Snowboarders

I frequently get made fun of from snowboarders because I ski. I was just wondering what the worst thing a snowboarder has ever said to you and what the best comebacks are.

 
who cares just ignore them! it doesnt matter what they say and think just ski and forget about them

Unity....... word up!!!
 
Just laugh at them, yah, just chill man, don't worry about them or say 'dude....you're cool man.' and ski off or something like 'dude bro, you're that guy whos' parents are cousins aye!'

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
ya who the fuck cares

i remember ski instructor mike saying how he says 'thanks'

thats pretty good

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'unfortunetly the other badlands pipe isnt open yet. it's in the shape of a pipe but with grass and rocks on it. we call it the ghetto pipe'

Here at the fis, we put the 'free' in 'freestyle'
 
My school knows what new school skiing is all about because of ME. I have been

jumping in the terrain park as far back as I can remember. I have been 'snow riding'

long before most people in my school got interested in any sort of snow sport. So

pretty much all the snowboarders are posers, or just in-experienced. I ride with them,

and normally show them up in all aspects of the mountain. They think its cool

that I can do more then they can on skis. I'd say about 60 percent of the junior

and senior classes know what kind of skiing I am into. I feel quite proud what I

have done to my highschool.

 
that sucks... because everytime i tell people i ski theyre like. oh so you race? i say no i have twin tips and then they say, oooooh...you so do ballet..wow thats cool

....

-seth

It is unfortunate when everything seems to be going really good and the girl uses a word like 'dont', or 'stop'. If she learned to use these two words in unison, everyone would be much happier.
 
haha, just tell that you can be out of both your bindings before they can undo one buckle. I'll bet its pretty fookin' hard to fight with a board straped to yer feet. Or, just show 'em up.

THPHTBH!!

~~Phucking Phat Pharting Phoser~~
 
Does anybody else go to a school where nobody knows what the hell newschool skiing is? Whenever I tell people that I ski, they say that is gay. So I explain to them that I do tricks. They ask 'like that spreadyleg thing, heh.' Then I explain to them that I do tricks that are not gay. Then they say that all skiing tricks are gay. Then I explain to them that I could show their poser-snowboard ass up anytime. Then I come to school the next day and eight snowboarders tell me that I am gay. I hate my school.

 
HAHAHAHHAHAHA, werd Tak, that's gold, haha, love it mano

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
some poser snowboarders did that at my hill and i tried to ignore it but they followed me and they wanted to fight. i was there with a snowblader and a snowboarder and they had like 4 or 4 boarders. so my boarder friend unclips at the top and the snowbladers gets out real quick before they get too the top. so they get off the lift and i take 1 pole and start going off on a boarder. the snowblader used his snowblades as weapons and i gave my other pole to the boarder. we ended up fucking them up and now they are afraid to talk to me. one of us ended up hurting a kid who had a broken wrist, which i feel kinda bad about, but he brought it on himself. i didnt want to fight, but i am not afraid too. but i am cool with snowboarders, unless they are teh posers who thinks anyone who dosnt snowboard is a gay.

get off your computer..... go ski

rehab is for quiters

Homaophobia is gay

 
yeah the other day i was out skiing with my totally sick group of kids that ski that are like 14 and 15 and i call them the mullet militia cause i talked em into getting mullets, but like this 23 or 24 year old snowboarder was talking mad shit to them and so they dished it back, then he wanted to fight them, how sorry is that, a twenty some year old snowboarder wanting to fight a few 14 year old kids, i didn't say anything at first i just waited for him to come over to them and then i was just going to club him, but then he saw a couple more of my good friends come over and he bitched out.

~~Phucking Phatt Pharting Phosers~~
 
Haha, wicked story Lineski321, you totally need to join the Phucking Phatt Pharting Phosers!!!

THPHTBH!!

~~Phucking Phat Pharting Phoser~~
 
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