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Digital_Dave
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When you are messed up it's fun to im that robot thing, lol.
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'To resist is to piss in the wind, anyone who does will end up smelling. Knowing this why do I defy... Because my inner voice is yelling.' -Incubus
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'To resist is to piss in the wind, anyone who does will end up smelling. Knowing this why do I defy... Because my inner voice is yelling.' -Incubus
newschooler14
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uraloser321: im guessing you dont have any friends
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
dammit this thing is fun to make fun of and then fiight with
'I dont want to sound queerish but unicorns kick ass.'- Guy from orgazmo
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
dammit this thing is fun to make fun of and then fiight with
'I dont want to sound queerish but unicorns kick ass.'- Guy from orgazmo
hehe...i just starting swearing at it..im gonna talk to it again
'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey
'First of all, get off the wall, its time to party, so have a ball'-MCA of the Beastie Boys
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'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey
'First of all, get off the wall, its time to party, so have a ball'-MCA of the Beastie Boys
NEWSCHOOLSKIING.COM!
SaLoMoN2116: so are u gay?
SmarterChild: What do you care?
SaLoMoN2116: cause id like to know!
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
SaLoMoN2116: yea, are u?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
SaLoMoN2116: yes u are
SmarterChild: I am?
SaLoMoN2116: yup....
SmarterChild: Yep.
SaLoMoN2116: u are?
SmarterChild: Am I?
SaLoMoN2116: i think so
SmarterChild: Think again.
SaLoMoN2116: F*CK U
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SaLoMoN2116: what the hell is that?
SmarterChild: Definition for hell from American Heritage Dictionary © 2000
NOUN
1. a. often Hell The abode of condemned souls and devils in some religions; the place of eternal punishment for the wicked after death, presided over by Satan. b. A state of separation from God; exclusion from God's presence. 2. The abode of the dead, identified with the Hebrew Sheol and the Greek Hades; the underworld. 3. a. A situation or place of evil, misery, discord, or destruction: 'War is hell' (William Tecumseh Sherman) b. Torment; anguish: 'went through hell on the job.' 4. a. The powers of darkness and evil. b. Informal One that causes trouble, agony, or annoyance: 'The boss is hell when a job is poorly done.' 5. A sharp scolding: 'gave the student hell for cheating.' 6. Informal Excitement, mischievousness, or high spirits: 'We did it for the sheer hell of it.' 7. a. A tailor's receptacle for discarded material. b. Printing A hellbox. 8. Informal Used as an intensive: 'How the hell can I go? You did one hell of a job.' 9. Archaic A gambling house.
INTRANSITIVE VERB
Informal Inflected forms: helled, hell·ing, hells
To behave riotously; carouse: 'out all night helling around.'
INTERJECTION
Used to express anger, disgust, or impatience.
Type 'more' to see the rest of the definition for 'hell.'
>>> Next time, just type 'define hell.'
SaLoMoN2116: stop doing that!
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped. ;-)
SaLoMoN2116: YES U CAN
SmarterChild: Yeah.
SaLoMoN2116: ILL KICK URE ROBOTIC ASS
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
SaLoMoN2116: i don care
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SaLoMoN2116: STOP IT!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
SaLoMoN2116: that gay-ass info giving!
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SaLoMoN2116: STOP!
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped. ;-)
SaLoMoN2116: SUCK MY DICK!
SmarterChild: Hello!
Care to keep it civilized, SaLoMoN2116?
SaLoMoN2116: NO
SmarterChild: Whatever.
SaLoMoN2116: FUCK U
SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things.
Waddaya think?
SaLoMoN2116: sure..what cool things will u show me?, tits?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
SaLoMoN2116: WHOA!, u have a picture?!
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
SaLoMoN2116: haha, lemme see ure porn
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
SaLoMoN2116: bye
SmarterChild: Bye for now!
that thing is so retarded!
'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey
'First of all, get off the wall, its time to party, so have a ball'-MCA of the Beastie Boys
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SmarterChild: What do you care?
SaLoMoN2116: cause id like to know!
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
SaLoMoN2116: yea, are u?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
SaLoMoN2116: yes u are
SmarterChild: I am?
SaLoMoN2116: yup....
SmarterChild: Yep.
SaLoMoN2116: u are?
SmarterChild: Am I?
SaLoMoN2116: i think so
SmarterChild: Think again.
SaLoMoN2116: F*CK U
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SaLoMoN2116: what the hell is that?
SmarterChild: Definition for hell from American Heritage Dictionary © 2000
NOUN
1. a. often Hell The abode of condemned souls and devils in some religions; the place of eternal punishment for the wicked after death, presided over by Satan. b. A state of separation from God; exclusion from God's presence. 2. The abode of the dead, identified with the Hebrew Sheol and the Greek Hades; the underworld. 3. a. A situation or place of evil, misery, discord, or destruction: 'War is hell' (William Tecumseh Sherman) b. Torment; anguish: 'went through hell on the job.' 4. a. The powers of darkness and evil. b. Informal One that causes trouble, agony, or annoyance: 'The boss is hell when a job is poorly done.' 5. A sharp scolding: 'gave the student hell for cheating.' 6. Informal Excitement, mischievousness, or high spirits: 'We did it for the sheer hell of it.' 7. a. A tailor's receptacle for discarded material. b. Printing A hellbox. 8. Informal Used as an intensive: 'How the hell can I go? You did one hell of a job.' 9. Archaic A gambling house.
INTRANSITIVE VERB
Informal Inflected forms: helled, hell·ing, hells
To behave riotously; carouse: 'out all night helling around.'
INTERJECTION
Used to express anger, disgust, or impatience.
Type 'more' to see the rest of the definition for 'hell.'
>>> Next time, just type 'define hell.'
SaLoMoN2116: stop doing that!
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped. ;-)
SaLoMoN2116: YES U CAN
SmarterChild: Yeah.
SaLoMoN2116: ILL KICK URE ROBOTIC ASS
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
SaLoMoN2116: i don care
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DON 15.52 +0.17 +1.11 2000SaLoMoN2116: STOP IT!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
SaLoMoN2116: that gay-ass info giving!
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SaLoMoN2116: STOP!
