Snakes really kill people on a plane

[TheQuailman]

i was reading through a maxim and there was an article about snakes on a plane and it said tht people die each year from poisiones snakes tht crawl onto planes and bit people while they sleep

 

[StealthSteez]

Thats so bull shit.

 

[Beamer12]

agree

 

[Redstar]

Guys, he read it somewhere. it HAS to be true.

 

[CEDARIMAGE]

bunch o' shit

 

[Elijah.]

I know. I read in a magazine that Santa went into a house and raped 3 children. I just can't believe it.

 

[Thomson.]

Yeah I also read on some internet site that there was a flight going from Hong Kong to amsterdam, and when they were searching someones bag there was what seemed to be a toy snaked in it, but then they looked again and it moved, found it int a cardboard box thingy with holes. They said it coulda have escaped the bag and killed people... Could have been true, sounds legit.

 

[gaypride]

im tempted o bring one on so i can reak havok

 

[CZA]

look everyone its the kid who boned a girl while dancing

 

[McLeod]

^hes never going to live that one down is he

 

[duhamelski]

ive heard that too. the they crawl up through the landing gear and stuff

 

[jimmychung]

in Maxim nonetheless, the almighty source of authentic information.

didn't you get enough boobs from your most recent brouhaha?

 

[Grimace.]

exactly what i was thinking

hey did you bone the snake?

 

[Jake...]

haha you need to get banned man.

 

[Dosh]

more people die each year from sick and peverted rapes like the one you recently participated in. you make me sick!

 

[ThaLorax]

haha

 

[skiierman]

Samuel L. Jackson throws them up the stairs.

 

[Aerozol]

The second I saw the name to that movie I knew I would never watch it.

LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME

woop de fucking do snakes. hollywood is all out of ideas

 

[Von]

Back in march i read an article in my local paper about this guy in Pennsylvania. He was flying his Cessna and he had to make an emergency landing becuase there was a snake in the cockpit. The very next day i saw the preview for snakes on a plane.

 

[ThaLorax]

hey, i remember that, and i live in cali.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

i woudn't doubt that snakes can kill people on plains, and do, cause think about cargo plains and shit, and i dunno, sounds like its plosible.

 

[gnustreetfool]

its true my friend also told me about that

 

[linemaverick16]

At every post this kid writes everyone gets so angry. This might be a sign that you should think a little more about what you write.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

hahahaha. i read that a little kid was eating a sandwich in chicago and it came to life and smacked him in the face. true story. mmhmm

 

[Lé.Skiing]

dude when i read that i was and still am eating a sandwhich now i'm scared to take a bite

 

[freestyler540]

That story came from Maxim? that IS bullshit

 

[hendrik.]

"Peter, are you sure it was in a book? Are you sure it wasn't....nothing?"

 

[010]

dude if its printed in maxim, its the trufe

 

[b-ladd]

a plane crashed in this backyard in my town not too long ago. it was a small single engine plane, and apparently the pilot walked away unharmed

 

[+[wall.e]+]

Hahaha, that made me laugh so hard. Anyways, back to being easily amused by pointless threads such as this...

 

[zepscratch]

werd, they wouldnt write it if it wasnt true

 

[akerbacker]

ya that probably isnt true. snakes getting onto a plane when people barely can.

 

[edmonton_skier]

yes cyz we all know snakes an ppl are the same size..

 

[GnarBurger]

hahaha. ever hear of "Weekly World News"?

 

[AhrenStein]

hahaha so tru

 

[Peter.]

reading is overrated....who actually reads maxim?

 

[Star_F*cker]

i dont i just read playboys and once in a while when they have a hot playmate like Vidda Guerra and Sarah Underwood ill take a look at the centerfold hahah they have funny jokes in that shit oh ya snakes on play LIES ide believe it if it were spiders and it wasnt from a magazine thats ment to be jerked off to

 

[poofartpee]

haha no