Smoking tissues makes me die

chacha33

chacha33

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I was at a party and everyone was getting high and I had a physical (with a drug test) so I couldnt smoke. I didn't want to look out of place so I made a dinky little pipe out of a pen and nut. Nobody was really watching me so I took a tissue from a box next to me and put it in my bowl. I pretended to be high then left. I ended up passing my test but now my voice sounds really different and my gf thinks Im fucking retarded. Does anyone know how to cure tissue-lung syndrome
 
so you were on a party with tissues.....

but you have a girlfriend....

hmmmm..

and after the party your girlfriend thinks your retarded...

well ok..
 
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If your voice now sounds hoarser you might have actually possibly given yourself Smoke Inhalation Injury.

Quite fascinating.
 
you care so much about appearance that you are willing to set your lungs back, just to look like you were having a good time?

Fuck, a lot of the things I do are dumb, but not that irrational.
 
haha the best part is you thought you would look decent smoking out of a pen.. regardless what the fuck you were smoking you looked like a squid smoking out of a crack pipe.
 
Holy shit !!! The EXACT same thing happened to me last year! I had it all,man. A great job, 2 beautiful daughters, a loving wife, a nice car, great house...etc Then I went to our neighbors house warming party... Little did I know this thing was a fucking crazy bash. There were naked guys glued to the walls and other guys were playing pin the tail on the dick. In another room there was a granny slurping smuckers off a guys cock with no dentures in. So obviously I'm tryin to fit in at this party. I head to the back porch and these bros are blowin some dank!!! Hella dank !!! HELLA !!! My wife said I had to quit dank so I smoked some tissues to fit in with the bros. that was last year. Now I am gay and fat. I live in Mexico and my job is to get hit with baseball bats to test them. My family abandoned me and my life will never be the same. Be warned!!!!!
 
Damn bro. Ur so laid back and chill on this website. U seem like an ill ass kid and im fuckin jealous. I wish that I was as chill and laid back as u bro u don't give a fuck about anything u just live ur life that's what makes u so chill and laid back!! Damn
 
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