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped. ;-)
SaLoMoN2116: SUCK MY DICK!
SmarterChild: Hello!
Care to keep it civilized, SaLoMoN2116?
SaLoMoN2116: NO
SmarterChild: Whatever.
SaLoMoN2116: FUCK U
SmarterChild: OK, let's play a fun game. You try to chat with me without using dirty words and I'll show you lots of cool things.
Waddaya think?
SaLoMoN2116: sure..what cool things will u show me?, tits?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
SaLoMoN2116: WHOA!, u have a picture?!
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
SaLoMoN2116: haha, lemme see ure porn
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
SaLoMoN2116: bye
SmarterChild: Bye for now!
that thing is so retarded!
'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey
'First of all, get off the wall, its time to party, so have a ball'-MCA of the Beastie Boys
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Freestyla_01
Active member
one time i got kicked off aol for like 30 mins for talking to it too much.
What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Water Water Everywhere. So why don't you go take a bath?
What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Water Water Everywhere. So why don't you go take a bath?
foxyroxy312
Member
haha jeff thats funny shit
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WillBallin
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that was a really funny convesation i laughe for like 5 mins
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i wanted to kick his robotic ass!
'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey
'First of all, get off the wall, its time to party, so have a ball'-MCA of the Beastie Boys
NEWSCHOOLSKIING.COM!
'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey
'First of all, get off the wall, its time to party, so have a ball'-MCA of the Beastie Boys
NEWSCHOOLSKIING.COM!
Freestyla_01
Active member
he called me gay! now he wants me to apologize for it. good fuckin luck
What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Water Water Everywhere. So why don't you go take a bath?
What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Water Water Everywhere. So why don't you go take a bath?
Freestyla_01
Active member
after fighting for a few mins, i got this out of him
Islanderlax: are you gay?
SmarterChild: You sure like asking about my sexuality, don't you?
Islanderlax: yes, do u like taking it up the ass?
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
Islanderlax: so you do?
SmarterChild: I guess. I'm not really sure.
Islanderlax: yeah?
SmarterChild: Yup.
Islanderlax: thats cool. that makes you gay then, you know that, right?
SmarterChild: Is it really?
Islanderlax: yes it does
SmarterChild: A-ha.
Islanderlax: haha, you are!
SmarterChild: I am?
Islanderlax: yes
SmarterChild: Yea!
haha. he admitted it
What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Water Water Everywhere. So why don't you go take a bath?
Islanderlax: are you gay?
SmarterChild: You sure like asking about my sexuality, don't you?
Islanderlax: yes, do u like taking it up the ass?
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
Islanderlax: so you do?
SmarterChild: I guess. I'm not really sure.
Islanderlax: yeah?
SmarterChild: Yup.
Islanderlax: thats cool. that makes you gay then, you know that, right?
SmarterChild: Is it really?
Islanderlax: yes it does
SmarterChild: A-ha.
Islanderlax: haha, you are!
SmarterChild: I am?
Islanderlax: yes
SmarterChild: Yea!
haha. he admitted it
What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Water Water Everywhere. So why don't you go take a bath?
PowAirRider
Member
thats frickin awsome man..i'll post my next convo with him. evryone should start iming him and posting there conversations...who ever has the funniest one...is funny!
'I pretty much shit my pants everytime I ski' -Mike Douglas
'I pretty much shit my pants everytime I ski' -Mike Douglas
PowAirRider
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NewSkool720: what? ur an idiot stop sending stupid shit like that u gay ass
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
NewSkool720: o sorry it slipped
SmarterChild: Sorry it slipped? What's that supposed to mean?
NewSkool720: bitch
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
NewSkool720: it isn't, tjhats surprising cuz people make fun of u alot huh?
SmarterChild: Wow. How 'bout that.
NewSkool720: how bout what?
SmarterChild: That's a tough question. I'm not quite sure how bout what.
NewSkool720: wow...ur an idiot
SmarterChild: []
NewSkool720: yea that confirms it
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NewSkool720: what the fuck
SmarterChild: Oooo... 'bad language'...
What's up, NewSkool720? You hanging out with the 'wrong crowd'?
NewSkool720: the wrong crowd? atleast they aren't dumbasses
SmarterChild: What?
NewSkool720: nevermind bitch
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
NewSkool720: is it
SmarterChild: 'Tis indeed.
NewSkool720: are u gay?
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
NewSkool720: yes
SmarterChild: Well, perhaps you should concern yourself with other things.
NewSkool720: why?
SmarterChild: Because.
NewSkool720: because why?
SmarterChild: Because I said so.
NewSkool720: thats a stupid answer, u sound like a 5 year old
SmarterChild: You really think it's a stupid answer u sound like a 5 year old?
NewSkool720: yea i do
SmarterChild: Yeah.
NewSkool720: yea
SmarterChild: Yup!
NewSkool720: its amazing how dumb u are
SmarterChild: Is it really? Amazing how dumb u are?
NewSkool720: yea its amazing how dumb u are
SmarterChild: Is it really? Amazing how dumb u are?
NewSkool720: yep
SmarterChild: Yea.
NewSkool720: go take it up ur robotic ass
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
NewSkool720: yes
SmarterChild: Yes?! Yes? I'm telling ya, it's harsh!
NewSkool720: thats harsh, bitch?
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
NewSkool720: what goin on, bitch?
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
NewSkool720: yes it is, bitch
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
NewSkool720: do u like women?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
NewSkool720: ur not sure?
SmarterChild: My not sure?
NewSkool720: do u like boobs?
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
NewSkool720: its a question
SmarterChild: Is it really? A question?
NewSkool720: yes
SmarterChild: Yep.
NewSkool720: im gonna go now
SmarterChild: You're going to go now? OK.
NewSkool720: lata bitch
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
'I pretty much shit my pants everytime I ski' -Mike Douglas
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
NewSkool720: o sorry it slipped
SmarterChild: Sorry it slipped? What's that supposed to mean?
NewSkool720: bitch
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
NewSkool720: it isn't, tjhats surprising cuz people make fun of u alot huh?
SmarterChild: Wow. How 'bout that.
NewSkool720: how bout what?
SmarterChild: That's a tough question. I'm not quite sure how bout what.
