can drive me over and he walks over w/ waht he said was dog shit and looked unconvincingalbally like dog shit buut its was styrofoam. he goes to throw it at my firend but didnt. then hes like what did i tell you about sitting in the driver seat and then he pretends to throw the "dog shit" at me. i look away andhe drops it on me through the sunroof and i flipped shit.(still didnt know it wasnt dog shit) i leaned back and kicked the door as hard as i could when it was alrady open a little, trying to hit him in the nuts. i missed him by about 2 inches but the door got fucked up. it hangs down a little low so you have to ram the door w/ your hand or shoulder to get it open. so he dirves home like an asshole, telling his frined infornt of me to leave his seatbelt off (im thinking hes gonna push me out of the car going like 60 or soemthing) so he doesnt do anyhitgn but we get hime and hes like fucking fix it!!! i have no idea what to do so i kinda just walked away and he screamedat me and shit but he hasnt really done anyhting to me... yet i thikn hes gonna just snap and get fuckin killed or soemthing. my dad days his his fault to being an ass but my bro says its my fault for kicking the door.

so i come to u, newchoolers, so see whos fault it is, i say its his for nbeing an asshole and trying to piss me off but he says its mine for kicking the door at him.
 
hmmm definately your brothers fault for roughing you up. the doro never would have broken if he didnt push your buttons like he did. hes almost as much an asshole of a big brother(im guessing) as i am to my brother hahaha i wouldnt go that hardcore on him though. i jsut constantly bash him for wastng his life playing warcraft
 
id say its entirely the brothers fault cause he pissed him off and fuck when your pissed off because someone else makes you, they deserve what happens to them
 
being big brother my self im going to have to say it was your fault... you should be use to the little things by now and you dont need to inflect $460 of damage to his car over a piece of styrofoam YOU PUSSY.
 
now he is just waiting for me to go crazy... little does he know what i have in store for him. and all of you who said it was my fault are pussies. your not going to make e-friends by saying that its not his fault so say the truth.... half the things he said i do are exagerated too. i pretty much came at him with what looked like shit but was styrofoam and he flipped shit. is a crazy mother fucker and he has a history of flipping 'shit'... hahah i made a pun
 
on a serious side heres what I think. Older Brother: You deserved what you got you stupid ass, you should know yourself that revving the living shit outta any engine can cause some serious damage that easily could have exceeded the damage done to your car door, grow up. Little Brother: You were pissed off at your brother obviously and anger can make you do some stupid shit, you say that you accidentally kicked the door off but im pretty sure you trying to cover up the fact that in a fit of anger you decided to take it out on the car. As for who pays for the damage its up to you two to decide, your both equally at fault for being a bunch of idiots.
 
from your story, its his, but his story will prolly be diff, if he does anythin to you just kick him in the nuts and piss on his car, hide ur bike, and take all his weed if he has any
 
ahhaah i love siblings fights and they work out so weel thery r right next to eachother but i gues i am ruining it now
 
Whatever this is soo classic. My bros did that shit to me too.

Its both your faults, you need to learn how to cool the fuck out, he needs to stop being gay.

But thats what all brothers do, they be total dick heads to you. Just wait till he goes to college he may come back and you guys will get close(no homo)
 
aww, hes just being a bigger brother. as the oldest in my family i realize that little siblings think they are always correct but they never are
 
He deserves it...or if you end up paying for it, just tell him that next time it'll be his fault
 
when people piss me off i just get back at them in little ways where they dont know what happened, like one time, my friend pissed me off, so i hid one of his shoes and he never found it and didnt no it was me. Im plannin on stealing my bitch teacher's cream that she rubs all over her face, making herself look like a greasy piece of shit, if she pisses me off again :)
 
your brother is a fucking asshole. if he pulls anything like that again just go fucking nuts and start beating the shit out of him
 
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