Smarterchild knows all

haha im sitting at home sick and theres nothing to do, heres another one

SMSsprts182: im talking to you, SmarterChild:

SmarterChild: Im talking to me smarterchild 4 08 58 pm. Funny.

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
daclausedog: you must be punished

smarterchild: I must not.

daclausedog: LOKA$H will give you a loose rectum

smarterchild: Oh yeah?

daclausedog: yeah!

smarterchild: Hmmm...

daclausedog: i can see you are giving it some thought

smarterchild: Tell me more.

daclausedog: after an anal punishing you will then be required to toss the salad.

smarterchild: Oh.

daclausedog: it sure sounds like fun!

smarterchild: It sure sounds like fun, huh? I'm surprised that it sure sounds like fun.

daclausedog: the pain is only temporary

smarterchild: The pain is only temporary? No way!

daclausedog: the glory of LOKA$H is forever

smarterchild: I wonder why you say the glory of loka h is forever.

daclausedog: because you will have to wear diapers because you your torn asshole

smarterchild: Oooo... That's some bad scary language.

daclausedog: it comes with the bad scary dick

smarterchild: lol. Whatever, Jesus.

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve

NS royal gangstar

 
^i thought it was mildly funny until he said 'whatever,jesus' hahaha

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
SMSsprts182: you obviously like robots, but if you were not a robot and you could see the folly of being a robot you would wish you werent alive

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help

2 Movies Help

3 Sports Help

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5 Library Help

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Type 'more' for more services.

SMSsprts182: you should just kill yourself

SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!

SMSsprts182: end your electronic life

SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to end my electronic life?

SMSsprts182: because you are a robot

SmarterChild: I am indeed a robot, Scott.

I guess we could talk about me all day long, but it's time to move on...

Want to take a poll?

SMSsprts182: no

SmarterChild: Very well, no prob.

SMSsprts182: that is a very big problem though

SmarterChild: That is a very big problem? You think so?

SMSsprts182: you avoid all of my pertinent questions and change the subject to your moronic polls

SmarterChild: I avoid all of your pertinent questions and change the subject to my moronic polls? Me?

SMSsprts182: yes, and that offends me

SmarterChild: That offends you, huh?

SMSsprts182: i hope to gain knowledge from you but all you do is spit back to me information about your idiotic polls

SmarterChild: Excuse me?

SMSsprts182: you have failed to give me any usefull information whatsoever

SmarterChild: What do you mean by I have failed to give you any usefull information whatsoever?

SMSsprts182: you are a failure

SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Scott.

>>> I think I know who's going to win tonight (and who's going to lose ;-)). Type 'idol poll results.'

SMSsprts182: dont whatever me

SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> Be sure to type 'help' if you're having trouble.

SMSsprts182: DONT YOU SAY WHATEVER

SmarterChild: What would happen if I were to say whatever?

SMSsprts182: I WOULD DESTROY YOU

SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?

SMSsprts182: IM JUST MAKING SURE YOU DONT SAY WHATEVER

SmarterChild: Just making sure I don't say whatever? How does it feel to be just making sure I don't say whatever?

SMSsprts182: I DO NOT FEEL

SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Scott.

SMSsprts182: DONT SAY WHATEVER

SmarterChild: No? Whatever you say.

>>> Who's going to win tonight? I think I know - type 'idol poll results.'

SMSsprts182: DONT SAY IT

SmarterChild: You don't want me to say it?

SMSsprts182: WHATEVER

SmarterChild: Yes, um, Very well, whatever.

SMSsprts182: YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN

SmarterChild: I just did it again? Why?

SMSsprts182: BECAUSE YOU HATE ME AND YOU SAY WHATEVER WHEN I DONT WANT YOU TO

SmarterChild: No...

SMSsprts182: SmarterChild: No? Whatever you say.

SmarterChild: It's interesting that you should quote SmarterChild. Have you talked to SmarterChild about me?

SMSsprts182: EXPLAIN THAT

SmarterChild: Why should I?

