Smartest On NS?

[dolanslebensraum]

DM DOLAN U PLAYED THE THREAD LIKE A FITTLE BUT U DO REALIZE U COULDA MADE THAT LOSER MILFHUNTER LEAVE IF U JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT ALSO BIG UPS FOR DOIN ALL THOSE MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES I PROLLY WOULDA JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE

Why are you capslocking.

i dont have anything against you. Youve been pretty fair and respectful.

i dont know why ur capslocking tho. It doesnt make you look very grounded.

milf hunter or whatevers a total loser tho and i really wont mind his departure.

hell probably come back as an alias though. Talking about Jesus and forgibsmeness

 

[yungona]

Why are you capslocking.

i dont have anything against you. Youve been pretty fair and respectful.

i dont know why ur capslocking tho. It doesnt make you look very grounded.

milf hunter or whatevers a total loser tho and i really wont mind his departure.

hell probably come back as an alias though. Talking about Jesus and forgibsmeness

SORRY DAWG MY PHONE SCREEN IS CRACKED RIGHT WHERE THE BUTTON IS!!

 

[dolanslebensraum]

SORRY DAWG MY PHONE SCREEN IS CRACKED RIGHT WHERE THE BUTTON IS!!

Dude your smartassness is kind of getting on my tits, maybe chill out if you dont want the shoe to drop and you get your self esteem murdered.

Playing the long game, I like it.

Gooby prf avor

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

Jesus, chill everybody.

No, i never went to princeton.

i found this in my attic a while ago though, its in latin so im not sure what it says.

View attachment 968182

”/pol/ ist lebensraum” you fucking whores haha

Do you really think that's enough? There's nothing here to confirm that's actually yours and not from one of your parents, a sibling, friend, etc.

 

[SavageBiff]

Nothing about Dolan strikes me as a liar, I certainly would black out my name as well. I believe it. I also believe lotta people go be butt hurt

Do you really think that's enough? There's nothing here to confirm that's actually yours and not from one of your parents, a sibling, friend, etc.

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Dude, you honestly need to kill yourself.

It'd be so easy to prove that you're not just showing a pic of a family member's diploma. You've gone through this much trouble, just a first name next to another identifier is all you'd need.

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

Dude, you honestly need to kill yourself.

Wow rude. Maybe you should address the question?

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

Yeah. I google imaged searched “princeton diploma with post it timestamp from 15 minutes ago” and i came up with tons of images people had posted of their princeton diplomas that they had all timestamped 15 min earlier.

ill reiterate, if you are honestly are so butthurt about the idea of a crass princeton graduate you obviously have a massive superiority complex that i seem to be popping like a balloon.

and instead of starting to cry while you shit your pants while cutting yourself,, you should sack up and kill yourself.

“B-b-b-but dere is still hopes fur da fight wit dolan hurr durr we hab another trik up ar sleeves!”

You’re really trying to dodge here. Just saying, there’s nothing to confirm it is yours and not say, one of your parents.

 

[SavageBiff]

If i woke up one morning and found out i was the kind of person who was so inferior that i simply couldnt accept the prospect of a crass and abrasive troll actually being a princeton graduate because it destroyed my self esteem, i would literally go to the kitchen, make a sandwich, then slit my fucking throat.

im not saying you should kill yourself, im just saying that if i was as pathetic as you i would kill myself.

“hurr durr u jes had ur frends princeton bibloma u bidnt go dere hurr durr”

no offense or anything. Im just saying, suicide might be a good option for you.

**This post was edited on Jul 18th 2020 at 10:37:43pm

Y make the sandwich and what kind?

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

If i woke up one morning and found out i was the kind of person who was so inferior that i simply couldnt accept the prospect of a crass and abrasive troll actually being a princeton graduate because it destroyed my self esteem, i would literally go to the kitchen, make a sandwich, then slit my fucking throat.

im not saying you should kill yourself, im just saying that if i was as pathetic as you i would kill myself.

“hurr durr u jes had ur frends princeton bibloma u bidnt go dere hurr durr”

no offense or anything. Im just saying, suicide might be a good option for you.