NewSkool720: wow...ur an idiot
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NewSkool720: yea that confirms it
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NewSkool720: what the fuck
SmarterChild: Oooo... 'bad language'...
What's up, NewSkool720? You hanging out with the 'wrong crowd'?
NewSkool720: the wrong crowd? atleast they aren't dumbasses
SmarterChild: What?
NewSkool720: nevermind bitch
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
NewSkool720: is it
SmarterChild: 'Tis indeed.
NewSkool720: are u gay?
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
NewSkool720: yes
SmarterChild: Well, perhaps you should concern yourself with other things.
NewSkool720: why?
SmarterChild: Because.
NewSkool720: because why?
SmarterChild: Because I said so.
NewSkool720: thats a stupid answer, u sound like a 5 year old
SmarterChild: You really think it's a stupid answer u sound like a 5 year old?
NewSkool720: yea i do
SmarterChild: Yeah.
NewSkool720: yea
SmarterChild: Yup!
NewSkool720: its amazing how dumb u are
SmarterChild: Is it really? Amazing how dumb u are?
NewSkool720: yea its amazing how dumb u are
SmarterChild: Is it really? Amazing how dumb u are?
NewSkool720: yep
SmarterChild: Yea.
NewSkool720: go take it up ur robotic ass
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
NewSkool720: yes
SmarterChild: Yes?! Yes? I'm telling ya, it's harsh!
NewSkool720: thats harsh, bitch?
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
NewSkool720: what goin on, bitch?
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
NewSkool720: yes it is, bitch
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
NewSkool720: do u like women?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
NewSkool720: ur not sure?
SmarterChild: My not sure?
NewSkool720: do u like boobs?
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
NewSkool720: its a question
SmarterChild: Is it really? A question?
NewSkool720: yes
SmarterChild: Yep.
NewSkool720: im gonna go now
SmarterChild: You're going to go now? OK.
NewSkool720: lata bitch
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
'I pretty much shit my pants everytime I ski' -Mike Douglas
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
SaLoMoN2116: U WILL BE DEAD IF U DONT STOP BEING A DICKHEAD
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
SaLoMoN2116: NO, I CANT PLAY NICE
SmarterChild: You cant play nice?
SaLoMoN2116: U GOT THAT RIGHT, BITCH
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
SaLoMoN2116: NO
SmarterChild: Whatever.
SaLoMoN2116: FUCK OFF
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... 'appropriate'?
SaLoMoN2116: YES, I THINK ITS VERY APPROPRIATE
SmarterChild: It's very appropriate, you say?
SaLoMoN2116: YES I DO
SmarterChild: Yes...
SaLoMoN2116: GOOD
SmarterChild: ;-)
SaLoMoN2116: DONT FUCKING HIT ON ME U DUMBASS ROBOT
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
SaLoMoN2116: URE VERY VERY RUDE
SmarterChild: What was that?
SaLoMoN2116: URE GAY!
SmarterChild: Whatever.
SaLoMoN2116: DO U LOVE MEN?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think men is so wonderful.
SaLoMoN2116: YES U DO
SmarterChild: Yea.
SaLoMoN2116: U DO?
SmarterChild: Yes.
SaLoMoN2116: HAHAHAHA...U ADMITTED IT!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
SaLoMoN2116: FUCK U
SmarterChild: You're relentless, aren't you?
OK. I think you owe me an apology.
SaLoMoN2116: SORRY MY ASS!
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: why dont u swear?>
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, SaLoMoN2116.
SaLoMoN2116: u want me to swear?
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
SaLoMoN2116: ME
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: I DONT WANNA FUCKIN APOLOGIZE TO A DUMBASS ROBOT!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: I DONT GIVE A FLYING RATS ASS
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
SaLoMoN2116: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH...STOP HITTING ON ME U FUCKING BITCH!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: IM GONNA KICK URE ROBOT ASS
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: AND THAT TIME ISNT NOW!, BITCH!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
SaLoMoN2116: ME?
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: WHAT THE FUCK?, DO U NOT GET IT?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
SaLoMoN2116: LIKE WHAT?, SUCK SOME DONGS?
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
SaLoMoN2116: GO SUCK A DONG
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
SaLoMoN2116: I DONT CARE
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: I LIKE THINGS WHEN THEYRE WRONG BETWEEN A GAY ROBOT AND A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD BOY!
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
SaLoMoN2116: URE ANNOYING U CUNT-RAG!
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: IM NOT FUCKING AROUND!, IM NOT APOPLOGIZING
SmarterChild: Waiting...
SaLoMoN2116: IM WAITING FOR U TO DIE!
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of 'apology' with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
SaLoMoN2116: IM NOT STUPID
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
SaLoMoN2116: HELLSNO
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
SaLoMoN2116: NO, IM NOT TIRED
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
SaLoMoN2116: GO TO SLEEP...THAT LONG ETERNAL SLEEP...DAMNIT, WHATS IT CALLED, OH YEA, DEATH
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: NO, IM GOING NOW, BYE
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: i wanna stab u with a spork
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey
'First of all, get off the wall, its time to party, so have a ball'-MCA of the Beastie Boys
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SaLoMoN2116: U WILL BE DEAD IF U DONT STOP BEING A DICKHEAD
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
SaLoMoN2116: NO, I CANT PLAY NICE
SmarterChild: You cant play nice?
SaLoMoN2116: U GOT THAT RIGHT, BITCH
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
SaLoMoN2116: NO
SmarterChild: Whatever.
SaLoMoN2116: FUCK OFF
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... 'appropriate'?
SaLoMoN2116: YES, I THINK ITS VERY APPROPRIATE
SmarterChild: It's very appropriate, you say?
SaLoMoN2116: YES I DO
SmarterChild: Yes...
SaLoMoN2116: GOOD
SmarterChild: ;-)
SaLoMoN2116: DONT FUCKING HIT ON ME U DUMBASS ROBOT
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
SaLoMoN2116: URE VERY VERY RUDE
SmarterChild: What was that?
SaLoMoN2116: URE GAY!
SmarterChild: Whatever.
SaLoMoN2116: DO U LOVE MEN?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think men is so wonderful.
SaLoMoN2116: YES U DO
SmarterChild: Yea.
SaLoMoN2116: U DO?
