smoothest trick...

a hella slow 180 with tweaked mute grab. Hella stylish, used best on a really large tabletop.

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my friend goat's back mutes, and a 3 with any grab

'Of course it hurts if you get your balls seperated by a five-inch-wide rail. But if you don't try, what's the point of doing anything?'

-Phil Larose, Canadian skier dude
 
SMOOTHEST TRICKS EVER :-switch 3 with any grab

-Cork 540 safety

-Zero spin

parallel grab (Chris Turpin's grab at WSSI)

Yes cork 3 is very style but the landing isnt always so smooth because its not really 1 movement like a cork 5.

Quebec represenT!
 
big switch unatural 3 with a safety.

I don't know but going unatty just makes the rotation look real smooth.

Made in Tasmania.

Suitable for ages 5+.

Set includes lots of guns and ski equipment.
 
tanners switch rodeo 7 tailgrabs

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
tanner switch cork 7 thingy's in Ski movie 3

So the other day my girlfriend says to me i want 9 inches and for you to make it hurt:

so i fucked her three times and punched her in the back of the head
 
definately tanner hall doing a flat 3 saftey off a jump on a cliff in a movie, i sont no which movie it was tough, but it was good

 
without a doubt, the two tricks that gave rise to the entire new freestyle ski generation. the patented jp auclair 360 mute and back flip mute were by far the most influential tricks of all time. his style in degenerates is still unparalleled to this day. but style trends have changed since then and it's hard to judge. today's style has a greater range and more sublime grace to it. currently i like turpin's style the most right now.

 
I can't believe some of these responses. Switch 3??? What the fuck, there are few people who can do smooth switch 3's, the only people I've seen do nice ones are phil larose, belanger, and some other pros and they arent even all that smooth. You people just said switch 3 because its one of the most progressive tricks out right now, not because its smooth. And you guys that said, 'if the skier is smooth, the trick is smooth and thats all that matters' WHAT THE FUCK. Jesus that doesnt even deserve a response. be individuals and think for yourselves sometime. I hate the new fad of 'as long as you are skiing and having fun, thats all that matters' and 'gorilla steez is the shit' FUCK YOU GUYS

 
your getting pretty upset over peoples answers to a question on an INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
your getting pretty upset over peoples answers to a question on an INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
shit i didnt finish, but seriously your getting really pissed at peoples opinion and you have no idea who they are or where they live. its seriously not even that big of a deal. oh and the most stylish trick is a gorilla steeze switch 360

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 
Well i'm just sick of people not being to be an individual. You guys need to start thinking for yourself or skiing is going to die or become something lame. Just TRY to think for yourself, don't like gorrila style because its 'the cool thing' to like or dont says switch 3's are smooth because all the pros do them. Skiing should be diverse and insteresting with many different styles. Tanner and CR are destroying the style of skiing and everytime someone answers on these message boards with responses like you guys give, skiing falls closer and closer to its demise

 
style's all about being an individual

' Anyone smell that up-G?' Chris Turpin

I flunked out of school cause i'm hardcore.

And this whole time i thought my penis was just inside out.

 
cs1080, that sucks you said I have no purpose on here. I've been coming to this site since before it was anything and I've been skiing for more years than you've probably been alive. I raced for 8 yrs too, in a variety of disiplines and picked up a pair of the original 1080s when they first came out. let me guess, you just got some twin tips cause you say some kids in the park doing tricks and it looked cool. I've traveled all over the world, I go to a good college, I'm smarter than you and better than you. don't talk to me

 
my PERSONAL favorite trick(to do and to watch) is a smooth safety 540 off a big table. And midwest no ones else opinion was involved in my favorite trick.

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

-youthinasia
 
anything that is not hucked and just clears the table with perfect style

If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush..

 
DEREK FINN'S CORK 3 AT THE GLACIER: SEE SRRIKE THREE, NOTHING ELSE COMPARES!

MCM Rip Shit uP

What MTn. Creek Will BEcome

p[r[o[g[r[e[s[s[i[o[n[ o[b[s[e[s[s[i[o[n
 
lincoln japan 180, the best ever when CR does them in High Society

Proud member of the Ghetto Park Builders Union local 637

'Is Butterbean okay?'

 
yeah anything by pollard or candide is really smooth, and its definitely the rider that makes the trick smooth

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midwest...shut the fuck up, you really dont know shit about me so fuck you...who cares if you bought 1080's when they first came out..i did too and stil have them...i;ve also traveled the world..haha..i dont see where that comes in but whatever...i can kick your ass in the park any day so dont say your better then me...anyway i think your a fucking flamer...go eat some cock

 
cs1080....you are a dumbass and i'm not talking to you anymore. i hate kids who find out about internet sites and then go on them to talk shit on MESSAGE BOARDS

 
Smoothest trick? Jon's Cork 9 tails in the pipe, always consistently smooth and relaxed.

For some reason, 5's seem smoother than 3's, i mean just look at the Stereotype Trailer; The Parkasaurus gap with the guy who did the corked 5 safety... so smooth.

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

'I know that you believe that you understood what you think

I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is

not what I meant.'

---Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman
 
midwest....you were the one who was talking shit on a MESSAGE BOARD OMG!!!!!!! maybe you dont read your own posts..or ur a fucking hypocrite...whatever man...but am i not correct that you were the first person in the thread to start talking shit like a flamer telling people their stupid for liking a certain style...respond to this, i'd like to hear what you have to say now.

 
wow, you guys, the two who've been arguing and i've already forgotten their names, cool it. And jsut a word of the wise to anyone, to see how long someone's been on teh site, don't check their post numbers, check their NS number of what number member they are before you insult someone who's twice your senior and better 2X then you

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360 sprinkler... i hear they do it real well down there in toronto...

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.
 
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