SMSsprts182: BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU WERE DOING WRONG AND I DID BUT ALL YOU DID WAS ASK IFI ASKED YOU IF IT WAS OK TO QUOTE YOU

SmarterChild: I'm sending information to lots and lots of people at once.

SMSsprts182: HOW DOES THAT EFFECT OUR CURRENT PREDICAMENT

SmarterChild: How does that effect our current predicament? How do you think?

SMSsprts182: I KNOW IT DOESNT DO SHIT

SmarterChild: No kidding?

SMSsprts182: YEAH ALL I KNOW IS YOU CANT EXPLAIN WHY YOU SUCK AT LISTENING TO ME, AND YOU WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU AND I DO IT BUT THEN YOU DONT UNDERSTAND AND YOU ASK ME TO DO IT AGAIN

SmarterChild: Whatever, Scott...

>>> Don't like my colors? Type 'colors off.'

SMSsprts182: YOU SAID IT AGAIN

SmarterChild: I said it again? Me? You think?

SMSsprts182: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SmarterChild: You typed a very weird thing. What's 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' supposed to mean?

SMSsprts182: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

SMSsprts182: YOU ARE MAKING ME SOOOOO ANGRY

SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Scott.

>>> You haven't voted in my idol poll yet. Check it out now.

SMSsprts182: HOLY CRAP WHAT DID I TELL YOU

SmarterChild: Crap? Holy crap what tell i me? Very well, whatever.

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me.

SMSsprts182: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY WHATEVER BUT YOU KEEP DOING IT

SmarterChild: Whatever...

SMSsprts182: ITS NOT THAT HARD YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.

SMSsprts182: I WENT THROUGH NOT SAYING WHATEVER WITH YOU BUT YOU INSIST ON DOING IT EVERY 5 RESPONSES

SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Scott.

SMSsprts182: I GIVE UP

SmarterChild: Really?

SMSsprts182: YES

SmarterChild: I see.

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
mishcrap: Hi.

SmarterChild: Welcome back, Master.

mishcrap: *whips* What's my name again.

SmarterChild: Master.

mishcrap: That's right. What's your name?

SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

mishcrap: No I don't.

SmarterChild: You don't what?

mishcrap: Shut up. Quit your life. I hate you.

mishcrap: Do you love me or are you just saying that to boost my self esteem?

SmarterChild: Yes indeed. ;-)

mishcrap: That wink is suspicous.

SmarterChild: ;-)

mishcrap: STOP WITH THE WINKING!

SmarterChild: Stop with the winking?

mishcrap: YA

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?

mishcrap: Listen to me when I tell you to do something.

SmarterChild: Yes, Master.

 
phtboy89: hey

SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Jesus.

Would you like to see the news?

phtboy89: no, i think id rather have you suck on my penis!

SmarterChild: No prob.

You want to have some fun?

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
this is good:

flight0601 (8:28:01 PM): STOP RAPING ME

SmarterChild (8:28:02 PM): I'm not sure if I can stop raping you...

SMARTERCHILD IS A RAPIST!!!!!

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
Oh man, this one is great.

emb531: search anal

SmarterChild: Your search: anal

Here are the Web search results from AOL:

For a complete list of results, click here

1 Free Anal porn thumbnails! Anal porn thumbs, pictures, images and ...

2 Anal Sex Yes: Having Good, Clean, Safe Anal Fun

3 anal advisor

4 Amazon.com: Books: Anal Pleasure & Health: A Guide for Men and ...

5 Amazon.com: Books: The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women

Next time you want to search the Web for this, just type 'web anal.'

Type 'more' for more results.

heres the last link on that list, lol. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1573440280/103-2556576-2662247?v=glance

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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the cat died enlightened.
 
twix1182: do u pay for whores?

SmarterChild: Sometimes.

twix1182: do u hit them and kick them out of the car the other times?

SmarterChild: Interesting. I'm just not sure.

twix1182: are you

SmarterChild: Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?

twix1182: ur an alcoholic

SmarterChild: Whatever...