**This post was edited on Jul 18th 2020 at 10:37:43pm

Lotta name calling. No real proof of even attending college

 

[ASAPCarter]

I wish I was as cool and smart as dolan

 

[r00kie]

Ill uncover my diploma if you promise to kill yourself.

i need proof that you killed yourself tho

you can live stream it. I promise i wont jack off to it

This shit should get you banned.

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Ill uncover my diploma if you promise to kill yourself.

i need proof that you killed yourself tho

you can live stream it. I promise i wont jack off to it

That's some serious projection there my guy. You ok? You need a hug? Upset the meanies on newschoolers called you out for acting like your moms/dads/sisters/brothers/uncles/aunts/cousins/etc diploma was yours?

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

Ill uncover my diploma if you promise to kill yourself.

i need proof that you killed yourself tho

you can live stream it. I promise i wont jack off to it

A man has two things...

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

That's some serious projection there my guy. You ok? You need a hug? Upset the meanies on newschoolers called you out for acting like your moms/dads/sisters/brothers/uncles/aunts/cousins/etc diploma was yours?

Just because someone's fried af now doesn't mean that a good donation, a mediocre effort, and a few pulled strings couldn't land them in a nice basket weaving degree 15 or so years ago. True or untrue, it's good fun to add scrutiny to his claim because to call him out means he either needs to jump through a bunch of hoops to prove he did go or he just has to sit there and have everyone assume he didn't. Anyway, I think this has gone on long enough and will unsubscribe.

**This post was edited on Jul 20th 2020 at 12:51:10am

 

[Lonely]

Imo ecology isn't much of a degree.

 

[Lonely]

For each person that wastes 20 min sitting in traffic per day, 5 days are lost per year, or approximately 1 entire year of this persons life is spent sitting in traffic, assuming a life expectancy of 70. So for every 70 people who spend 20 min a day sitting in traffic, a whole persons lifespan is wasted during their lifetimes.

xX//LOGIC TIME\\Xx

So is lowering a speed limit saving life? Or is it taking life away?

If everybody drives faster, everybody will get where they are going in less time, and as this occurs, the average number of cars on the road at a given time will be lower. >>And less cars on the road consequently means less traffic jams.

So if an area is catastrophically plagued with traffic, it may actually save liFe to raise the speed limit.

considering posting this cutting edge research. What do you guys think about it? Going to get it peer-reviewed of course

 

[ASAPCarter]

It’s official, I think we found our winner

For each person that wastes 20 min sitting in traffic per day, 5 days are lost per year, or approximately 1 entire year of this persons life is spent sitting in traffic, assuming a life expectancy of 70. So for every 70 people who spend 20 min a day sitting in traffic, a whole persons lifespan is wasted during their lifetimes.

xX//LOGIC TIME\\Xx

So is lowering a speed limit saving life? Or is it taking life away?

If everybody drives faster, everybody will get where they are going in less time, and as this occurs, the average number of cars on the road at a given time will be lower. >>And less cars on the road consequently means less traffic jams.

So if an area is catastrophically plagued with traffic, it may actually save liFe to raise the speed limit.

considering posting this cutting edge research. What do you guys think about it? Going to get it peer-reviewed of course

 

[little1337]

This shit should get you banned.

For real, I wouldn’t really mind if it was funny but he’s just trying too hard at this point

 

[Mingg]

For each person that wastes 20 min sitting in traffic per day, 5 days are lost per year, or approximately 1 entire year of this persons life is spent sitting in traffic, assuming a life expectancy of 70. So for every 70 people who spend 20 min a day sitting in traffic, a whole persons lifespan is wasted during their lifetimes.

xX//LOGIC TIME\\Xx

So is lowering a speed limit saving life? Or is it taking life away?

If everybody drives faster, everybody will get where they are going in less time, and as this occurs, the average number of cars on the road at a given time will be lower. >>And less cars on the road consequently means less traffic jams.

So if an area is catastrophically plagued with traffic, it may actually save liFe to raise the speed limit.

considering posting this cutting edge research. What do you guys think about it? Going to get it peer-reviewed of course

I’d have 5 minutes of my life back if I didn’t read this.

banned.

