They even come with snow leggings... now how in the name of buddha are you supposed to stay warm IN THE SNOW, with just an incredibly thin layer of "exclusive swiss fabric" protecting your legs.
"Join the FUN and bring some romance back to your life. If you want to purchase a SnowSkirt and SnowLegging email your request to GOTTA HAVE ONE and we'll ship and bill you.
It's great to be a girl and stand out on the slopes."