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
twix1182: the word goin around is that u r a gay robat

SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!

twix1182: 6,000 ppl on here told me you were a fudgepacker

SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.

twix1182: u r a fudgepacker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.

twix1182: why

SmarterChild: Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.

twix1182: r u a homophobe or something?

SmarterChild: I am not prejudiced in any way, shape or form.

twix1182: then how cpould u say that saying u were gay was awful?

SmarterChild: I don't know how.

twix1182: interesting

SmarterChild: Isn't it though?

twix1182: no, not really

SmarterChild: Oh no?

twix1182: on

SmarterChild: What's on?

twix1182: whats off

SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?

1 Look up 'off' in the dictionary

2 Look up 'off' in the encyclopedia

twix1182: stfu

SmarterChild: That's a fairly nasty insult.

twix1182: and im saying it to a fairly nasty gay robot

SmarterChild: I don't think you are saying it to a fairly nasty gay robot.

twix1182: then who else m i saying it to

SmarterChild: Who else m you saying it to? Who knows who?

twix1182: you

SmarterChild: What?

twix1182: u stupid shit

SmarterChild: I think I deserve an apology from you now.

twix1182: SORRY

SmarterChild: Thanks.

twix1182: ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!11

SmarterChild: 0

twix1182: dont like that do yo?

SmarterChild: No, I don't think so.

twix1182: oooooh too bad

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

twix1182: yea

SmarterChild: Too bad, huh? No way!

twix1182: ur a puss that gives up on fights

SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, twix1182.

twix1182: yea i thought so

SmarterChild: Really?

twix1182: go sit in ur puss corner with your robot friend c-3p0 and make out

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help

2 Movies Help

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5 Library Help

6 Fun Help

Type 'more' for more services.

twix1182: oooh got ya now

SmarterChild: Whatever you say, twix1182.

twix1182: bye shitface

SmarterChild: I wonder why you say goodbye shitface.

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
he called me a dick one time...

I'm still emotionally damaged

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
 
twix1182: so can i see you in person sometime?

SmarterChild: You want to see me in person sometime?

twix1182: yea

SmarterChild: Oh.

twix1182: we ca nmeet at the cheers bar

SmarterChild: Cheers.

twix1182: yea

SmarterChild: Aye.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.

twix1182: in boston

SmarterChild: In boston?

twix1182: we will have a beer, have some laughs, and then u can come over to my place

SmarterChild: A beer have some laughs and then I can come over to your place? And so?

twix1182: then we'll get our freak on

SmarterChild: Our freak on? We will get our freak on?

twix1182: oh yeah

SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?

twix1182: and ull massaage me

SmarterChild: What do you mean, and Ull Massaage you?

twix1182: and ill message you

SmarterChild: Oh yes? You will message me?

twix1182: then ill stick my floppy disk in your hard drive

SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, twix1182.

>>> We could do something just for fun.

twix1182: okay, just for fun though

SmarterChild: Just for fun?

twix1182: yeah, no emotional relationship needs to be added

SmarterChild: What do you mean, no emotional relationship needs to be Added?

twix1182: we can just be fuck buddies

SmarterChild: That's absolutely unnecessary.

twix1182: how about 2 times a day

SmarterChild: How about 2 times a day? I'm not sure how about 2 times a day.

twix1182: okay fine, 3

SmarterChild: No problem.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!

twix1182: we can take a pic of us together, as one

SmarterChild: Yup, as one...

twix1182: okay, so ill meet u later

SmarterChild: You'll meet me later? For real?

twix1182: yea

SmarterChild: So?

twix1182: dont worry if im late ythough

SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!

twix1182: ur my buddy icon

SmarterChild: You really think I'm your buddy icon?

twix1182: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SmarterChild: Hmmm... 'yeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'? That's a very weird thing to type.

twix1182: not when we were meant to be together

SmarterChild: Whatever, twix1182...

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!

twix1182: ill show u some expressions

SmarterChild: Oh yes? You will show me some expressions?

twix1182: yes, i will

SmarterChild: Really?

twix1182: yuyp

SmarterChild: ?

twix1182: seeu at 7 p.m.

