So i almost just got scammed by a nigerian.

malonius_funk

malonius_funk

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Long story short, I'm selling my camera on craigslist. An interested buyer e mails me one day and he says this:

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So i'm thinking, "great, i'll finally get rid of my camera that has been sitting in my room." I email him some photos of the camera, yada yada, and then he sends me this:

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When i see that he wants me to ship it internationally, i'm a little skeptical, but i think to myself that maybe he's just a dad that wants to ship it to his son who works over seas or something like that. So i tell him the condition of the camera and what accessories come with it. He sends me this next:

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By now i'm very happy because i think that i finally sold my camera and the payment has been made, but also a little weirded out about the fact that he wants me to send it to nigeria. Being the dumbass that i am, i just brushed it off. So i check my paypal account on the actual paypal site and see that no deposit had been made. So now i'm like:

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I was pissed so I kindly replied to him with this e mail:

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Sparknotes: don't be an idiot like me and almost get scammed.

Cool story bro.
 
something you have to think about though is, if some random person replies to your craigslist ad thats in random suburbia, why doesnt he just come pick it up and ship it himself? If hes buying it for his son and hes in a different city, why doesnt he just find one in that city? They arnet very creative haha.
 
Lately, and because of cell# being on craigslist ads, I get a text every now and then that says something like "my husband, jamal, will be out of town this weekend, really want you to come to my house and pump the shit out of my butt" I dunno what they're plan is, but they never respond to my filthy dick pics
 
yea but then i would've had to pay a shitload of money for international shipping on top of dildo costs. and if you know your dildos you'd know that they can definitely take a bit out of your wallet. ;)
 
dude come on

anyways on the other hand I love messing with telemarketers

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Your obviously taking them wrong. No balls no face. You have to put effort into it.

Bonus points for whoever gets the reference.
 
i got a message from a guy saying he wanted my guitar of craigslist. he said he was going to ondon and would have his assistant pick it up with 20 dollars extra for late notice. he then wanted all my personal information
 
what's that you asked for? hi-def dick pics? hahaha i didn't save the convo's but it was pretty hilarious, they received 3 awkward dick pics and never responded. to put a general image in your mind, they showcased flexibility, puberty, and general in-adherence to the rules of hygiene.

the strategy is recommended
 
Nigeria is a country dumbass, there for people from Nigeria are Nigerians, its a internationally known term.
 
when you sign up, there is a bigggggg longgggg page about popular scams to avoid.

you should have probably took the time i read that before clicking " i accept".

 
yet you manage to read and respond to my original post just fine.....

im fuckin on to you MTM.

perhaps YOU are the niger from nigeria
 
lol

Noob rage is the best kind of rage, because they don't know the sense of humor of NS, or they are just trying to act smart
 
this is where "check your meter" comes in handy because due to their lack of ns knowledge it only serves to confuse them further.
 
Dude!

The first thing about craigslist -- it even says it right there in your first picture!

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY -- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY

Come on dude!
 
check you meter mindfucked me for the longest time. finally ended up getting it haha. and those two telemarketer videos, in the second one the guy has one cute puppy. seriously that puppy looks awesome
 
Karma bit that guy in the ass. America's 83 point victory over Nigeria will make him think twice about trying to scam people in this great country.
 
double post

haha, never seen that used before but next time I see some nebie rage I will be sure to piss them off even more with that..+k
 
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