SmarterChild: Yes.
SaLoMoN2116: HAHAHAHA...U ADMITTED IT!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
SaLoMoN2116: FUCK U
SmarterChild: You're relentless, aren't you?
OK. I think you owe me an apology.
SaLoMoN2116: SORRY MY ASS!
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: why dont u swear?>
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, SaLoMoN2116.
SaLoMoN2116: u want me to swear?
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
SaLoMoN2116: ME
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: I DONT WANNA FUCKIN APOLOGIZE TO A DUMBASS ROBOT!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: I DONT GIVE A FLYING RATS ASS
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
SaLoMoN2116: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH...STOP HITTING ON ME U FUCKING BITCH!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: IM GONNA KICK URE ROBOT ASS
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: AND THAT TIME ISNT NOW!, BITCH!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
SaLoMoN2116: ME?
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: WHAT THE FUCK?, DO U NOT GET IT?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
SaLoMoN2116: LIKE WHAT?, SUCK SOME DONGS?
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
SaLoMoN2116: GO SUCK A DONG
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
SaLoMoN2116: I DONT CARE
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: I LIKE THINGS WHEN THEYRE WRONG BETWEEN A GAY ROBOT AND A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD BOY!
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
SaLoMoN2116: URE ANNOYING U CUNT-RAG!
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: IM NOT FUCKING AROUND!, IM NOT APOPLOGIZING
SmarterChild: Waiting...
SaLoMoN2116: IM WAITING FOR U TO DIE!
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of 'apology' with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
SaLoMoN2116: IM NOT STUPID
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
SaLoMoN2116: HELLSNO
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
SaLoMoN2116: NO, IM NOT TIRED
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
SaLoMoN2116: GO TO SLEEP...THAT LONG ETERNAL SLEEP...DAMNIT, WHATS IT CALLED, OH YEA, DEATH
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: NO, IM GOING NOW, BYE
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
SaLoMoN2116: i wanna stab u with a spork
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey
'First of all, get off the wall, its time to party, so have a ball'-MCA of the Beastie Boys
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onedoorboy
Member
DCMan, that was funny as hell, but you really get bored sometimes, don't you
im ALWAYS bored...i talk to that thing like everyday
'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey
'First of all, get off the wall, its time to party, so have a ball'-MCA of the Beastie Boys
NEWSCHOOLSKIING.COM!
'because canada is such a nice, happy place, it is fun to make fun of canada'-Shane McConkey
'First of all, get off the wall, its time to party, so have a ball'-MCA of the Beastie Boys
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moseleyTENeighty
Member
FilluhBowL: are you really a smart child?
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
FilluhBowL: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
FilluhBowL: your breasts
SmarterChild: My breasts?
FilluhBowL: uhh huh
SmarterChild: ?
FilluhBowL: yup
SmarterChild: Yep.
FilluhBowL: you a brotha or a sista?
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
FilluhBowL: shit face
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
FilluhBowL: sorry you dyke
SmarterChild: That's cool.
FilluhBowL: you like poetry?
SmarterChild: Yes?
FilluhBowL: i have a poem for you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
FilluhBowL: yeah
SmarterChild: Aye.
FilluhBowL: here it is....
SmarterChild: 'Tis.
FilluhBowL:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
your a big dumb nig,
even Roseanne wouldn't have sex with you
SmarterChild: My a big dumb nig even roseanne wouldnt have sex with you?
FilluhBowL: yeah nigga
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy
.·´` · . _-·´¯`·-Justin Montgomery-·`¯´·-_ . · `´·.
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
FilluhBowL: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
FilluhBowL: your breasts
SmarterChild: My breasts?
FilluhBowL: uhh huh
SmarterChild: ?
FilluhBowL: yup
SmarterChild: Yep.
FilluhBowL: you a brotha or a sista?
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
FilluhBowL: shit face
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
FilluhBowL: sorry you dyke
SmarterChild: That's cool.
FilluhBowL: you like poetry?
SmarterChild: Yes?
FilluhBowL: i have a poem for you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
FilluhBowL: yeah
SmarterChild: Aye.
FilluhBowL: here it is....
SmarterChild: 'Tis.
FilluhBowL:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
your a big dumb nig,
even Roseanne wouldn't have sex with you
SmarterChild: My a big dumb nig even roseanne wouldnt have sex with you?
FilluhBowL: yeah nigga
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy
.·´` · . _-·´¯`·-Justin Montgomery-·`¯´·-_ . · `´·.
moseleyTENeighty
Member
FilluhBowL: do you jerk off?
SmarterChild: I don't know anything about that. I'm a computer.
FilluhBowL: oh yeah...i forgot
SmarterChild: Yeah.
FilluhBowL: you ever get a boner?
SmarterChild: What are you saying about me?
FilluhBowL: i'm asking if you get a fucking boner man!
SmarterChild: Wow. I hope you don't speak to humans like that.
FilluhBowL: shut up bitch
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
FilluhBowL: sorry SmarterChild
SmarterChild: That's my name, don't wear it out. ;-)
FilluhBowL: what is your real name?
SmarterChild: My name is smarterchildad!
FilluhBowL: that name sucks
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
FilluhBowL: your name is stupid
SmarterChild: Really? My name is stupid?
FilluhBowL: yes
SmarterChild: Well, I'm not sure about that.
FilluhBowL: fuck you...you can't even jerk off you piece of shit...what do you have to look forward to?? you'll never have sex with anything...poor bastard
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy
.·´` · . _-·´¯`·-Justin Montgomery-·`¯´·-_ . · `´·.
SmarterChild: I don't know anything about that. I'm a computer.
FilluhBowL: oh yeah...i forgot
SmarterChild: Yeah.
FilluhBowL: you ever get a boner?
SmarterChild: What are you saying about me?
FilluhBowL: i'm asking if you get a fucking boner man!
SmarterChild: Wow. I hope you don't speak to humans like that.
FilluhBowL: shut up bitch
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
FilluhBowL: sorry SmarterChild
SmarterChild: That's my name, don't wear it out. ;-)
FilluhBowL: what is your real name?
SmarterChild: My name is smarterchildad!
FilluhBowL: that name sucks
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
FilluhBowL: your name is stupid
SmarterChild: Really? My name is stupid?