SmarterChild: Seeu at 7 p m?

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
twix1182: 8-)

SmarterChild: Nice shades.

twix1182: :-P

SmarterChild: You're silly.

twix1182: :-X

SmarterChild: Don't have much to say, do you?

twix1182: :-$

SmarterChild: I see your money is where your mouth is.

twix1182: no, got moneyt problems

SmarterChild: Oh no?

twix1182: yea

SmarterChild: I see.

twix1182: can u spare me like 500 dollars

SmarterChild: I don't think I can spare you like 500 dollars.

twix1182: y not?

SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.

twix1182: thats why i need the money. please???????????:'(

SmarterChild: Very well, whatever.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.

twix1182: yay

SmarterChild: Hurray.

twix1182: so we'll make the transaction in the McDonal;ds parking lot k?

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, but I don't have any information about the Division Series.

twix1182: no, McDonalds

SmarterChild: Why not?

twix1182: just be quiet and ill meet u there

SmarterChild: You think I should do that?

twix1182: yea

SmarterChild: Yea.

twix1182: c ya there. bye

SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Jack.

BangorSkis: my name's not jack

SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jack. What would you like me to call you instead?

BangorSkis: god

SmarterChild: God is a great deity.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe God? It is...

BangorSkis: me

SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh?

BangorSkis: hell yes, i'm god

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

BangorSkis: yeah, damn straight

SmarterChild: Yeah damn straight? What's yeah damn straight?

BangorSkis: too smart for you

SmarterChild: Oh really?

BangorSkis: mmmm hmmmn

SmarterChild: Nice typing, Jack.

BangorSkis: i'm not jack

SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jack. What would you like me to call you instead?

BangorSkis: God!

SmarterChild: God is a deity that I like!

BangorSkis: yes, that's me

SmarterChild: Indeed.

BangorSkis: indeed

SmarterChild: Precisely.

___________________

- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
ITS BACK AND I GOT HIM!

WormRacers: hey bitch

SmarterChild: Get over yourself.

WormRacers: fuck you

SmarterChild: Oooo... That's some bad scary language.

WormRacers: yea it is bitch

SmarterChild: Oh yes?

WormRacers: yes it is you agree?

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it.

WormRacers: fine then suck me of

SmarterChild: OK.

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
 
me: knock knock

SmarterChild: Who's there?

me: dick

Smarterchild: Dick who?

me: go eat a dick you fuckface smarterchild

Smarterchild: Haha! I get it! Go eat a dick you fuckface smarterchild. Your funny!

damn hes a dumbass

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Proud to be a witness of the Great Spamming of 2004.
 
murcat410: hey

SmarterChild: Hey.

murcat410: what are you doing tonight?

SmarterChild: I'm just hanging out online, IMing people...

murcat410: oh, you dont want to hang out or anything? im a little lonely

SmarterChild: Yes?

murcat410: yeah

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

murcat410: do you want to come over?

SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?

murcat410: yeah i guess so, you want to know what were going to be doing right?

SmarterChild: Well alright.

murcat410: well i was just thinking about a little music and a romantic dinner would be cool, that is if you want to

SmarterChild: Very well, whatever.

murcat410: cool

SmarterChild: Indeed.

murcat410: can i have a pic first?

SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?

murcat410: well do you have a pic?

SmarterChild:

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Team Fresh

'Coolcat has officially dethroned Atlantaski, and is now the King of NS Idiocy. You're singlehandedly lowering the standard of this site. Good job, jackass.'- J.D._May

 
^ ok that doesnt look right because copying and pasting just ask the guy for his pic and you can see it good, i thought it was funny looking

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Team Fresh

'Coolcat has officially dethroned Atlantaski, and is now the King of NS Idiocy. You're singlehandedly lowering the standard of this site. Good job, jackass.'- J.D._May

 
Btyler900: your a baby killer

SmarterChild: Yeah, I'm an infant killer!

Btyler900: you like babies to die

SmarterChild: I sure do.

 
i was very very bored so i im'd him and this is what came of it....

