Sneaking in to rated r movies

nightscraper

nightscraper

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as ive noticed movie theaters are really starting to crack down on this. what strategies do you use to get in?

ill just usually not shave and give them shit about forgetting id until they let me in
 
damn this rule is annoying. I will be 17 in two weeks but i still have to sneak in.

Usually just buy a ticket for a non-R movie on the same side

When i went to see normal activity, this lady vouched for me and like 10 friends, was pretty sweet
 
ha no need for me anymore being 20.

i tried i believe 3 times back in the day and got caught every time. i would buy a ticket to another movie and go to the R one...i've always wondered how they knew?
 
buy a ticket to a different movie and then after you've handed over your ticket just walk into the theatre of the movie you wanted to see. or in some cases they have retards or disabled ripping the tickets so you just run past him and he's retarded or disabled so what's he gonna do? or yeah just don't shave that day and wear some faggy old people clothes.
 
bought tickets for Journey to the center of the earth and snuck into Step Brothers
during the movie, out of everyone in the whole theatre the people that come in and check tickets pick us out of the whole theatre to see our tickets. I mean it wasnt completely obvious i wasnt 17, i was 15.
mehh
 
i snuck into step brothers and some of my friends were like shitting themself about sneaking in (thatguy10-8) cause they thought that we would totally stand out

than some family walked in with like 5 10 year olds
 
or just live in Canada where movies like Stepbrothers are only 14-A because Canadian kids can handle a bit of swearing.
 
I didnt get caught when it was just me and two of my friends in the theater on the day notorious came out. Not a single other person was in there. But then i get caught with a full theater another time, but i dont remember which movie. I dont really get how they pick em out either.
 
I have got it down, im 15 and a pretty mature kid, people think im 17, but anyway all you have to do is buy a random kids or movie thats not R, and then just go to where ever it is, get your ticket RIPED, then keep it, go back and get some food or a drink, and then just keep walking by who ever, the person is retarted or cop just show them you have the riped ticket from a few feet away and just keep walking, it dose work everytime for me, my friends and I do it a bunch. Also stay calm worst thing is your not aloud to come back thats the WORST, or they will just send you back to your kid movie.
 
exactly, just wait till your 17, then you realize you'd rather have gas in your car then see angelina jolies ass crack
 
hahahaha that one works for me too. but i got IDed at the hangover (horrible movie btw) and im fucking 20. if you see puberty will you send him my way?
 
I was going to see some R movie with a chick and the sign on the thing said "we will check IDs for R rated movies" and I had forgot my ID so I asked for the ticket and just stared the guy right in the eyes and he didn't ask for my ID...I was so fucking happy.

Or if your friend has a credit card use one of those machines and when it says "please show blah blah blah your ID" just hope no one comes and get your tickets...thats what me and my friend did back in the day
 
this is what I do, dont know bout you guys, but at my theater there is a separate ramp for going to the bathroom vs. the one where they rip studs and whatnot.i just walk past the box office, go to the bathroom, grab some food, and look at the big board that shows all the movies above. then i just walk up that ramp and confidently stride to the theater.
If you are super young (im 16 and can pull off being 17, so they aren't suspicious) go into w/e theater it is, and find some older people (older than 18 too, like old enough to be your parents) and sit RIGHT next ot them. That way when they look around, they are 100x more likely to overlook you because you look like you are with more mature elders. This only works if there are 2-3 max. if you have a bigger crew, just divide and conquer. NEVER sit in a huge group of 14 year olds, you will get busted SOO quickly.
 
ik but were not really gonna stand out

and to the person who said something about cops, the age requirements arent laws, just rules that the theaters agree to. the worst they can do is make you leave
 
it's pretty easy.

buy tickets to another movie, with a similar show time, and just walk into the r movie. i have done that many times without trouble, and if there are people standing by the doors, just walk in with a crowd and you're fine. most recently, my friend and i bought tickets to Where The Wild Things Are for a 7:20 showtime, and walked into zombieland which had a showtime of 7:30.
 
haha

sorry if it sounded like i was claiming, because that would be just stupid to claim about.

but re-reading it, it does sound like i was claiming. haha, my bad
 
Hold up, in the US, there are people checking while youre in the theatre? Ive never seen that in theatres in Canada. Of course there are the ticket rippers, but thats before the movie. So there are ushers?
 
come to quebec, where most movies are 13+ (it has to be some real gnarly shit to be rated 16+), booze at 18 and icy east coast winters!
 
find a movie thats not rated R that starts a little before the one you want to see. go to that and then just walk into the R rated movie. aint shit. we did this when we went to see the hangover and the employees totally knew cause there was like 12 people in the theater, but they didnt give a shit.
 
I love it, in Quebec a movie Rated-R in the US is like PG-13

it was badass when I was younger but now im old and dont care
 
don't be a pussy and walk right on in or get a friend to open a back door mad easy you just feel sketchy cause you're 12
 
i dont think i ever got ID'd even when i was underage...

and where the fuck do you live where people check tickets once your in the theater? thats never happened to me in my life...
 
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