smuggling

SNOWMAN17

SNOWMAN17

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any ever tried to sneak weed through planes/airports? my friends thinking about putting it in his check on back which i tihnk is retardid and i think he sould just patch it to his nuts....

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
just dont do it, ive heard vaccum sealing works, but i still wouldnt be the one to try

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buy it once you get to where you're going. Easy.

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i have heard of many people doing the airplane thing. its not that hard. they dont normally sniff baggage on non international flights. i would keep it on me, not in my bag because they dont search your nuts, and how often do dogs come out and sniff you. if you want to be really smart you should ship it to yourself by UPS or something, that way you could ship as much as you wanted.

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i would never send any drugs through any form of mail, too risky in my opinion, but for smuggling, i heard the dogs cant smell through coffee beans and wrap some coffee beans around your stash or better yet, put your weed in one baggy and seal it good, take a second baggy and put cofee beans in it, and then put it in a shampoo bottle like that guy said

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
you should wrap it up in aluminum foil and put it in your pocket.j/k No really you should put it inside a balloon grease the balloon up with ky jelly and insert it into your rectum. That way when you get caught and go to jail your ass will be nice a stretched out for being a catcher in a prison gangbang cause you don't want a prison gang to pop your butt cherry, I don't think they would be very gentle for you. Good Luck

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Damn, I thought that this thread was going to be about smuggling raisins.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
Get a gun then hide it inside of the gun and just walk in the airport with it waiving all arround. I'm positive no one will mess with you because they think you have a gun (but you actually have herb in the gun). I knew a guy who tried this and it totally worked.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
airport xrays arent exactly 'high res'. in fact they straight up suck. As long as you dont have a loaded handgun in your bag or a block of C4, you should be fine.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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stop being such a pussy. Just put that shit in your suircase in tea bags or something, be rational, you're not getting caught, airports aren't concerned with you and your personal stash. They don't have all that shit so they can catch a few pre teens with a gram of shake. They have that shit for guns and coke

 
where are u going?

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
hide it in a vibrator and then stick it up your butt and let it vibrate the whole plane ride and through customs. good luck hiding your tiny ass boner while you do it.

...with my balls in your mouth.
 
Tell your friend to put the weed in his wallet there is NO drug dogs at teh airport he has nothin' to worry about.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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hes either gonna put it in a playstation or hes gonna tape it to his nuts

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
Not sure about weed but when they check your bags they put some strip on the handles that can pick up drugs like coke and herion. Drug dogs can sence anything dont kid your self if they are near you your fucked. It also depends if you are lucky when i was comeing back from BC the guy wasnt even looking thorw the x-ray thing.

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haha, has anyone seen Reservoir Dogs? this reminds me of that.

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'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
For fuck's sake, I solved your problem about 15 posts up: BUY IT ONCE YOU GET TO WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
Haaaaha you are so fucking right!!!!!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
what jib_this said twice already.....it's probably cheaper where you're going anyway

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maybe he just has some reeally good shit

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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
 
plus you get to sample the local herb.

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i went to mexico and on the way back i saw NO drug sniffing dogs but they did hand search every carry on bag and they took my piece which had never been used before, they also made me depants and i think your buddys best bet is eating a bag and hope you get it while you shit it out.

 
Shit the weed then smoke it. YUCK!!!!

Hey buddy do u want to hit some of this shit!!! Sure do let me hit it that is some good shit!!! Yeah I just shit it out when I got here.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
I know but wouldnt the acid that is in your body sort of get threw the plastic bag? Still if it didnt why would you smoke something the you just shit.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
the shit wouldnt be in the bag but im not sure if the acid would work its way through, because i know that corn sure as hell doesnt get broken down in my stomach

 
Heres a small list of items Drug Dogs don't like:

Lemon Balm

Pure (Health Food Store) Lavender Oil

What the dogs smell is not THC but Caryophyllene oxide in the weed.

I am writing this with no nefarious intent and only educational purposes.

-Pat

 
Candles work well, just takes more time.

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For fuck's sake, just BUY IT ONCE YOU GET TO WHERE YOU'RE GOING. If you're too stupid to find drugs at your destination of choice, you're too stupid to be using drugs in the first place. END OF THREAD.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
i think we've established that he has already bought it and its good

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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
 
I'm flying to vegas tonight with two bowls worht in the bottom of a chapstick. it has worked many a time before, at least its enough until you can buy some at your destination, oh yah, I have to put somthing like, you suck...and I fucked your mom.

 
Put it in a ziploc bag, spray the bag with Axe deodorant, and then put the bag in a thing of Stridex face pads things... it works.

Teddy

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If theres a drug dog there, your probably gonna get the shaft. my friend had a lighter in his pocket, and i guess he used the corner of it to pack down a bowl like a month before he went to the airport. the dog was all over his ass. but if your flying domestic, you got little to worry about.

'I almost smoked the pole last time I was here with Adrian'
 
split it into two bags. tape the bags under your pits. wear a baggy sweatshirt and wear an indecent amount of AXE. you'll smell like every other tool out there

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Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
get some slut whos driving to the same place to carry it for you, so you dont get in any shit when she gets cought

dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive

 
I didnt read the whole thread so maybe this has come up already. If you are flying internationally I would say if its just like an 1/8th or something double bag it in a ziploc then wash it under water and soap and shit and wash your hands cause that little scent a dog can pick up on. Then put it inside shampoo bottle or toothpaste. Those idiots at the x-ray machine miss guns knives and bombs in the tests they give them so they arent going to say shit about shampoo bottle. Even if they do are they really going to take you out ofl ine and make you cut it open? If you dont want to carry it I would do that same thing or put weed in lots of bags, melt wax into bottom of pringles can, hang baggies from a string attached to the top of the pringles can and fill with wax. With the string hanging out the top it looks just like a candle, put something scented on it too, then put in your carry on or mail it or something. I have gotten weed from amsterdam and jamaica through the mail and it isnt sketch at all. If they catch the herb they just destroy it, they cant charge you with it because it is an unsolicited item. Just dont be an idiot and put a correct return address on it. yea this was a ramble of a post im really baked but just dont be a sketchball about it and you will be cool. Leaving vancouver I got all my bags searched and shit hardcore and didnt have shit and my friend who went through like 10 minutes before me had a bag stashed not all that well and made it no problem. If you are traveling within the crountry strap that shit to your balls and hope it doesnt smell and you should be cool i woul dhtink.

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fuck that, drug dogs aren't all they're cracked up to be. i was at a pizza place outside on the patio once, and i had my piece that i just burned out of, and a few grams in my pocket, and the k-9 unit came and parked 4 feet away from me, they got called about an illegally parked car and the dog unit happened to come. the cop took the dog out of the car for a walk, he was right next to me, and didn't smell shit.

-chris
 
^thats probably because not all K9 unit dogs are taught to sniff out drugs. Mostly to find people and bite them.

-Pat

 
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