So at my physical tomorrow....

haha, i passed everyone. i added warm water to my friend's same day piss, i also blasted heat on it the whole way there via my car. yesss
 
haha that sucks bro. but if it is only a piss test to see if u have any diseases and shit (like my piss test - i was clean :) ) then what if ur friend has a disease. then teh doctors like oh shit u have a disease. we must operate NOW. and they cut off ur dick or some shit. thattt would suck.
 
when i took my test for work, the lady was in another room and just waited for me. so if his friend pissed in a thermos, it could work.
 
thanks, and 1/3 of the mixture was prolly water, but im pretty sure i could have used a lot more as water is the main component of urine
 
thanks, and 1/3 of the mixture was prolly water, but im pretty sure i could have used a lot more as water is the main component of urine
 
Ya but don't you think she would notice a thermos?

Anyway, on mine for work I had to empty my pockets, and then piss in a cup with all these weird ass labels on it. They changed color by heat and a bunch of other stuff. I then had to sign all these forms saying I watched her close the thing, and I didn't flush the toilet or use the sink before I pissed so on and so forth.

It was a HUGE deal, kinda lame. But I was going to work for a huge corporation so I guess it's their standard operating procedure.
 
you can buy drinks that will completely flush your system. But theyre spendy though like 40 bucks a pop. but its well worth it. i think you can get them at grasscity.com

you could also drink bleach, half a teaspoon, at a half hour before you piss.
 
nice, i was just gonna suggest puttin the piss in a long tube and shoving it up your ass, good thing you didnt do that.
 
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