snoqualmie park

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Muteman

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Whats the deal? Is it good or bad or how is it? I havent gone up yet becasue i had to go to whistler.

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yeah, i HAD to go to whistler too...it says on the site they have a few sliders...pics too...but i guess thats it.

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the new shotgun rails are super good... probably the best rails they have had... they are good and fast nomatter how you hit them

 
yeah they have like 6 rails up, from top to bottom it goes: downkink, flat 15'(?) angled down 15' next to the other 15', 20' angled down and then the 2 shotguns next to each other at the bottom one is i think 20' and the other 15'

um yeah thats pretty much it

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

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yeah, kevins got it, except the kink isn't that long. go on the website, its got everything. those shotguns are SUPER fun.

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its not too bad. I like how the rails are set up. the knik pisses me off though it just isnt easy to do smoothly.

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i still ain't never tried a kink. any downhill facing rail scares me.

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yeah he still hasn't even tried the rails that are slanted a bit, only the little perfectly flat level ones.

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

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the second down rail is the smoothest rail tehy have in my opinino. IT is so smooth and it feel sright. its not too hard either just keep your hands low and focus on the end of the rail

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haha, i did that last weekend sometime, and fell like a retard....that was the one my shoulder popped out on (don't worry, not bad, my shoulder does that from time to time cause it sucks)

My favorite is the shotgun on the bottom left (skiers left), the longer one. its fun hitting it as SLOW as you possibly can, its like 'bling-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing, bling!'

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they need some more diversity...it's boring hitting the same thing, i did every single one of those rails a million times, too easy. the only kind'ove challenging was the step down rail, when you try to clear the first part to land on the downslope...kept on overshooitng it, so i undershot it once and i hit the kink...looked like a fucking dumbass

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They have the jumps, so OPEN THE FUCKERS! And extend the park boundry a bit back, it looks like it'll be hard to get enough speed to clear the table from the start of the park. Kinda like it was last year at west.

On another note, i got yelled at by some asshole ski patroller Saturday for hitting some jumps above dodge. The guy told us that 'We spent a few million on a terrain park this year, so use it' (which is funny, see, cause the park doesnt have any jumps) and then proceeded to ream our jump apart with his ski.

The only remaining jump that im not even sure is still standing is this small step up built near the top of that lift next to wildside thats never open. The run in is a bit sketch and you have to take wildside to get to it, but its got enough air and a good enough landing to get some decent air. Some snowboarder boosted a cork 7 off of it, crazy shit.

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the jumps are open FUCKER, and don't call them FUCKERS or you shouldn't be allowed in the park.

You can clear it fine too, shit even I was clearing the jump up top! And I NEVER clear jumps!

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yes, the jumps are open, and yes they did move the top of the park up further.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

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i loved the jumps, perfect size for getting back into the swing of things.

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

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i destroyed that jump today, rodeo 5, swtch 5, and all sorts of fun shit

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
the smaller jump at the bottom the landing of that thing wa sso fucked from kids not clearing it. IT had like an ass crack down the middle of it. But the top jump was tasty

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Are there any exciting plans this year for the parks? Tell us what new rails will be there.

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its a secret.....

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
sorry matt, i was just stoked cause i learnde some new tricks.

and yes, you may definitely touch me

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
yeah, summit-punk, they're spending a huge chunk of cash...what's new? nothings up there thats new at all...what are the plans?

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Im pretty sure summit-punk knows whats up. And if you didnt remember the season is still really early. They wearnt open for yet another 3 weeks later then it is now. Patience the shit will come.

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dinomyte
 
summit_punk ownes you.

the west park is great for how early in the season it is. they have 2 tables, one really small one, and one with two hits, one small, and one acually decent. the big table was easily cleared on friday wehn the snow was compact, but on saturday it got sticky, and i only cleared it a few times. the rails at west are very simple, and are perfect for switch/butters on.

the central park which just opend yesterday, was allright. there was too much powder to ski park, and the upper table was smaller than the one at west, and in order to clear it i had to straighline from where i unloaded off the lift. the lower park consisted of 2 little tables, a few small rails, a trap box, a box or two, and a unclompleted halfpipe. the flow is wierd because in order to clear the tables you have to go fast, but in the in run there is a little rail that when you hit going fast you ether just gap it or tap the last foot. if i hit the first table and second, i couldnt hit the rainbow rail, which is set up very nicely right now. the trap box was sick, so smooth.

COC sesh E
 
alpental was sweeeeet today!!!! but we had to leave at 12:30 so sean could study for his fucking finals!!!

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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

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fukn trap box is ruff as fuk

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
Snoqualmies rails are fucking horrible, they need to learn how to make good ones. plus they dont know how to set them up, there is like no gap to the rails and they are like a foot out of the ground. whoever designed that park is probably a terrible ski/snowboarder. i was so disapointed.

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The trap box is about 15 feet of up, then 10 of flat and another 15 feet of down. It's about head hight when standing next to it. It's really fun. to skater fuk> the reason we have rails set up like that right now is to help people get into the swing of things. central is going to have more advanced rails and jumps as the year progresses. We actually started very advanced compaired to last year on the first day central opened with the trap box, britney's box and the rainbow rail. If you have a problem with the park find me on the mountian, Know your shit before you talk shit.

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i hear good things about the britney box how long is it? IT sounds so dope

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yeah what is the Britney box

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a rotating ball where man comes first. it's been around, for a long long time

now it's time to watch it die.
 
yeah the aprk at central is in good shape. my one suggestion is amke the jump up to the trap box bigger so you could like disaster it or clear it up to the flat part. I was trying that today and it was hard to get enough air.

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going to central tomorrow. sounds like fun!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
how are the tables?

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The 10 Commandments can in fact be narrowed down to only two:

1) Thou shalt be honest and truthfull to the one who gives you nookie

2) Thou shalt not kill unless the invisible god you worship is different than the invisible god they worship

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pretty tiny except for the big one on the top. But all are smooth and consistent and good landings. I kept over shooiting therm tohugh

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yeah i kept overshooting or not going fast enough at all on all the jumps today. very very icy today and my fucking bindings suck, chris.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
good job with the creative naming, there should be a little sign next to it

You're not like the others with their empty eyes and plastic smiles.
 
hahaha, yeah. that would be funny. me and kevin both think we need a really long rail, like way too long. I know the s-rail is like 40, but we need something longer and straight.

parks lookin good at central so far, but the snow was total ass today, so it limited the fun. plus, as kevin said, we were either waaaaay overshooting the jumps, or comin up short.

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the west table is fun fun fun.

im going up on friday. i will be skiing with a black kid.

COC sesh E
 
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