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Lil_Gordian

Lil_Gordian

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dis is tha story from tha otha night.

so me (lil G) and armando man a.k.a. lil twista and young soulja was walkin home from dis crazy party. den we see tendai who be runnin so we stop him and ax him why he be runnin. he tells us dat da cops be chasin him for drunk in public. dis fool is so drunk he can hardly run. so young soulja tells him to tendai "tendai yu black, yu gots to strip down naked so yu could camflaje in tha night". so tendai beein so drunk and stupid strips naked and gives young soulja his cloths sayin he be wantin them back lata. so dis drunk fool tendai is drunk runnin down tha street trippin ova himself. so funny cause tha cops wer at tha end of da road waitin fo him. when dey saw him tho they was laughin so hard and none of them wanted to chase tendai. dey spent like 10 minutes laughin at tendai who be runnin like a naked drunken fool down tha street. tha cops just let it go and left and we found tendai later fallin asleep in front of someones garage. we was laughin so hard we just left him there. hahaha
 
yea me and my homies took a road trip to tijuana ova the first week of winta break. dat shit was hella fun. we had armando man as da translata.
 
it could have been a little more ebonified:

yo

dis iz tha story from tha otha night.

so me (lil G) an' armando nig uh.k.uh. lil twista an' young soulja wuz walkin home from dis madness party. den we's see tendai who be runnin so we's stop him an' ax him why he be runnin. he tells us dat da 5-0's be chasin him fo' fucked-up in public. dis foo' iz so fucked-up he can hardly run. so young soulja tells him ta tendai "tendai yu negroid, yu gots ta strip down naked so yu could camflaje in tha night". so tendai beein so fucked-up an' mad stupid strips naked an' gives young soulja his cloths sayin he be wantin dem back lata. so dis fucked-up foo' tendai iz fucked-up runnin down tha street trippin ova himself. so funny cause tha 5-0's wer at tha end o' da road waitin fo him. when dey seen him tho dey wuz laughin so hard an' none o' dem wanted ta chase tendai. dey spent like 10 minutes laughin at tendai who be runnin like uh naked drunken foo' down tha street. tha 5-0's just let it jet an' left an' we's found tendai later fallin asleep in front o' someones garage. we's wuz laughin so hard we's just left him dere. hahaha
 
lil_G is a joke.

this is a real gangster.

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yea, cept he died like a lil bitch runnin across rooftops after his phone was tracked. da police even gave him a hitler mustashe to die wit.
 
why type like that? i have nothing against you talking like that, but typing? why type "tha" for "the"? it's not even an abbreviation. and "ax" for "ask"? that doesn't even make sense. my head hurts from reading 2 sentences of your story.
 
sorry man I couldn't read your story because whenever you talk you sound like a fucking idiot. I'm not sure how you manage to make black people AND white people look bad at the same time but you've got it dialed.
 
k sorry lil gordian, but you try way to hard with your whole typing thing. you can type normal, we all know that you may talk like that in real life, its just super annoying not to mention GAY when you do it on the computer.
 
yu just a pathetic fool. if me and my crew were rollin down tha neighborhood yu would get so scared yu would strip and run like tendai. except it would backfire, yu would just be a big white target.
 
hahahahha you crack me up. you ain't ghetto, you're just a little fag. maybe you should leave again- oh wait, dont cause its too funny seeing what u have to say you fag.

learn to spell too.
 
echem

nigga fuck you! you are a disgrace

if you're going to talk shit to someone atleast use correct grammer
 
well that's not surprising. she's a girl, i'm sure she "not done fuck no bitches!"

congrats, you've had more sex with women than a woman has.
 
Lil G you are the biggest fucking idiot ive ever seen in my life. People that are australian dont type like they talk. They type in the ENGLISH language. Theres no such language as itrlandish or scottish. There is an accent to the language we speak. ENGLISH. If you go to a website it wont say translate into ireland accent and then it will be type like "haw arrr yuuu ladddyyy" no its ENGLISH so seriosly stop trying so hard to give yourself a ganster personalitie because it is fucking retarded.
 
I have always wondered. do you actually go around talking like that? if so, please find a toaster, and have a bath with it
 
someone needs to realize that, there white. and that they try to hard to be gangster by actually typing like that. Shut up dumbass. no one likes "yu" because "yu" try to "mafukin" hard
 
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