Sneaking Weed on airplanes

If I'm going somewhere to stay with friends I always just post some there ahead of time.

I've only flown with weed once but it wasn't a big deal. Wrap it up in several layers of cling film (I guess you guys would call it seran wrap) and compact it nice and small. Then tape it to the inside crotch of your underwear. No security guy is going to search you and feel it there. Just stay cool and act normal and they'll have no reason to ask questions. I did set off the metal detector and get patted down but it was fine. Dogs in airports are there to sniff out bombs. That was on an international flight. If it's domestic, even less reason to worry.
 
Yea they have had new security measures at airports but thats for things that threaten passengers flights. Weed doesn't threaten anyone elses life on the plane.
 
The United States Postal Service Rules. Make sure you vac-pack your goods. Then place them in the pocket of a pair-o jeans. Mail. Done.
 
slice open a tube of toothpaste....put the bag in it. roll the tube up like its almost gone....or put it in a peanut butter jar and cover it up with peanut butter...works everytime
 
i snuck a quarter on a plane on accident, i had a bag and i forgot where i put it [ yeah i was baked and frgot] and packed up all my shit and went to B.C. unpacked all my shit and found it in the inside pocket of one of my jackets. it was packed in with my skis. wored out fine but i woulddnt try it again. why risk it
 
Yeah well micheal vick is also retarded enough to dogfight AND fail multiple drug tests for the NFL. What makes you think he's smart enough to take ganja through the airport and get away with it?

Its really not that sketch if you know what you're doing
 
ya it is a bad idea,if you did get pinched you could get some drug trafficing charge, before 9/11 it was another story
 
my friend actually did that and it fucked up her vag for about two months and her gynocologist had to give her a special cream but it worked.
 
my friend was high and got fireworks from boston to floridia all at the same time. the fireworks were in his pocket. internation flights are a bad idea though.
 
A guy I worked with used to be a baggage handler - he says they can spot weed on the x-rays. Some will get through but why risk it?
 
dangerrr, i did this once like 2 years ago and just wrapped a little up tight and stu ck it in my bra.. and my man friends have put in their pants before.. but i was at the airport awhile back and there was this cop walking around with a drug sniffing dog.. also, i know someone who is a freemason and has a drug sniffing dog, so he poses as a blind person and walks around the airport. its just a bad idea.
 
I'm assuming you're not speaking from experience... because that is a recipe for disaster.

Flying with it is pretty legit, keep it on your person, keep it domestic, use your brain. Avoid checking it at all costs though.
 
international flights are sketchy yes if they have drug dogs. but if they do, make sure u got papers and leave for a quick smoke the rest of ur bag b4 the flight safety session.

otherwise domestic flights u guys are fucking pussies. they don't give a shit about a 1/8th or even a half. they look for bombs, thats it. ive done it a million times, just put it in a couple baggies and put it in a peanut butter jar and cover it w/ peanut butter again. they aren't going to fucking search ur peanut butter. also tape it to the inside or ur boxers or ur gouch, then once ur on the plane u can take that damn duct tape off. they aren't going to strip search u. this may be harder though if u got some stanky stankies, u may have to use a few freezer ziplocks. again if u see dogs, go outside and smoke all of it and oh well. again if ur dumb as shit ur gonna get caught, and thats usually the case.
 
i hate to say it, but there have been other threads on this. but the dogs you see aren't drug sniffing dogs, they are bomb snoffing dogs. evaluate the risks you think may be involved, make the call.
 
i honestly dont think it would be hard at all

i can think of a million ways to do it.

cell phone? hollow out a cell phone and keep it in there?

but honestly why not stick it up ur ass if there is alot.

just put it in a hidden pocket.

if there are dogs then seal it in an airtight vaccum bag and dip the bag into vinegar to get rid of any scent
 
Hey im going to be traveling to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico at the end of this month, and my friends and I were wondering how to do this as well. Anyone got any more suggestions? Both for Check In or Carry On. It's obviously international so I know thats also a huge factor.

SO i guess this is a bump?
 
Great thread.

Anyway...don't bother bringing weed into Mexico, especially the Baja Peninsula. They have mad dank really easy to get there. I went on a cruise two years back down Baja and was ripped 24/7 on all the cheap chron.
 
i heard that its easy as fuck to get there, but i also heard that some guys will sell you weed, then go to the cops and nark you out cuz they get paid for that so i dunno
 
i was considering it since i am going to florida for spring break on tuesday, but i decided not to. one i am not trying to risk it, even though it is probably REALLY easy to get away with. also i am going to be fucking drunk everyday hopefully, so who needs weed anyways. and if i do get the urge, i'm sure there are mad people who will have it there.
 
um its not like they check your pockets ive carried 2g in my pocket from new york to toronto just walked through its not a big deal
 
hahahahaha no post has made me actually lol before

what about one of those food vacuuming machines? if you don't vacuum it too hard i'm pretty sure those would do a good job then you can tape it
 
if u really must, put it in ur pocket, dont overthink it, or if your paranoid....

get a strong scented deodorant, use it a little, get some hairs on there, and then spin it all the way up and pop the acutly deodorant part out, now fll with bud, then put deodorizer back in, wahhh lahhhh, even if they did open the thing there wud be hairs they will refuse to touch.
 
if u arent going international then umm put the weed in a bag or 2 make sure it doesnt smell really bad and put it in your pocket or sock or something. i have done this numerous times.
 
My friends have done i many times flying back home from school. They usually triple bag it and put it in a shampoo bottle and puts it in their checked bags. Its less obvious then peanut butter because you know, who the fuck flies with peanut butter. They have probably done it a dozen times with no problems. I wouldn't recommend it for international flights but you should be fine for domestic ones.

And good choice on the Colorado weed, shits bomb.

Disclaimer: I take NO responsibility for the confiscation, fines, or imprisonment of said person
 
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