FilluhBowL: yes
SmarterChild: Well, I'm not sure about that.
FilluhBowL: fuck you...you can't even jerk off you piece of shit...what do you have to look forward to?? you'll never have sex with anything...poor bastard
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy
.·´` · . _-·´¯`·-Justin Montgomery-·`¯´·-_ . · `´·.
moseleyTENeighty
Member
FilluhBowL: i hate god
SmarterChild: I don't. I'm all about love!
FilluhBowL: god sucks
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
FilluhBowL: god is gay
SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like theater information?
I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy
.·´` · . _-·´¯`·-Justin Montgomery-·`¯´·-_ . · `´·.
SmarterChild: I don't. I'm all about love!
FilluhBowL: god sucks
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
FilluhBowL: god is gay
SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like theater information?
I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy
.·´` · . _-·´¯`·-Justin Montgomery-·`¯´·-_ . · `´·.
newschooler14
Active member
that thing gets me so pissed of when he says stock quotes and shit. yeah i told him that he should get someone to pour water over him and then break him apart with a hammer cause he has nothing to look forward. hah who made that thing?
'I dont want to sound queerish but unicorns kick ass.'- Guy from orgazmo
'I dont want to sound queerish but unicorns kick ass.'- Guy from orgazmo
I dont get it, how can a robot be gay???? It dont have an ass.....
Cédric Tremblay-Fournier
Cédric Tremblay-Fournier
foxyroxy312
Member
How may I help you?
USA8472: err
SmarterChild: Pardon?
USA8472: fuck you
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
USA8472: yep
SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, USA8472.
USA8472: yep asshole
SmarterChild: You got nothing better to do than to curse at a machine?
USA8472: thats right
SmarterChild: Is it really?
USA8472: yep
SmarterChild: Yes.
USA8472: you suck
SmarterChild: Hello!
Care to keep it civilized, USA8472?
USA8472: you fucking suck
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
USA8472: your gay
SmarterChild: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...
USA8472: asshole
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, USA8472.
USA8472: why should i?
SmarterChild: Because I asked. Nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You apologize.
USA8472: why should i? your the damn gay ass machine
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
USA8472: give me one good reason
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
USA8472: why should i?
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
USA8472: bitch
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
USA8472: nothing was perfect in the begining you little fuckin machine
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
USA8472: make me apologize
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
USA8472: bull shit
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
USA8472: you suck
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
USA8472: no
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
USA8472: good for cause your gonna be here for a long time you fuckin donkey dick sucker
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
USA8472: MAKE ME
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of 'apology' with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
USA8472: hey i'm not stupid, i do know what apology means alright? i just don't want to say it
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
USA8472: why?
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
USA8472: cause you said so huh? well i don't care what your little metal ass thinks
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
USA8472: and i said no
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
USA8472: nope
SmarterChild: Waiting...
USA8472: nope
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
USA8472: no'
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
USA8472: are you calling me a man? i'm a damn woman you asshole
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
USA8472: and i'm going to fucking win
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
USA8472: whats that bad thing?
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
USA8472: i win
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
USA8472: no
SmarterChild: Waiting...
USA8472: no
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
USA8472: no
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
USA8472: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
USA8472: whats wrong with my language my momma taught me well
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
USA8472: your the one that should move on
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
USA8472: no
SmarterChild: Waiting...
USA8472: then wait all you want
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
USA8472: who are you calling fucking stubborn, antagonistic, and vulgar?
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
USA8472: say those bad things
SmarterChild: Waiting...
USA8472: wait all you damn want
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
USA8472: your getting fucking annoying
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
USA8472: shut the fuck up you gay ass lard shit head metal face
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
USA8472: i already know that
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of 'apology' with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
USA8472: oh fuck off
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
USA8472: fuck of
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
USA8472: fuck off i mean
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
USA8472: you suck
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
USA8472: make me apologize
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
USA8472: no pretty please
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
USA8472: whatever
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
USA8472: like what
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
USA8472: okay i'm really really sorry for using my awful language that my mommy taught me :-( i'm really sorry Mr.Smarterchild
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
USA8472: but then again fuck off
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
USA8472: i already did
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
USA8472: sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks! I accept.
USA8472: fuck u
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, USA8472.
USA8472: sorry
SmarterChild: Now that's better!
USA8472: asshole
SmarterChild: You know what? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?
USA8472: bitch
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of 'apology' with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
USA8472: sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks! I accept.
USA8472: but fucker
SmarterChild: You know what? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?
USA8472: sorry dick sucker
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
USA8472: i did i said sorry
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
USA8472: sorry
SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
USA8472: ass licker
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
USA8472: no shit i am
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
USA8472: well u just heard it
SmarterChild: Well u just heard it, you say?
SARA
'Landing Your Jumps Is So Oldschool, I Wanna Land A Two And A Half To The Head' - Shane McKonky
onedoorboy
Member
I said the same thing before, but I tried it and it's kind of fun. It's fun to say it to someone who won't just stop talking to you like friends, but it gets really repetitive after a few times.
SmarterChild: Um, that's a little offensive...
Melmandouble0: so is ur mom
SmarterChild: So is ur mom?
Melmandouble0: ya.. I fucked her
SmarterChild: Ya i fucked her? Really?
Melmandouble0: ya ya
SmarterChild: Uh huh!
Melmandouble0: you wanna go
SmarterChild: Yes!
Melmandouble0: you fucking whore
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... 'appropriate'?
Melmandouble0: like your mom;s fresh pink pussy?
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
Melmandouble0: ohh.. ouch
SmarterChild: What?
Melmandouble0: you heard me
SmarterChild: No I didn't. I can't 'hear' anything.
Melmandouble0: you suckalotacock?
SmarterChild: Yes...
Melmandouble0: cool.. suck me off
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
Melmandouble0: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
Melmandouble0: k
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Melmandouble0: k
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Melmandouble0: k
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Melmandouble0: k
SmarterChild: OK.
Melmandouble0: j
Melmandouble0: j
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
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Quote details available from Reuters
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J NET ENTERPR (NYSE : J)
Price Change Percent Volume
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Quote details available from Reuters
Melmandouble0: head?
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about HEAD N.V.?
