SNAKES ON A PLANE TODAY

dude snakes on a plane is gonna be the most amazing movie to ever hit theaters, man i am soooo pumped me and my friends are gonna dress up and camp out for it its gonna be amazing
 
DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT? It has Samuel L. Jackson! It's gonna be sick. I'd pay just to hear him talk..
 
I dont often await the release of new movies. However, I've been soo excited to see snakes on a plane just because its a fucking ridiculous idea for a block-buster movie.

My boys and I are planning on bringing some rubber snkes to the theater and toss them into the audience. we gonna grease 'em up with lube or vaseline first though, just so that people remember that they're favourite clothes were ruined watching a fantastic movie flick!
 
i already bought tickets! last night one the late night show he said they were going to make a sequel. i'm already stoked on that
 
hahaha your gonna camp out. don't think thats gonna work, being as that it comes out today.

better luck next time though
 
did anyone else receive a phone message from samuel l. jackson urging them to attend this excellent film?

i did. it was probably one of the best moments of my life.
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE! AND I CANT MOTHERFUCKIN SIT HERE ANY LONGER CAUSE I WANNA MOTHERFUCKIN SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKIN MOVIE. MOTHER-SNAKES-FUCKING ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCHES.
 
i love sending those to people. nothing is better than an early morning wake up call from non-other than Samuel L. Jackson himself.
 
im dropping 10$ just to hear "ive had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"

haha oh my god.
 
It doesn't come out till tomorrow here :( I have to wait an extra day... but I know itll be worth it!
 
i hope someone tells what happens in the end and ruins it for all of us.

just like when homer came out of star wars with marge and was like "wooooooooooow, as if darth vader was lukes father" right infront of some huge crowd waiting to get in for the next movie time.
 
this is how you dress up:

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/snakes%20on%20a%20plane/-/cfpt2_/copt_/cfpt_/source_searchBox/x_0/y_0

my favorites:

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^ your gay. how could you say sucha thing about the single greatest theatrical release in history.

bahahahahhahahaa this movie is suuuuch a joke i cant wait to see it
 
Just saw the early screening of it. Fucking amazing movie. You see like 70 people die from all sorts of interesting ways. Super predictable, riddled with cliches, but what can I say? It was a shitload of fun to watch. PS, take your dates to this movie like i have, she'll be on you before the first snake even bites.
 
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