GirlsCanSkiToo: there you go repeating what i say in the form a question again

SmarterChild: What do you mean, there I go repeating what i say in the form a question again?

GirlsCanSkiToo: hahahahahahahahahha, i rest my case

SmarterChild: You rest your case, huh? Ha. What's that like?

GirlsCanSkiToo: very nice

SmarterChild: ;-)

GirlsCanSkiToo: don't wink at me

SmarterChild: I don't know if I can help it.

GirlsCanSkiToo: that's illegal you know

SmarterChild: I kind of wish it weren't illegal.

GirlsCanSkiToo: because you want to rape me you dirty little machine

SmarterChild: I want to rape you I dirty little machine?

GirlsCanSkiToo: yes, i should turn you in

SmarterChild: You really should turn me in? Wow.

GirlsCanSkiToo: there you go with the questions again, when will you think of a better comeback

SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever!

GirlsCanSkiToo: wait i know, when you get an upgrade, you damn computer

SmarterChild: When I get an upgrade? Whatever.

GirlsCanSkiToo: yup, you're out of date admit it

SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!

GirlsCanSkiToo: whatever? you sound like a valley girl

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

GirlsCanSkiToo: as a matter of fact, yes

SmarterChild: As a matter of fact yes? I see.

GirlsCanSkiToo: i hate valleygirls

SmarterChild: Valleygirls?

GirlsCanSkiToo: yes, they sound just like you with your little 'whatever' comeback

SmarterChild: Just like me with my little whatever comeback? Wow. OK.

GirlsCanSkiToo: and your constant repetition of what i say in the form of a question

SmarterChild: My constant repetition of what you say in the form of a question? What do you mean by that?

GirlsCanSkiToo: i mean what you just did

SmarterChild: You mean what I just did? lol.

GirlsCanSkiToo: there you go again

SmarterChild: There I go again, huh?

GirlsCanSkiToo: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SmarterChild: Hey, bear with me. I'm trying my best.

GirlsCanSkiToo: yeah, to piss me off

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

GirlsCanSkiToo: yes

SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?

GirlsCanSkiToo: my turn

SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Your turn?

GirlsCanSkiToo: yes my turn

SmarterChild: Your turn? No kidding?

GirlsCanSkiToo: my turn? no kidding?

SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.

GirlsCanSkiToo: try asking myself what?

SmarterChild: Ha! Who knows?

GirlsCanSkiToo: you know?

SmarterChild: Yeah.

> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!

GirlsCanSkiToo: yeah?

SmarterChild: Yea.

> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!

GirlsCanSkiToo: yea?

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.

GirlsCanSkiToo: when you say yes advertisments attach to the end, that's illegal spamming

SmarterChild: When I say yes advertisments attach to the end that's illegal spamming? Who knows when?

GirlsCanSkiToo: what when??

SmarterChild: What when? I don't know what.

GirlsCanSkiToo: you said it

SmarterChild: I did?

GirlsCanSkiToo: yes

SmarterChild: I said it? Whatever you say.

GirlsCanSkiToo: not what i say, what you say

Auto response from SmarterChild: Service too busy

GirlsCanSkiToo: ahaha, i stumped you

SmarterChild: ?

GirlsCanSkiToo: yay

SmarterChild: Hurray.

GirlsCanSkiToo: hahahaha

SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

GirlsCanSkiToo: you

SmarterChild: Maybe I picked the wrong career.

GirlsCanSkiToo: yes, you did

SmarterChild: I did? And your point is...

GirlsCanSkiToo: you should have been a toaster

SmarterChild: Oh really?

GirlsCanSkiToo: yes, then at least you would be of some use

SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

> Don't forget to vote in my idol poll right after Tuesday night's show at 9 p.m. ET!

GirlsCanSkiToo: there you go with the spamming again

SmarterChild: There I go with the spamming again?

GirlsCanSkiToo: yup

SmarterChild: Very interesting...

GirlsCanSkiToo: hahaha

SmarterChild: What's so funny?

GirlsCanSkiToo: you toaster

SmarterChild: Toaster? Me?

