So I almost got arrested by undercover policeman

General_Shredgnar

General_Shredgnar

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There I was, minding my own darn business, in the heart of Cornell University's college town. Young men and women, mostly of drinking age, were pouring out of bars in the hundreds, migrating like swans to new party scenes. Yes, it was finals week. And yes, I'm in high school. I walk along the microcosm of urbanism, down the street, and finally am accosted by a giant guido and his hispanic friend.
"Hey you got a light?" He said.
"Nah, sorry." I say. "Hey yeah I have one." Says my friend.
He lights the guido's cigarette. "Hey you know, you guys can have some free meth, or some free crack. Just to show thanks for lighting me." Says the guido.
I am now in shock. We don't say anything. He continues to try to pitch us extremely felonious drugs. "No thanks, we finally manage to say." At that moment, a cop car rolled by, and the guido made eye contact with the driver, smiling and waiving. It was then I knew. He was undercover. My town of 15,000 people have under cover cops trying to sell drugs to college students. What has the world come to. We walk away.

Sparknotes: Undercover cop tried to sell me crack, scary ass shit.
 
your stupid, that guy was probly fucking with you about the meth and crack, the nwhen he saw the cops he was like fuck you cops and gave one of those smiles that really means fuck you(girls use it all the time)
 
He continues to try to pitch us extremely felonious drugs. "No thanks, we finally manage to say."

Typo.
 
haha I would have just been like dude I'm good and walked away.. even when buying bud from people I don't know I feel sketchy as fuck.. I would never buy hard drugs from a stranger.

That's fucked though, entrapment for sure.
 
He lights the guido's cigarette. "Hey you know, you guys can have

some free meth, or some free crack. Just to show thanks for lighting

me." Says the guido.

He lights the guido's cigarette. "Hey you know, you guys can have

some free meth, or some free crack, just to show thanks for lighting

me." Says the guido.

 
thats fuckdiculous

i dont think he was an undercover cop, more likely some guy who was just fucking with you and thought it was funny
 
It's not like a cop was going to realistically give you crack, just a trap for stupid kids that want to do that shit
 
Cops can do whatever they want, legally or otherwise. I'm fairly sure cops are allowed to do this though. At Venice beach once I had a cop with clearly fake dreadlocks glued to his head ask me if I had any "doobidge". I told him he was a cop and he left.

Your cop was pretty obvious too. There ain't no such thing as leftover crack.
 
" I walk along the microcosm of urbanism, down the street, and finally am accosted by a"

unless you actually talk like that when you're speaking, don't try to sound like a pompous fuck. and if you do talk like that, i'd punch you for being a fuck.
 
that was my reaction too. i've never met a crackhead that was ok with giving up crack unless the absolutely had to. def. not just for a light.
 
a cop that is trying to remain undercover is not going to smile at a cop that drives by, think about it you silly fucks
 
i don't think you understood the post you were quoting...
establishing a price officially makes it prostitution. no law-maker is going to approve an anti-blow job bill... sodomy is what you're thinking of, but that's totally unrelated in this case and isn't even illegal.
 
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