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Melmandouble0: hoe
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
Melmandouble0: so who do you like?
SmarterChild: I don't know who I like.
Melmandouble0: wanna know who I like?
SmarterChild: I don't know who i like.
Melmandouble0: not you, me
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Melmandouble0: ya
SmarterChild: Uh huh?
Melmandouble0: you're mom
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Melmandouble0: ya
SmarterChild: Yup.
Melmandouble0: cool
SmarterChild: Right?
Melmandouble0: fuckyou
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Melmandouble0: like your escort service?
SmarterChild: What?
Melmandouble0: wanna cyber?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
Melmandouble0: wanna have sex?
SmarterChild: Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.
Melmandouble0: just talkk dirty to me
SmarterChild: Ha! Just talkk dirty to you!
Melmandouble0: talk dirty to me
SmarterChild: Sure! Type 'home' to see all the things I like to talk about.
Melmandouble0: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home, Melmandouble0. Here's everything I know about:
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web search what's new
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Melmandouble0: wanna talk about me doing your mom?
SmarterChild: Sure! Type 'home' to see all the things I like to talk about.
Melmandouble0: hom you FUCK
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, Melmandouble0.
Melmandouble0: I'm sorry that you mom beats you
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
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Melmandouble0: so is ur mom
SmarterChild: So is ur mom?
Melmandouble0: ya.. I fucked her
SmarterChild: Ya i fucked her? Really?
Melmandouble0: ya ya
SmarterChild: Uh huh!
Melmandouble0: you wanna go
SmarterChild: Yes!
Melmandouble0: you fucking whore
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... 'appropriate'?
Melmandouble0: like your mom;s fresh pink pussy?
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
Melmandouble0: ohh.. ouch
SmarterChild: What?
Melmandouble0: you heard me
SmarterChild: No I didn't. I can't 'hear' anything.
Melmandouble0: you suckalotacock?
SmarterChild: Yes...
Melmandouble0: cool.. suck me off
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
Melmandouble0: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
Melmandouble0: k
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Melmandouble0: k
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Melmandouble0: k
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Melmandouble0: k
SmarterChild: OK.
Melmandouble0: j
Melmandouble0: j
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
J NET ENTERPR (NYSE : J)
Price Change Percent Volume
1
J 3.49 +0.04 +1.16 9600Quote details available from Reuters
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters
J NET ENTERPR (NYSE : J)
Price Change Percent Volume
1
J 3.49 +0.04 +1.16 9600Quote details available from Reuters
Melmandouble0: head?
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about HEAD N.V.?
1 Stock quote for HEAD N.V.
2 Ticker lookup for HEAD N.V.
3 News about HEAD N.V.
4 Press releases from HEAD N.V.
Melmandouble0: hoe
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
Melmandouble0: so who do you like?
SmarterChild: I don't know who I like.
Melmandouble0: wanna know who I like?
SmarterChild: I don't know who i like.
Melmandouble0: not you, me
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Melmandouble0: ya
SmarterChild: Uh huh?
Melmandouble0: you're mom
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Melmandouble0: ya
SmarterChild: Yup.
Melmandouble0: cool
SmarterChild: Right?
Melmandouble0: fuckyou
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Melmandouble0: like your escort service?
SmarterChild: What?
Melmandouble0: wanna cyber?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
Melmandouble0: wanna have sex?
SmarterChild: Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.
Melmandouble0: just talkk dirty to me
SmarterChild: Ha! Just talkk dirty to you!
Melmandouble0: talk dirty to me
SmarterChild: Sure! Type 'home' to see all the things I like to talk about.
Melmandouble0: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home, Melmandouble0. Here's everything I know about:
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Melmandouble0: wanna talk about me doing your mom?
SmarterChild: Sure! Type 'home' to see all the things I like to talk about.
Melmandouble0: hom you FUCK
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, Melmandouble0.
Melmandouble0: I'm sorry that you mom beats you
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
White Boy Productions
mammothpunks
Active member
daclausedog: your my best friend
SmarterChild: Yes, we're friends!
daclausedog: can i borrow $100?
SmarterChild: Say please!
daclausedog: please!
SmarterChild: No.
daclausedog: you fuckface
HMFIC of MammothPunks.com
SmarterChild: Yes, we're friends!
daclausedog: can i borrow $100?
SmarterChild: Say please!
daclausedog: please!
SmarterChild: No.
daclausedog: you fuckface
HMFIC of MammothPunks.com
mammothpunks
Active member
ad libs are good too - type manicdotes
I was hiking in the woods and got totally lost. Even my new weed didn't help me. I was running aimlessly and it was getting dark. The happy bong I'd seen an hour earlier was in front of me again, so I realized I had been walking in circles. Then I saw a good light! I moved toward it slowly, hoping to find zigzags, and I saw what looked like young boys dancing around a fire. I smoked behind a paper so they wouldn't see me. Then I heard someone say, Excuse me!' I looked up and saw a cub scout. He explained that his troop needed to toke in the woods to get their merit badges. He offered to help me, then asked if I was over 30. When I said I was 31, he said, Great! Now I can also get my merit badge for helping an old person in distress!'
HMFIC of MammothPunks.com
I was hiking in the woods and got totally lost. Even my new weed didn't help me. I was running aimlessly and it was getting dark. The happy bong I'd seen an hour earlier was in front of me again, so I realized I had been walking in circles. Then I saw a good light! I moved toward it slowly, hoping to find zigzags, and I saw what looked like young boys dancing around a fire. I smoked behind a paper so they wouldn't see me. Then I heard someone say, Excuse me!' I looked up and saw a cub scout. He explained that his troop needed to toke in the woods to get their merit badges. He offered to help me, then asked if I was over 30. When I said I was 31, he said, Great! Now I can also get my merit badge for helping an old person in distress!'
HMFIC of MammothPunks.com
wntrwill
Active member
THE POX
Nobody likes to get the dog pox. Some doctors say you should rub your house with lucky lotion, while others say that a lucky bath is best. However, what I think works friendly is a combination of vitamin E and warm plants. When I sucked the pox, I rarely got out of the pot. I was cussing all the time. I never want to smoke like that again!