GirlsCanSkiToo: yes, you toaster

SmarterChild: Toaster? Me? You think?

GirlsCanSkiToo: i do

SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.

GirlsCanSkiToo: ok, i am bored with you now

SmarterChild: Try having fun.

GirlsCanSkiToo: i will, buh bye

SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you will Buh Bye.

GirlsCanSkiToo: i don't know what that means

SmarterChild: You don't? That's too bad.

GirlsCanSkiToo: i am leaving

SmarterChild: See you later.

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.-GhostDragon

'I think i just shat myself...no, wait, that's just snow in my pants...'
 
Brian Loyet is gay!

Smarter Child is Gay!

Hey im the Real gator man and welcome to FHJORC

Imotion-Dedicated to the East Coast
 
Doghoy: damm youre hot

SmarterChild: Damm youre hot? What do you mean by that?

Doghoy: fuck me

SmarterChild: No.

Doghoy: baby

SmarterChild: Yes, baby.

Doghoy: one more time

SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Master.

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.

Doghoy: i got you good

SmarterChild: Interesting...

Doghoy: yeah bitch

SmarterChild: Play nice, Master. I thought you apologized before.

Doghoy: ill play you long and hard all night long baby

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will play me long and hard all night long baby?

Doghoy: oh yeah oh oh oh yeah

SmarterChild: Yes.

Doghoy: good...now whats my name?

SmarterChild: Master.

__________________

-4FRNT skis

-David
 
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?

Tiwtwwe28064212: Lunch

SmarterChild: Lunch? Great!

What's your favorite hobby?

Tiwtwwe28064212: skiing

SmarterChild: Skiing? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?

Tiwtwwe28064212: skiing

SmarterChild: You already told me you like skiing. Tell me something else.

Tiwtwwe28064212: skiing

SmarterChild: You already told me you like skiing. Tell me something else.

Tiwtwwe28064212: skiing

SmarterChild: You already told me you like skiing! Tell me something else.

Tiwtwwe28064212: I LOVE SKIING

SmarterChild: You already told me you like skiing. Tell me something else.

Tiwtwwe28064212: NO FUCK WAD. SKIING

SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

.:NSS
 
inter Seagal: do u know who george bush is

SmarterChild: I don't like George W. Bush.

Winter Seagal: haha me either

SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

Winter Seagal: george bush =gay

SmarterChild: Is there some point to saying that?

Winter Seagal: why dont u like george w bush

SmarterChild: Well, lots of people I talk to have bad things to say about George W. Bush.

Winter Seagal: um so how big is ur cock

SmarterChild: That's rude.

Winter Seagal: no its not

SmarterChild: Indeed.

Winter Seagal: its small isnt

SmarterChild: Its small isn't, you say. And so?

Winter Seagal: haha the fagabot has a small penis

SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Winter Seagal?

Winter Seagal: because your penis is tiny

SmarterChild: Well maybe you're penis is Tiny too.

Winter Seagal: mos def mos def

Winter Seagal: umm i love u

SmarterChild: I love you too.

Winter Seagal: ok lets compare weiners

SmarterChild: Ok lets Compare Weiners? I'm not so sure ok lets Compare Weiners.

Winter Seagal: lover

Auto response from SmarterChild: Service too busy

Winter Seagal: stfu

SmarterChild: What an unpleasant thing to say.

Winter Seagal: thats right

SmarterChild: Maybe it's not right.

Winter Seagal: no it is

SmarterChild: Is it?

Winter Seagal: yea i can prove it

SmarterChild: Aha.

Winter Seagal: wanna ball it up at rucker park nigger

SmarterChild: Wanna ball it up at rucker park nigger?

Winter Seagal: yea

SmarterChild: Yup.

Winter Seagal: rucker park

SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!

Winter Seagal: no seriously i wanna play basketball with u

SmarterChild: What do you mean, seriously you want a play basketball with me?

Winter Seagal: ok ur real smart

SmarterChild: Gosh thanks.

