snoqualmie park

tom likes the big black cocks.

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

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HOLY CRAP Tom!!! your skiing with a black dude? i didnt know they skiied. just kidding ive got a black snowboarder freind who kills it.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
the jumps at central are alright. the takeoffs are tight and steep, and the landings are short, ALso, they put the top table at the end of the long flat part. Hard to get speed for when it's windy.its fun though

I was born on planet earth

a rotating ball where man comes first. it's been around, for a long long time

now it's time to watch it die.
 
last year they only had the one table sorta in the middle. on good days it was great, but on slow days is was worthless.

its nice they have one a little higher up, but yeah, we never even tried the second one, not nearly enough speed, especially after hitting the first one.

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be aware, ski with care
 
yeah, it doesn't flow too well

I was born on planet earth

a rotating ball where man comes first. it's been around, for a long long time

now it's time to watch it die.
 
whoever is responsible for the pitiful excuse for jumps at central needs to be shot.

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
so cry about it, and take this stuff with you whenever you go up...

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fix it yourself you whiny baby.

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be aware, ski with care
 
what's the pitchfork for? stabbing the cat drivers?

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
they have some decent jumps. The landings are way to small, my friend cleared a huge table top and landed on flat. What i think they should do is find my an intermediate slope to put the jumps on. that way you land downhill and can get more speed for the next jumps. at central, once you hit the first jump, there is no speed left for the second or 3rd. Steeper slope i say.

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'how vain is it to sit down and write, when you have not stood up to live'

-Andrew P

I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.

 
wait. he cleared a huge table? a huge table at snoqualmie!? AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
ya theyre pretty small i try to land flat on purpose on those things

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the park is coming along nicely i think. IT was icy as hell yesterday tohugh.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
i like the upper tables at central. except i broke 2 skis this week and one binding on them.

COC sesh E
 
when's the superpipe suposed to be open?

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i was at snowqualmie central park yesterday, its a dope setup and has some good flow. it was too foggy to really do much, but they got some cool stuff.

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
they sent out an email about the park today and it said they didn't know when the pipe was gonna open. it kinda needs to snow and not rail up there, this up coming week looks pretty good snow wise though.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
^^^ They have as much snow as Stevens, and stevens has a Superpipe. Snocrummy even has more snow now than they had most of last year. That excuse can no longer be used this year.

 
this is true. im not trying to give them an excuse im just saying that its been raining up there for the past week. maybe stevens dug their pipe better.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
stevens has the pipe, but its all icy and crummy and if you get more than 3 feet of air, your likely to deck it. that rain is no good for that stuff, but snow is, snow is good, need snow

 
might snow in the lowlands this weekend!

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Dont worry, its a controlled slide.
 
snocrummy's fuckin gay, i licks fat goat penis.

everyone blows out their knees there cause it sucks, all they have is rails. Plus it's like a 20min lift ride for 2 a 2min run.

 
you lick what now?

if you're going to complain about it, don't go there. and if you don't go there, don't complain about it.

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Dont worry, its a controlled slide.
 
central only has a few rails, and lots of fog and music over the speakers and speeding tickets.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
^^^hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh god!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
Crystal's gonna have a pipe now! How about that shit, huh? And a comp this weekend. But maybe not if it keeps raining. Snow is good.

 
^^^^ is that about snoqualmie? oh, thats right, its not.

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Dont worry, its a controlled slide.
 
snoqualmies park sucks. IT ate my ski. MY binding ripped off.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
the park doesn't suck Andy, it was your landing, and the fact that you got your skis from samcaylor

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The 10 Commandments can in fact be narrowed down to only two:

1) Thou shalt be honest and truthfull to the one who gives you nookie

2) Thou shalt not kill unless the invisible god you worship is different than the invisible god they worship

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www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
yeah its true the park is really nice. Just last night sucked.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
well last night was pretty good, I even tried the C rail....

but kevin didn't do so well, and as a result I'm missing today which is probably THE best day at alpental all year. way to go cheif.

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Dont worry, its a controlled slide.
 
hey fuck u! god damn almost broken collar bone

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
if they do, its not up

but the two c rales are super duper uper funny funn funn funnnn

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
yeah, I really like how they have them set up, its pretty cool. last year they were both just down in the flats.

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Dont worry, its a controlled slide.
 
West is better still, More flow to the park. Or i might just be against central because i overshot the first table...

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'Tight, tight, crevice.'

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-Vern Fonk
 
I overshot the jump at the greenhorn park, we call that the uber jump.

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Dont worry, its a controlled slide.
 
I love central's first table...clearing it is easy, but you gotta tuck from way hella up...great hangtime..other than that, none of the rails have any jumps onto the rails, and i nutted myself last week on the rainbow...west does have more flow

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The 10 Commandments can in fact be narrowed down to only two:

1) Thou shalt be honest and truthfull to the one who gives you nookie

2) Thou shalt not kill unless the invisible god you worship is different than the invisible god they worship
 
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