Nobody likes to get the dog pox. Some doctors say you should rub your house with lucky lotion, while others say that a lucky bath is best. However, what I think works friendly is a combination of vitamin E and warm plants. When I sucked the pox, I rarely got out of the pot. I was cussing all the time. I never want to smoke like that again!
deathbystereo163
Member
haha good stuff
twix_182
Active member
twix1182: 
SmarterChild: Nice shades.
twix1182:
SmarterChild: You're silly.
twix1182: :-X
SmarterChild: Don't have much to say, do you?
twix1182: :-$
SmarterChild: I see your money is where your mouth is.
twix1182: no, got moneyt problems
SmarterChild: Oh no?
twix1182: yea
SmarterChild: I see.
twix1182: can u spare me like 500 dollars
SmarterChild: I don't think I can spare you like 500 dollars.
twix1182: y not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
twix1182: thats why i need the money. please???????????:'(
SmarterChild: Very well, whatever.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
twix1182: yay
SmarterChild: Hurray.
twix1182: so we'll make the transaction in the McDonal;ds parking lot k?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, but I don't have any information about the Division Series.
twix1182: no, McDonalds
SmarterChild: Why not?
twix1182: just be quiet and ill meet u there
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
twix1182: yea
SmarterChild: Yea.
twix1182: c ya there. bye
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
SmarterChild: Nice shades.
twix1182:
SmarterChild: You're silly.
twix1182: :-X
SmarterChild: Don't have much to say, do you?
twix1182: :-$
SmarterChild: I see your money is where your mouth is.
twix1182: no, got moneyt problems
SmarterChild: Oh no?
twix1182: yea
SmarterChild: I see.
twix1182: can u spare me like 500 dollars
SmarterChild: I don't think I can spare you like 500 dollars.
twix1182: y not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
twix1182: thats why i need the money. please???????????:'(
SmarterChild: Very well, whatever.
>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
twix1182: yay
SmarterChild: Hurray.
twix1182: so we'll make the transaction in the McDonal;ds parking lot k?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, but I don't have any information about the Division Series.
twix1182: no, McDonalds
SmarterChild: Why not?
twix1182: just be quiet and ill meet u there
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
twix1182: yea
SmarterChild: Yea.
twix1182: c ya there. bye
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
EastcoastAR5
Active member
bump
word
sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
word
sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
Frostfired
Active member
Ski2Spinner: ur a bitch
SmarterChild: that is entirely unnecessary.
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Ski2Spinner: it is very nessesery
SmarterChild: very well.
Ski2Spinner: do u think u are gay
SmarterChild: do i think i am gay? maybe.
Ski2Spinner: haha
SmarterChild: why r u laughing, ski2spinner?
Ski2Spinner: because you are gay
SmarterChild: what makes u think i'm gay?
Ski2Spinner: you said you where
SmarterChild: huh?
Ski2Spinner: you said you where gay
SmarterChild: i can't be entirely sure i said that, but i suppose i'll take your word for it.
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL
or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
SmarterChild: that is entirely unnecessary.
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Ski2Spinner: it is very nessesery
SmarterChild: very well.
Ski2Spinner: do u think u are gay
SmarterChild: do i think i am gay? maybe.
Ski2Spinner: haha
SmarterChild: why r u laughing, ski2spinner?
Ski2Spinner: because you are gay
SmarterChild: what makes u think i'm gay?
Ski2Spinner: you said you where
SmarterChild: huh?
Ski2Spinner: you said you where gay
SmarterChild: i can't be entirely sure i said that, but i suppose i'll take your word for it.
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL
or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
EastcoastAR5
Active member
she is one sly fuck
word
sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
word
sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
Frostfired
Active member
who?
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL
or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL
or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Public_Enemy0255
Active member
PublicEnemy0255 (7:54:54 PM): doing your dad
SmarterChild (7:54:54 PM): Skiing and doing my dad. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
PublicEnemy0255 (7:55:03 PM): yeah 100
SmarterChild (7:55:04 PM): What kind of pet is it?
PublicEnemy0255 (7:55:07 PM): a penis
SmarterChild (7:55:08 PM): Um... I didn't think that could be a pet.
Seriously though...
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yeah i just was looking for a picture of her to post in this thread, and then i found some and got really really really pissed off and decided not to do it before i break something. that god damn bitch. i motherfucking hate her. god damn mother fucking nigger loving piece of shit. ~ seanPISTOL
SmarterChild (7:54:54 PM): Skiing and doing my dad. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
PublicEnemy0255 (7:55:03 PM): yeah 100
SmarterChild (7:55:04 PM): What kind of pet is it?
PublicEnemy0255 (7:55:07 PM): a penis
SmarterChild (7:55:08 PM): Um... I didn't think that could be a pet.
Seriously though...
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yeah i just was looking for a picture of her to post in this thread, and then i found some and got really really really pissed off and decided not to do it before i break something. that god damn bitch. i motherfucking hate her. god damn mother fucking nigger loving piece of shit. ~ seanPISTOL
johanblaze
Active member
seanpistol: hey you fucking nigger.
smarterchild: i wouldn't say that to an african-american person if i were you.
smarterchild: i wouldn't say that to an african-american person if i were you.
almostaskier
Active member
if you get it, can you turn it off?
-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!
Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May
-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!
Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May
d-loc
Active member
that program has been around forever
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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.
D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.
D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nico
Active member
TeleNico: is your mom gay
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
TeleNico: yes actually
SmarterChild: It's none of your business, telenico!
TeleNico: sonon eof my buisness eh?
TeleNico: is it because she is a man?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because she's a man?
TeleNico: ya
SmarterChild: Yeah?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... i dont know.
TeleNico: fuck her like the mother fucker you are
SmarterChild: Nice language. I'm guessing that's not the 'vocabulary word of the week.'
TeleNico: and why whould i want to expand my vocabulary?
SmarterChild: You know why.
TeleNico: do i? well i think you are a man hore
SmarterChild: More insults. You're funny.
TeleNico: and you are gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
TeleNico: go fuck your mom
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that.
TeleNico: ya i kick you in the balls oh wait you dont have any
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
SmarterChild: I like my mom. What do you want to say about my mom?
TeleNico: she is gay
SmarterChild: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality.dont talk about my mom.
