so i almost got arrested...

kyle_w

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seriously, i was so close, you coulnt even measure how close i was

so me and adam are at the mall, we go in the arcarde, $20 between us. we both take $10, and go. so he goes to this one game, and i go to another, waste all $10 on one game. i get like 750 adam gets 750. we take the tickets to be counted, theres about 1500. so these little green army men ar 1 ticket each, and being the assholes that we are, we make em give us 1500 of them, they count the shits out 1 by 1. an hour later, they are done, we get the army men, the bag is so fucking heavy that adam it carrying it, and the handles break. army men everywhere. meanwhile im on the floor laughing, and a cop comes up and says 'what the fuck happened?' im laughing too hard to answer. he asks again and i siad, he dropped our army men. and he says 'help pick em up'this sparks an argument between me and the officer. he told me to pick em up, i said no it wasnt my fault, so i bend over pick 1 up, put it in the bag, and just stand there. he fuckin gets his cuffs out, orders me to the ground, and makes me pick em up. this sparks another argument, this time with too many cuss words to count. he threatens the 'take me out in cuffs' finally by this time they are all up, and im walking away, he grabs my arm, i pull away from him, and he says 'i want you to answer me' and i said no, its not my fault. so he fuckin stands 6 inches from me, scramin in my face. so i just walk away, and we go home. he was fuckin steamed.

and to top this all off, he has to stand on his tiptoes to look down on me, i was seriously a good 6 inches taller than him. i thought it was rather funny, thought id share.

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
oh and yes, this is the same kid (adam) who bought the 2400 pieces of gum. hes into buying mass quantities of random shit.

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
If your nipples are half as hard as mine are right now, you could cut glass.

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and not it wasnt some gay ass rent-a-cop, it was a county sheriff

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
hahaha. your badass.

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me too and my friend was even closer.

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do you all have any idea how much 1500 green plasic army men is? it was about 10 pounds

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
FUCK COPS!!!! serously, he has no reason to even care if there are 1500 army men on the floor! what the fuck. he definatly cant do shit to you, especially since their your firends, and not yours. (if i understand this right, he gave you money to play games and so they are his...) and even if they were yours, they still cant do shit to ya, unless you jsut like left them there and then i think there is like a fine for littering. FUCK MOTHERUFKCING COPS!

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i got pulled over for speeding tonight...im damn lucky it was just a warning instead of a ticket or else id be fucked like a duck

 
you, and also your friend, are my heros. i would like to thank you for making the world a better place.

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
Please post a picture of these things.

You guys should go into a city and glue them down to somewhere. maybe on every parking meter or something.

I don't know.

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No one knows your friend, so why not make up a cooler name for him when you are talking about him on the internet? And you should have not been a moron and picked them up. And then lined them up for battle around the police's car.

 
i'm all about fuck the police but you're an idiot. being a wise-ass to a cop isn't ever a good idea. i hope you get very very arrested next time you do something stupid like that. i agree, he shouldn't have been so angry, but goddamn, you're retarded. when a cop tells you to pick something up, you pick that shit up and put it in the bag.

but still, fuck the po po...

-teddy

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that makes no sence that dropping 1500 army men, BY ACCIDENT could almost get you arrested. i dont buy it.

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Thats really funny, but i got to watch what i do, im canadian in an unholy land and stuff so its possible that i could get deported. Ive gotten close.

C-Man
 
good story...but you should of been an even bigger dick to him... cops are just regular people who happen to have a job were they get paid to boss anyone they want around..so if their being assholes about stupid shit like dropping some army men then they should be killed... find out where he lives and destroy his house one night..that will teach him

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the cops in the US seem to be pretty fucked up.

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man i hate cops. they're so damn stupid

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I don't know why, but that story was so funny. Maybe it was that you made the people count out 1500 army men. That would be so awesome to have that many. Not all US cops are bad. It just happens you usually hear the bad stories. I had 2 cops for soccer coach's once. We had some pot heads on our team too, and they were like 'Oh shit' we he pulled up in his patrol car. He was a bad coach nevertheless.

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
Duh you dipshit. You're lucky that cop let you go, dont you know anything about the law? It's illegal to have your own standing army fuck-tard. Thats treason you could've gotten in a lot more trouble than that.

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what a fukkkking doooosh

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i almost got arrested once.

it was the last day school during lunch.so the administraters are fukking tight as a pussy.then one of our security dudes came over to us and asked what we we were gonna do(prank-wise).then i yelled blow up the school.he took it seriouslyand tried to take me in .luckely i convinced him that i didn't know how to wire a bomb if i wanted to.he let me go.it sukked.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
yeah the key in dealing with the police is being nice to them, i was picked up attempting to hitchhike on a highway when i was completely shitfaced and the cop knew it, but i was really polite to him so he dropped me off at the end of my street and he didnt even tell my parents, being a dik to cops is a really stupid thing to do

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^i agree

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
I wish i had that many army men

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