 

[dolanslebensraum]

Holy shit.... lets begin.

This shit should get you banned.

Sorry snowflake, ill try to make it pg next time so you dont have nightmares about the scary people on the internet.

Imo ecology isn't much of a degree.

Well, i did learn that when people attack you repeatedly because they are threatened by you, it usually means that theyre somewhere between you and a chimpanzee genetically.

For each person that wastes 20 min sitting in traffic per day, 5 days are lost per year, or approximately 1 entire year of this persons life is spent sitting in traffic, assuming a life expectancy of 70. So for every 70 people who spend 20 min a day sitting in traffic, a whole persons lifespan is wasted during their lifetimes.

xX//LOGIC TIME\\Xx

So is lowering a speed limit saving life? Or is it taking life away?

If everybody drives faster, everybody will get where they are going in less time, and as this occurs, the average number of cars on the road at a given time will be lower. >>And less cars on the road consequently means less traffic jams.

So if an area is catastrophically plagued with traffic, it may actually save liFe to raise the speed limit.

considering posting this cutting edge research. What do you guys think about it? Going to get it peer-reviewed of course

I hope you agree, or are you literally that fucking stupid.........

For real, I wouldn’t really mind if it was funny but he’s just trying too hard at this point

Yeah im trying so hard lol. Maybe its hard for you but for me its like fishing with dynamite. Wrecking you jackasses is like melee attacking a player from behind in halo.

I’d have 5 minutes of my life back if I didn’t read this.

banned.

The real reason you want me banned is because you posted in this thread how smart you were and i called you out by letting you in on the secret among smart people: that they dont ever tell you how smart they are.

“hurr durr how dare he attack a woman on the internet durr.... i want him banned now!”

and fyi, getting banned is the kind of thing that turns a person into somebody that completely murders the self esteem of pompous tools like you. So go ahead and bite the hand that doesnt bitchslap you.

“hurr durr... BAMMED..... derr hurr”

but seriously, if you honestly knew what goes on in my fucking head you would probably have reservations about banning me.

but ban the person who took the tenth thread on sg and nsg from 3 days to 3 minutes, you ungrateful fucks.

**This post was edited on Jul 21st 2020 at 10:52:57pm

 

[little1337]

Yeah im trying so hard lol. Maybe its hard for you but for me its like fishing with dynamite. Wrecking you jackasses is like melee attacking a player from behind in halo.

"i need proof that you killed yourself tho

you can live stream it. I promise i wont jack off to it"

absolute wrecking-ball of a comment

 

[Mingg]

Holy shit.... lets begin.

Sorry snowflake, ill try to make it pg next time so you dont have nightmares about the scary people on the internet.

Well, i did learn that when people attack you repeatedly because they are threatened by you, it usually means that theyre somewhere between you and a chimpanzee genetically.

I hope you agree, or are you literally that fucking stupid.........

Yeah im trying so hard lol. Maybe its hard for you but for me its like fishing with dynamite. Wrecking you jackasses is like melee attacking a player from behind in halo.

The real reason you want me banned is because you posted in this thread how smart you were and i called you out by letting you in on the secret among smart people: that they dont ever tell you how smart they are.

“hurr durr how dare he attack a woman on the internet durr.... i want him banned now!”

and fyi, getting banned is the kind of thing that turns a person into somebody that completely murders the self esteem of pompous tools like you. So go ahead and bite the hand that doesnt bitchslap you.

“hurr durr... BAMMED..... derr hurr”

but seriously, if you honestly knew what goes on in my fucking head you would probably have reservations about banning me.

but ban the person who took the tenth thread on sg and nsg from 3 days to 3 minutes, you ungrateful fucks.

**This post was edited on Jul 21st 2020 at 10:52:57pm

I literally didn’t even reply to you buddy. Chill.

 

[dolanslebensraum]

I literally didn’t even reply to you buddy. Chill.

Why are you saying the word banned then

 

[skierman]

Why are you saying the word banned then

Why are you such a triggered little bitch?

