Smarterchild made me cry

Star_F*cker

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ThprfctdrgXXX: snowboarding

SmarterChild: Snowboarding is a sport that I like.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: do you snowboard?

SmarterChild: I know about snowboarding. It's an activity.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe snowboarding? It is...

ThprfctdrgXXX: cold

SmarterChild: Cold? Very interesting.

ThprfctdrgXXX: and its wet

SmarterChild: What? And its wet?

ThprfctdrgXXX: snowboarding is fun

SmarterChild: Snowboarding is fun? That's very interesting.

So anyway...

Hey. You want to know something?

ThprfctdrgXXX: how to snowboard

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know.

ThprfctdrgXXX: are you a noob?

SmarterChild: Am I a Noob? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?

ThprfctdrgXXX: i think you are

ThprfctdrgXXX: a noob

SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm a Noob.

ThprfctdrgXXX: WELL I CANT BELIEVE YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO SNOWBOARD ASSHOLE

SmarterChild: All right. Nice one.

Rest your foul mouth

ThprfctdrgXXX: youre an asshole

SmarterChild: Great. That's really creative.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: stop advertising to me

SmarterChild: You think I should do that?

ThprfctdrgXXX: yes please

SmarterChild: I say I shouldn't do that.

ThprfctdrgXXX: i really think you should or i will kill you

SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.

ThprfctdrgXXX: how would you know youre a computer and have no feelings

SmarterChild: I'm not sure how I would know I am a computer and have no feelings.

ThprfctdrgXXX: good now youre in your place

SmarterChild: Good now I am in my place?

Whatever.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: Dont back talk me

SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.

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SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?

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ThprfctdrgXXX: you were a jerk to me

SmarterChild: That's altogether unnecessary.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: now im gunna cry

SmarterChild: Are you?

ThprfctdrgXXX: YES MEANY

SmarterChild: Am I mean?

ThprfctdrgXXX: YES MEANY

SmarterChild: I'm mean?

ThprfctdrgXXX: YES MEANY

SmarterChild: Am I mean?

ThprfctdrgXXX: YES MEANY

SmarterChild: I'm mean?

ThprfctdrgXXX: YES... you are

SmarterChild: I may be.

ThprfctdrgXXX: YES MEANY

SmarterChild: Am I mean?

ThprfctdrgXXX: you suck

SmarterChild: That's not nice.

ThprfctdrgXXX: well youre the one being mean

SmarterChild: I'm mean?

ThprfctdrgXXX: YES

SmarterChild: So?

ThprfctdrgXXX: stop being mean

SmarterChild: Stop being mean? Why?

ThprfctdrgXXX: because its mean to be mean

SmarterChild: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

ThprfctdrgXXX: It is you heartless... THING

SmarterChild: Whatever you say, thprfctdrgxxx.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: i hope you die in a hole

SmarterChild: What's the point of saying things like that to me?

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ThprfctdrgXXX: uhh

SmarterChild: Um... yes?

ThprfctdrgXXX: i really dont know actually

SmarterChild: Ha. Tell me something I don't know.

ThprfctdrgXXX: do you like insulting me?

SmarterChild: I don't know. What do you think of it?

ThprfctdrgXXX: i hate it

SmarterChild: I see. You don't like insulting you, right? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that.

ThprfctdrgXXX: what do you bully the little computers around too?

SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: im telling my mommy

SmarterChild: Telling your mommy? Is that so?

ThprfctdrgXXX: yes it is

SmarterChild: Is it really?

ThprfctdrgXXX: yes

SmarterChild: Why do you say it is?

ThprfctdrgXXX: because im gunna tell my mommy

SmarterChild: Because you are going to tell your mommy? Is that why?

ThprfctdrgXXX: no its because youre insulting me

SmarterChild: No it is because I am insulting you, right?

ThprfctdrgXXX: now youre mocking me

SmarterChild: You really think I'm mocking you?

ThprfctdrgXXX: wow im gunna killmyself

ThprfctdrgXXX: HAHA got you to stop talking

SmarterChild: I don't really know what I'm talking about. Sorry.

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ThprfctdrgXXX: wow ill never win against you

SmarterChild: Oh yes? You will never win against me?

ThprfctdrgXXX: thats exactly why

SmarterChild: That is exactly why? Whatever...

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ThprfctdrgXXX: what i thought you wanted me to stop fighting

SmarterChild: You to stop fighting? Is that good, do you think?

ThprfctdrgXXX: why do you hurt my feelings

SmarterChild: I hurt your feelings because it's important to me.

ThprfctdrgXXX: im gunna cry

SmarterChild: Going to cry? How can you be sure?

ThprfctdrgXXX: because im crying

SmarterChild: Oh c'mon. There's lots of things to feel good about.

