So how many of you have $25 and want the best thing in the world?

Shipping!

Shipping your penguin is done in specially made polystyrene transport boxes. They are given a very subtle sedative to calm them. This slows the heart rate and allows for them to go without food for 5 days.

Your penguin will come with a special pack of frozen food that can be thored and given to your penguin when he arrives.

hahaha, good deal. Looking forward to get a bunch of them!
 
Got my fucking hopes up Thomas fuck. I'm so getting one though, my dog and it would get along so nicely
 
i'm going to get a huge pool and let them both swim around together in it
 
"Due to the contrary belief, penguins dont need to spend all there time in water. "

...contrary to popular belief..

"Penguins are smart and realise who there owners are."

..their owners..

"(P.H levels will be sent with the instructions attached to your penguin)."

..ha..

"Cold is not a problem... But they will get cold. So dont leave your penguin outside in the snow! "

Que??

" Shipping!

Shipping your penguin is done in specially made polystyrene transport boxes. They are given a very subtle sedative to calm them. This slows the heart rate and allows for them to go without food for 5 days.

Your penguin will come with a special pack of frozen food that can be thored and given to your penguin when he arrives. "

hahahaha

Are you people seriously asking if this is legit??

it's hialrious
 
it is a joke website i bet, i wish it was real. I really wish it was real. My penguin would have so much fun with my cat. Fuck television i have a mother fucking penguin!!!!!
 
you are only paying for shipping, its legit. My penguin and i are going to have so much fun AND YOU CAN'T STOP US FROM PLAYING MARCO POLO IN MY NEIGHBORS POOL WHILE HE'S AT WORK
 
So many things wrong with that website- example: it says you need a freshwater habitat. PENGUINS ARE SALTWATER
 
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my expression when i opened this thread.
 
that's a great fucking idea but it's definitely out of the question. so it begs the question, what is the coolest/weirdest/most exotic pet you CAN reasonably own?? the search is on
 
yeah id love a bengal cat or whatever those crazy ass wild/tame hybrid fuckers are, and ive already decided im getting one when im married and have a house or whatever. but the penguin got me thinking, there must be some dope ass pets out there..
 
Thanks for getting my hopes up and thinking i might be able to own my dream pet only to crush them in something you call a joke.
 
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