^no way. i don't know about 5 times, but it was the funniest, bad ass movie i've ever seen. sly stallone DIRECTED the movie, so every non-fight scene is hilariously awkward/dumb (the opening scene is him shooting a fish with a bow and arrow and then giving it to an old dude). then the fight scenes are sweet. rambo totally owns, he kills like 70+ people in the movie by himself. we counted. the rambo movies kick so mcuh ass, you just can't take them seriously and have to drink during them