finding a pair would be like baggin the loch ness monster and riding it through good morning america.
people would be all "ayo WHAT?! howd you get that thing all the way here from fuckn scotland?!"
theyd be stoked that you found it too, but more impressed because theyre probably gonna think that you rode it across the ocean, but its too cold this time of year so you spend $2000 to ship it over just to get your 15 minutes of fame on american television.