Sneezing

Ahahahahahahaha.

When I sneez it feels damn good. I've had some really good sneezs where I just sit back and reflect.
 
sneezing is always a big event to me. because when i sneeze fuckin everything spazzes out, i kick, punch, make a cool noise, and yell. i have seriously pulled a muscle from a fucking sneeeze. sneezing isn't fun. go find that bitch and tell her shes wrong.
 
how many times do u sneeze. usually i go three in a row. thats 3/8th of an orgasm.
what if someone sneezed 8 times and then just came everywhere
 
By 1/8th of an orgasm, it means 1/8th, so you'd have to sneeze 8 (EIGHT) times, simultaneously to jizz your pants, and that is impossible.

to the guy who said sneeze in her twat 8 times, I laughed my ass off, that was hella funny dude.
 
im pretty sure those stretches you get like and just fucking go back and basically jizz your pants, are 5/8 of an orgasm...
 
did u say some whitty pick up line..... so that you could pee in her butt later

Something like.... Can you show me what the other 7/8 ths feels like
 
aparently if you are about to sneeze, looking into a bright light will make it temporarily go away. for those instances when sneezing isn't really the cool thing to do, ie. funerals, tests, long speeches .etc. just thought i'd throw that in there
 
or you could hold it in and just make a bunch of funny noises, i knew a kid who was afraid to sneeze in public so he would just hold it in and just like convulse 5 times then it would go away it was funny as hell
 
Sneezing to me is a facial orgasm. You feel the build up, you know that your nose is getting dust fucked and your about to blow your mucusy load all over your upper lip. Finally, after a few "just kiddings" it hits, and it feels so good you are physically unable to keep your eyes open. Afterwords, you just reminice and do work with a facial tissue of some sort. yeah, a facial orgasm.
 
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