Snowboarder Jokes

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poopandflush

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Today i was called a "Two Planker" by a snowboarder

anyone got any quick, witty jokes about snowboarders

anything that is generally degrading to snowboarders
 
one planker should have the same effect....nothing lol if you took offense to being called a 2 planker thats sad
 


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^ That shit is great.

Anyways, I call my best friend a 2 planker and he calls me a monoplanker, it's not an insult. Although it is fun to give either side shit all in good fun though, I know I take shit from my skier friends for snowboarding (and being on NS), but its just playin, we all ride the same shit and have fun together, switch gear sometimes too, thats always funny to watch.
 
3 snowboarders are in a car, who's driving?
The cop.
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
3 days.
What do you call a snowboarder with out a girlfriend?
Homeless.

For the sake of balancing things out...
How many skin instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4. One to screw it in and three to clap and say nice turns.
 
"borrowed"
Two Skiers were on their way out on piste, one said, "Where
did you get your new skis?"
The second skier replied, "Well, I was skiing along yesterday minding
my own business when a
beautiful woman came up on these skis. She unclipped them from her bindings and threw them to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second skier nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."
 
Whats the difference between a snowboard and a snowboarders day job?

Nothing they're always on their knees.

(But really we should get over this hate/flame sesh)
 
Being from Baker I know more snowboarders that rip harder than skiers so I never understood all the hate involved. Like, unless I happen to run into one of my buddies from high school that skis I am either riding on my own, or I am with some really great snowboarders.

So, stop with the hate... yeesh.
 
i liked this one...

What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?

3 days.

If a snowboarder was to play football, what position would he be?

Benchwarmer, they are the best at sitting

down.

 
Of course their would be a thread like this, does it really matter? Anytime anyone jokes about skiing it seems like a shitfest starts, just like what happened with transworld and yobeat. I admit as a snowboarder, I hate danny kass and grenade has lost pretty much all credibly within snowboarding, but someimtes you just gotta let a joke or insult slide. At the end of the day you're getting made fun of for what you absolutely love to do, so just fuck it and shred.
 
these are awesome.

im giving my snowboarder buddies shit next time i see them. haha

Thread Creator, i dont really see "two planks" as a put down. but who knows what context he said it in.
 
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