Quit being a douche bag to him....smileys are fucking gay...and i completely agree with even on this one...all you need is a little when ever you want a smiley...those dumb things are gay and nails.
just google image search for emoticons and post the images in the appropriate places in your replies. This, of course, is almost guaranteed to make the haters come out of the woodwork because it's so gay, but hey, each to his own.