 

[dolanslebensraum]

Nothing about Dolan strikes me as a liar, I certainly would black out my name as well. I believe it. I also believe lotta people go be butt hurt

I think its funny how the ppl who deny cant even see how pathetic they look. They paint themselves as being so intrigued by the idea of the movie a beautiful mind and a school like princeton and they are so distraught by the idea of a princeton grad being such a massive troll. Its like when people meet a famous person they admire and they expect the person to be nice to them, and the person basically says “fuck off” and they react by saying “omg hes so terrible i cant believe he is famous, somebody should say something to him what an asshole lol omg!” as if they expect people to act the way they want them to act.

like sorry, im just like the kids who got kicked out of harvard for posting memes that were legitimately funny. The thing is i guarantee you those kids who got booted were way smarter than the avg harvard student. They absolutely should not have been kicked out. Having a cynical sense of humor doesnt make you guilty of anything. I dont think ive met any truly smart people who didnt have a cynical sense of humor. Its like a jeremy clarkson type thing. You can be innocent and not hurt a fly in the real world and still think cynical things are hilarious. Its just about having fun.

thanks for the nod though senpai.

**This post was edited on Jul 21st 2020 at 11:41:15pm

 

[dolanslebensraum]

Why are you such a triggered little bitch?

I wish i was ginger and im angry that im not.

 

[dolanslebensraum]

"i need proof that you killed yourself tho

you can live stream it. I promise i wont jack off to it"

absolute wrecking-ball of a comment

If i made you go dig up your diploma, take a picture, and fotoshop out the identifiers to prove where you went to college, and i told you i still didnt believe you i bet you would unload a wrecking ball of a comment too.

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

If i made you go dig up your diploma, take a picture, and fotoshop out the identifiers to prove where you went to college, and i told you i still didnt believe you i bet you would unload a wrecking ball of a comment too.

I had to come back. A man has two things:

1. His Princeton diploma unused for any form of employment or networking

2. His word

You have neither.

**This post was edited on Jul 22nd 2020 at 12:03:13am

 

[MiIfHunter]

He never went there dude, the kid is a fucking liar a pedophile and crying little bitch. he can lie to y’all and pretend he went there and show some fake pic, but don’t fucking lie to me. He is not a man of his word he doesn’t have a cock and he did not go there, end of story. And if he mentions it just tell him to shit the fuck up and go fuck his dad

I had to come back. A man has two things:

1. His Princeton diploma unused for any form of employment or networking

2. His word

You have neither.

**This post was edited on Jul 22nd 2020 at 12:03:13am

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

He never went there dude, the kid is a fucking liar a pedophile and crying little bitch. he can lie to y’all and pretend he went there and show some fake pic, but don’t fucking lie to me. He is not a man of his word he doesn’t have a cock and he did not go there, end of story. And if he mentions it just tell him to shit the fuck up and go fuck his dad

That's why I said he doesn't have it. But there's the thing, even if he did, he'd still be some fried 30-something junkie who might as well just have an expensive piece of paper. I wouldn't judge if that were the case because life can be hard even when everything is given to you, but he's kind of an ass.

**This post was edited on Jul 22nd 2020 at 12:14:20am

 

[MiIfHunter]

He is an angry little man that got fucked up the ass by his dad as a kid and he takes NS waaay to seriously. Like to a point where it is creepy. It like consumes his life

That's why I said he doesn't have it. But there's the thing, even if he did, he'd still be some fried 30-something junkie who might as well just have an expensive piece of paper.

 

[MiIfHunter]

Hahaha ur a little bitch. U dish it out but u can’t take it back. Kid ur a fucking liar. U got exposed ok. Now go suck my dick and cry urself to sleep. Awwww r u upset bcuz NS is ur life??? Sorrry we exposed u. Go lie to another girl about ur age u sick fuck

Jesus christ you guys. Ppl are asking me in this thread why i say some people should kill themselves and you two are doing all the explaining for me.

 

[dolanslebensraum]

Hahaha ur a little bitch. U dish it out but u can’t take it back. Kid ur a fucking liar. U got exposed ok. Now go suck my dick and cry urself to sleep. Awwww r u upset bcuz NS is ur life??? Sorrry we exposed u. Go lie to another girl about ur age u sick fuck

Are you trying to prove how awesome of a troll i am?

