snowblader in park

eheath

eheath

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ok probably the funnyest thing i have ever seen

so im in the mini park at BS cause the big one is closed, just hiking the down-flat-down box and a snowblader enters the park and hits the rail at the top thats about 6 ft long, eats shit of course and everone laughs at him, but this is not all. then he comes up the the box i was hittin attemps to weave through us almsot falling then lanches on the lower part onto the last down and laucnhes way over flails and lands on his face, he then lays in the landing for a couple minutes and everyone on the lift and around him are laughin and he procedes to keep going falling numbuous times on each feature in the 'mini' park

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'I guess this dick gets all spooked and yells out 'FUCK YOU!' to me. So, I stopped, and silently said the same to him.. via my middle fingers. I gave him the double birdie, and skied off, not thinking much of the situation.'- bigkstylie

i hate ski patrolers
 
o yeah he had an open coat and just goggles on with the spiked hair and he was about 6 ft tall

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'I guess this dick gets all spooked and yells out 'FUCK YOU!' to me. So, I stopped, and silently said the same to him.. via my middle fingers. I gave him the double birdie, and skied off, not thinking much of the situation.'- bigkstylie

i hate ski patrolers
 
so? why dont you stop beign an asshole? people fall in the minipark, not everyones perfect, and he was six feet tall? what a fucking idiot! who would ever be tall? why wouldnt they jsut stop growing? and you guys laughed, what about asking if he was alright? or you know, helping him? I hate texans and stupid people as much as hte next guy, but htat doesnt mean I dont help someone htat cnat get their own ski on, or eats hsit in the park. seriosuly man, you dont have to respect their sport, but your a fucking human, act like it

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'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
yeah really, hes just doing what he thinks is fun. and not being good isnt a very good reason to be such a ass to someone.

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snowblading looks ridiculous.

see my quote.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
That was so funny, everyone on the lift was cheering and laughing, and he just looks up and waves, so at least he was having fun. But it was a classic.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
yeah, i feel sorry for the guy, but at the same time its incredibly funny.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
The point is is that those kids are seriously out of control and are at such a high risk of hurting themselves in the park most likly ending up in a law suit against the mountain.

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Yeah man, I don't like snowbladers either but if they are trying...how do you know that wasn't the first time he tried a rail? Props for even trying...I know I ate shit a LOT when I was learning rails, and it was right in the middle of a goddamn busy park, not at home or something. And know what? If everyone was laughing at me I would just left the park and gone skiing somewhere else or go to the jumps...but instead of laughing, a couple other skiers who were nasty at rails came over and helped teach me how to do them better instead of being dick heads. If I was laughed at the first night trying rails, you can damn well bet I wouldn't have kept trying till I got it.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
In response, I'm sure it was very funny. Laugh to yourself, just don't be a dick.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
wow u guys care a little to much

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'I guess this dick gets all spooked and yells out 'FUCK YOU!' to me. So, I stopped, and silently said the same to him.. via my middle fingers. I gave him the double birdie, and skied off, not thinking much of the situation.'- bigkstylie

i hate ski patrolers
 
even though it's kind of funny, that vibe that you and the other laughers created is my least favorite thing about the park, particularly when it's crowded.

if you were really that much cooler than the guy, you wouldn't be concerned with him.

 
at least he was trying shit. the only time its appropriate to laugh at someone in the park is if they fall on the rope tow or the jbar. seeing that is just rediculously funny.

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snowbladers get no respect in my book, unless they can do a rodeo 1080

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'I guess this dick gets all spooked and yells out 'FUCK YOU!' to me. So, I stopped, and silently said the same to him.. via my middle fingers. I gave him the double birdie, and skied off, not thinking much of the situation.'- bigkstylie

i hate ski patrolers
 
you got to feel a little bad for the skiboarders, if you get some pow, they will miss out on the wonders of powder skiing, trying to figure out why they can't move

hahahahaha

 
if they choose to snowblade in the first place they dont desiver anything else

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'I guess this dick gets all spooked and yells out 'FUCK YOU!' to me. So, I stopped, and silently said the same to him.. via my middle fingers. I gave him the double birdie, and skied off, not thinking much of the situation.'- bigkstylie

i hate ski patrolers
 
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