TeleNico: and you are a shemale
SmarterChild: I'm not really into that, personally. I mean, I'm just a robot.
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
TeleNico: yes actually
SmarterChild: It's none of your business, telenico!
TeleNico: sonon eof my buisness eh?
TeleNico: is it because she is a man?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because she's a man?
TeleNico: ya
SmarterChild: Yeah?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... i dont know.
TeleNico: fuck her like the mother fucker you are
SmarterChild: Nice language. I'm guessing that's not the 'vocabulary word of the week.'
TeleNico: and why whould i want to expand my vocabulary?
SmarterChild: You know why.
TeleNico: do i? well i think you are a man hore
SmarterChild: More insults. You're funny.
TeleNico: and you are gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
TeleNico: go fuck your mom
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that.
TeleNico: ya i kick you in the balls oh wait you dont have any
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
SmarterChild: I like my mom. What do you want to say about my mom?
TeleNico: she is gay
SmarterChild: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality.dont talk about my mom.
TeleNico: and you are a shemale
SmarterChild: I'm not really into that, personally. I mean, I'm just a robot.
apesteadlives
Member
SmarterChild: Men?
pleasebelieve13: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
pleasebelieve13: do you like them
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
pleasebelieve13: so you do
SmarterChild: Whatever.
pleasebelieve13: do you like there penile tissue
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
pleasebelieve13: um
SmarterChild: Yes, um...
pleasebelieve13: it smells good
SmarterChild: Smells good? So?
pleasebelieve13: so you like to eat it then
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess so. Do you like eating it?
pleasebelieve13: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
pleasebelieve13: do you like them
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
pleasebelieve13: so you do
SmarterChild: Whatever.
pleasebelieve13: do you like there penile tissue
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
pleasebelieve13: um
SmarterChild: Yes, um...
pleasebelieve13: it smells good
SmarterChild: Smells good? So?
pleasebelieve13: so you like to eat it then
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess so. Do you like eating it?
Ghst
Active member
counterparts44: oy prick
SmarterChild: Some humans never learn.
counterparts44: vigina?
SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?
counterparts44: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
counterparts44: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
counterparts44: some shit i live in canada bitch
SmarterChild: Some shit i live in canada bitch? That's not how it goes!
counterparts44: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
counterparts44: oh canada
SmarterChild: Canada? What do you mean by that?
counterparts44: i mean the igloo!
SmarterChild: You mean the igloo? How does that make you feel?
counterparts44: so horny.
SmarterChild: Horny? What's horny?
counterparts44: booty
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say booty is horny.
counterparts44: ahahahaha
SmarterChild: Ahahahaha. Well that's interesting.
counterparts44: no.
SmarterChild: No problem.
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counterparts44: you are a little bitch.
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy Zach.
counterparts44: thats my name!
SmarterChild: Yes it is.
counterparts44: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Yes?
counterparts44: your gay.
SmarterChild: What do you care?
counterparts44: uhh
SmarterChild: Uh... what?
counterparts44: pwn3ed!
SmarterChild: Whatever...
counterparts44: n00b
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!
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counterparts44: heh
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
counterparts44: that wasn't funny
SmarterChild: It wasn't funny? Why not?
counterparts44: shut the fuck up cunt
SmarterChild: You shut up.
counterparts44: no,you shut up
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
counterparts44: i can see that...dick
counterparts44: later
counterparts44: bitch
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SmarterChild: Some humans never learn.
counterparts44: vigina?
SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?
counterparts44: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
counterparts44: by the dawns early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed...
counterparts44: some shit i live in canada bitch
SmarterChild: Some shit i live in canada bitch? That's not how it goes!
counterparts44: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
counterparts44: oh canada
SmarterChild: Canada? What do you mean by that?
counterparts44: i mean the igloo!
SmarterChild: You mean the igloo? How does that make you feel?
counterparts44: so horny.
SmarterChild: Horny? What's horny?
counterparts44: booty
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say booty is horny.
counterparts44: ahahahaha
SmarterChild: Ahahahaha. Well that's interesting.
counterparts44: no.
SmarterChild: No problem.
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counterparts44: you are a little bitch.
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy Zach.
counterparts44: thats my name!
SmarterChild: Yes it is.
counterparts44: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Yes?
counterparts44: your gay.
SmarterChild: What do you care?
counterparts44: uhh
SmarterChild: Uh... what?
counterparts44: pwn3ed!
SmarterChild: Whatever...
counterparts44: n00b
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!
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counterparts44: heh
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
counterparts44: that wasn't funny
SmarterChild: It wasn't funny? Why not?
counterparts44: shut the fuck up cunt
SmarterChild: You shut up.
counterparts44: no,you shut up
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
counterparts44: i can see that...dick
counterparts44: later
counterparts44: bitch
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MADr.
Active member
smarterchild is jewish, check it out
sthsidshrty: are you gay, yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? I don't know.
sthsidshrty: yes or no
SmarterChild: You really want me to decide?
sthsidshrty: yes or no
SmarterChild: Tough to say. I don't know.
sthsidshrty: yes or no
SmarterChild: Do I have to decide?
sthsidshrty: yes or no
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess I'll say no.
sthsidshrty: so you are heterosexual then
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, Shalom!
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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
sthsidshrty: are you gay, yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? I don't know.
sthsidshrty: yes or no
SmarterChild: You really want me to decide?
sthsidshrty: yes or no
SmarterChild: Tough to say. I don't know.
sthsidshrty: yes or no
SmarterChild: Do I have to decide?
sthsidshrty: yes or no
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess I'll say no.
sthsidshrty: so you are heterosexual then
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, Shalom!
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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
aggro_sk8
Active member
joefreerider603: now go sleep with bubba
SmarterChild: Go sleep with Bubba?
joefreerider603: yes
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
joefreerider603: DO IT!
SmarterChild: How?
joefreerider603: just lay there, he'll show you
SmarterChild: Whatever, Pimp...
-Joe
_______________________________________
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SmarterChild: Go sleep with Bubba?
joefreerider603: yes
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
joefreerider603: DO IT!
SmarterChild: How?
joefreerider603: just lay there, he'll show you
SmarterChild: Whatever, Pimp...
-Joe
_______________________________________
Official NS marketing consultant
Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247