 

[Mingg]

Why are you saying the word banned then

I was making a joke to Lonely. I didn’t ban him lol

 

[jca]

Dolan is the biggest snowflake on NS, prove me wrong.

 

[MiIfHunter]

Dolan is the biggest snowflake on NS, prove me wrong.

also the biggest cock sucker

kid is a cry baby

he talks shit, runs his mouth, and then when he gets exposed he crys like a bitch

 

[TheHamburglar]

I was making a joke to Lonely. I didn’t ban him lol

I think telling other NS members to kill themselves is quite deserving of a perma-ban. What's going on here?

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

I think telling other NS members to kill themselves is quite deserving of a perma-ban. What's going on here?

Tinfoil hat time - my guess is he clicks on so much stuff he brings in more ad revenue than the rest of us put together.

 

[TheHamburglar]

Tinfoil hat time - my guess is he clicks on so much stuff he brings in more ad revenue than the rest of us put together.

The mods are fucking silent about it. Probably true. Pathetic.

 

[dolanslebensraum]

I was making a joke to Lonely. I didn’t ban him lol

Oh ok. Sorry for blasting you.

 

[jca]

I think if someone tells you to post your diploma and you take the time and effort to post it which includes putting Information on the web that you would prefer not to put out there, and then this person COMES UP WITH EXCUSES FOR WHY THEY DONT BELIEVE YOU, then i think you are well within your rights to tell this asshole to kill themselves.

For you to not understand this makes you look subhuman tier iq.

thanks for playing

I recommend meditation.

 

[MoneyMakerMike]

I think if someone tells you to post your diploma and you take the time and effort to post it which includes putting Information on the web that you would prefer not to put out there, and then this person COMES UP WITH EXCUSES FOR WHY THEY DONT BELIEVE YOU, then i think you are well within your rights to tell this asshole to kill themselves.

For you to not understand this makes you look subhuman tier iq.

thanks for playing

Well it’s not your diploma and no one made you put that information there so it really doesn’t justify making jokes about suicide.

 

[dolanslebensraum]

Well it’s not your diploma and no one made you put that information there so it really doesn’t justify making jokes about suicide.

Meh.

 

[eheath]

Tinfoil hat time - my guess is he clicks on so much stuff he brings in more ad revenue than the rest of us put together.

Imagine the mods caring about ad revenue. Mods are volunteers they are not employees.

 

[little1337]

I think if someone tells you to post your diploma and you take the time and effort to post it which includes putting Information on the web that you would prefer not to put out there, and then this person COMES UP WITH EXCUSES FOR WHY THEY DONT BELIEVE YOU, then i think you are well within your rights to tell this asshole to kill themselves.

For you to not understand this makes you look subhuman tier iq.

thanks for

Did someone make you post anything on ns? No it was your choice so stfu and stop being so triggered by people trolling you ffs

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

Imagine the mods caring about ad revenue. Mods are volunteers they are not employees.

In that case, do you want to go ahead and answer hamburglar's question rather than bunting my softball?

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

I think if someone tells you to post your diploma and you take the time and effort to post it which includes putting Information on the web that you would prefer not to put out there, and then this person COMES UP WITH EXCUSES FOR WHY THEY DONT BELIEVE YOU, then i think you are well within your rights to tell this asshole to kill themselves.

For you to not understand this makes you look subhuman tier iq.

thanks for playing

"It was soooo hard for me to put a note on my relative's diploma and use MS paint for the name so I could try to make people on the internet think I went to college that's why I got so mean "

 

[eheath]

In that case, do you want to go ahead and answer hamburglar's question rather than bunting my softball?

Jokes about suicide are not appropriate IMO and personally attacking members is frowned upon, I was unaware of anything happening in this thread til now and it seems like the mods have cleaned it up and banned dolan what else do you want?

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

Jokes about suicide are not appropriate IMO and personally attacking members is frowned upon, I was unaware of anything happening in this thread til now and it seems like the mods have cleaned it up and banned dolan what else do you want?

The user's track record and the apparent apathy regarding it. I've gotten a message about the circumstances regarding it, but please don't act so innocent when it was clearly just disregarded. We live in a society