Sneezing with food in your mouth

i hate when your in class and you cover your mouth to sneeze, but you hork up a whole pile of mukus on your hand and then you have to whipe it somewere...
 
you may not want to hear this but the worst it peas. you sneeze, they go to the top of your nose, then you have to inhale to get it out of your nost then cough to get it out of your lungs.
 
i hate when you have to sneeze in a buffet line or when you have to sneeze and it wont come out that makes me so mad i punch kittens.
 
i've sneezed once or twice eating curry. Once at a restaurant and it was sorta embarassing and very gross.

i've also laughed really really hard while drinking milk, and the milk went up my nose and it was a very disgusting feeling.
 
try sneezing with your eyes open, its impossible, and i heard that if you do suceed, milk will come out of the eye. correct me if im wroong
 
i did it with a ricola in my mouth. i chewed the last half up and i got shit all over my screen and a huge thing of snot on my shirt arm. it was soo gross
 
You just have to give'er a nose sneeze if you are in that situation. Although snot could spray everywhere so it is a LOSE/LOSE situation.
 
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