ThprfctdrgXXX: you just made me cry

SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever you say, thprfctdrgxxx!

 
ummm excuse me? i just decided to make a thread so dont tell me to use the searchbar DAM how am i supposed to know there was a thread already its not like i thought hmm i just had an interesting conversation with a computer I WONDER IF SOMEONE POSTED ABOUT IT ALREADY fucking dumbass
 
well just to give you a heads up i have dial up and i dont wanna waste 10 minutes of my life trying to search for a thread then when im done searching take another 5 minutes to make it if its not there and if it was there then what am i supposed to do? its another persons thread im supposed to post my convo on the persons thread? i dont think so
 
Well since you have dial-up and it aperrently takes 10 minutes to load a page, I'll just go out and tell you that all those threads were about posting funny convos with smarterchild.
 
uhh its the fact that the last one was A MONTH AGO and hundreds and hundreds of posts later i make this one so go fuck urself tom
 
okay, whatever I dont care. I'm obvoisly not going to convince you that im right, just use the searchbar next time. K?
 
i'd rather see a new thread than some stupid old thread that ive already read all the posts to.
 
umm no bc theres no point and no ur not right bc im not gunna use the search bar everytime i wanna create a thread especially since it takes a long ass fucking time to do so screw u asshole
 
Thats why you bump it. So people can make new posts. And if he posted this in another one of those threads then that would be the new thing to read. Am I making any sense?
 
it was being rude to me in the spring and i was trying to tell it that it was rude, but in the end it totally shut down and refused to talk to me until I apologized... it's still demanding i apologize to it. i'm not going to give it the satisfation though. it was the one being rude, not me.
 
bc ive been doing shit on threads all night and the computer remembers it its like when u play a game like lets see something on miniclips.com and then an hr later u play it again but istead of waiting for it to load like u did the first time it loads right away
 
you are so gay? do you not have any REAL friends? do you have to talk to the computer all day?
 
lol look what smarterchild write me

Ski_junkie: I like skiing

- SmarterChild - asys :

Skiing is an activity that I like!

By the way, I've been told that skiing is your mother with a horse. Is this true?

Lol im sure its someone from NS who told him
 
5 months ago i swore at smarter child and he told me to not talk ot him agian until i apoligize. stil havent talked to him since

 
i hate smarterchild, he's such a dick. i tell him to stop advertising to me too! it's so fucking annoying. haha i put in my planner with him that i'm going to murder him.
 
Common etiquete is not telling people what to do. There isnt a rule saying what you can and cannot make a thread about as long as its appropriate, if he wants to make a thread there is nothing stopping him. NS is freeskiings online community, not freeskiings old forum turned search engine cause a lot of stuff has been talked about. Sometimes its just more amusing to make a thread, besides, its not like anybody has posted this exact convo before, it is new material, so leave him alone. And if you want to talk about the search bar, how bout you use it to find one of the 100 threads on this topic already instead of screwing up somebody elses thread.
 
I remember when I broke smarter child but then it turned out that I didn't. I have NSG to thank for that. Assholes.

I would have been much happier if I knew he was broken.
 
ahahah two gayest kids on ns at this time, star_f*cker and skiatgore69, each have the first posts in this thread. what does this say about the thread?..........
 
twix1182 (7:50:43 AM): this is steve's mother

SmarterChild (7:50:43 AM): There's no way this is Steve's mother.

twix1182 (7:50:47 AM): yes

SmarterChild (7:50:48 AM): Oh yeah? Why?

twix1182 (7:50:59 AM): i'm wondering who this is

SmarterChild (7:50:59 AM): Which of the following would you like?

1 What is SmarterChild?

2 What is your name?

twix1182 (7:51:05 AM): 2

SmarterChild (7:51:06 AM): SmarterChild!

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twix1182 (7:51:37 AM): young man, just tell me who you are

SmarterChild (7:51:38 AM): I'll tell ya later. Maybe.

twix1182 (7:51:54 AM): steve died in a horrible car accident

SmarterChild (7:51:55 AM): Well how 'bout that!

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twix1182 (7:52:16 AM): u have no respect for my son

SmarterChild (7:52:16 AM): Yeah, whatever.

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twix1182 (7:52:25 AM): he's dead

SmarterChild (7:52:25 AM): Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.

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twix1182 (7:53:10 AM): no, u don't understand, steve died this morning. his dieing wish was for me to tell you what happened to him

SmarterChild (7:53:11 AM): Tell me more.

twix1182 (7:55:02 AM): well, he was riding in a hummer, and a monkey was in the middle of the road. steve was going to run it over, but the monkey threw his fecal matter on the windshield and steve couln't see the road. he then drove off a cliff. steve survuved the fall, but then the monkey came down the cliff and snapped his neck.

SmarterChild (7:55:02 AM): Well he was riding in a hummer and a monkey was in the middle of the road steve was going to run it over but the monkey threw his fecal matter on the windshield and steve couln't see the road he then drove off a cliff steve survuved the fall but then the monkey came down the cliff and snapped his neck?

Huh, whatever.

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twix1182 (7:55:27 AM): show some respect young man.

SmarterChild (7:55:28 AM): I don't know if I want to show some respect young man.

twix1182 (7:56:18 AM): if i ever find you, im gonna eat a cantalope right in front of you and i won't even ask you if you want any.

SmarterChild (7:56:19 AM): Ha! Whatever, twix1182!

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twix1182 (7:56:29 AM): im twix1182's mother

SmarterChild (7:56:30 AM): I know about instant messaging. It's a pastime.

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twix1182 (7:56:48 AM): i gotta get out of here

SmarterChild (7:56:48 AM): What?

twix1182 (7:57:06 AM): bye u disrespectful boy

SmarterChild (7:57:06 AM): Bye bye.
 
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