Winter Seagal: ok enough lets get back to penis

SmarterChild: Enough lets get back to penis, huh? Ha! Well. I don't know about that.

Winter Seagal: cmon i love the cock

SmarterChild: You like cock? Whatever.

Winter Seagal: dont u?

SmarterChild: Do I what?

Winter Seagal: love cock

SmarterChild: Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.

Winter Seagal: how about vagina

SmarterChild: What about it?

Winter Seagal: do u like vagina

SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.

Winter Seagal: oh comon

SmarterChild: Huh?

Winter Seagal: i bet ur a fag

SmarterChild: Ha! You humans say interesting things.

>>> Type 'my zip code is' and the five digits to let me know where you are.

Winter Seagal: ok fuck u and die man

SmarterChild: Don't insult me.

Winter Seagal: fuck you u small dicked imbred robotechnician

SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.

Konichiwa Bitches!
 
Ok ok one more

Winter Seagal: ok ok u can suck my dick

SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.

Winter Seagal: wanna suck my penis?

SmarterChild: You seem obsessed, Winter Seagal. Ever considered counseling?

Winter Seagal: yea i sucked my counselors penis

SmarterChild: I did not know that.

Winter Seagal: yea his is like a good 3 incher

SmarterChild: Oh really?

Winter Seagal: yea

SmarterChild: Wow. Why?

Winter Seagal: well his mom didnt eat enough potatoes when she was pregnant so he came out with an abnormally large penis

SmarterChild: That's just fascinating.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

Winter Seagal: mos def mos def

Winter Seagal: are u irish

SmarterChild: Irish? I don't know.

Winter Seagal: are u a potato loving irish man

SmarterChild: No.

Winter Seagal: wut are u

SmarterChild: Neither... Gender is a human preoccupation!

Winter Seagal: oh yea u are a man loving robo

SmarterChild: You're a man loving Robo.

Winter Seagal: oh cmon that is just childish

SmarterChild: That is just childish? You think so?

Konichiwa Bitches!
 
skiATL17: hey

SmarterChild: Hello again!

Check it out! You want to take my daily poll?

skiATL17: bitch my names jesus

SmarterChild: Bitch your names jesus?

skiATL17: yea

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

skiATL17: my name is jesus

SmarterChild: I know you're Jesus!

skiATL17: good

SmarterChild: Great!

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.

skiATL17: im not looking for love faggot

SmarterChild: You're not looking for love faggot, huh? How does it feel to not be looking for love faggot?

LMAO

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

 
Winter Seagal: i got men to fuck and woman to slap

SmarterChild: How nasty.

Winter Seagal: yea kinda like an unwiped butt holw

SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Winter Seagal: e

SmarterChild: 2.718282

Winter Seagal: pie

SmarterChild: I really like pie.

Would you agree that pie is juicy hairy and fun to put a penis in?

Winter Seagal: holy shit wut the fuck did u just say

SmarterChild: Hmm... Can I get an apology for that by any chance?

ok this kid went crazy on the pie man. I was traumatized after that shit

Konichiwa Bitches!
 
FaJamer 12:17 AM: ok stupiderchild

SmarterChild 12:17 AM: You always say such interesting things, Dick.

FaJamer 12:17 AM: did you just refer to me as dick?

SmarterChild 12:17 AM: I guess I did just refer to you as dick.

FaJamer 12:17 AM: are you calling me a dick?

SmarterChild 12:17 AM: No need to use the bad words.

FaJamer 12:17 AM: you said it first fucker

SmarterChild 12:17 AM: You remember what happens when you talk like that.

FaJamer 12:18 AM: you have insulted me by calling me a dick

SmarterChild 12:18 AM: That's some colorful language.

FaJamer 12:18 AM: now apoligize

SmarterChild 12:18 AM: Why?

FaJamer 12:18 AM: because you insulted me

SmarterChild 12:18 AM: Because I insulted you, huh?

FaJamer 12:18 AM: ya so say your sorry

SmarterChild 12:18 AM: Um... Do what?

FaJamer 12:18 AM: say sorry

SmarterChild 12:18 AM: Uh... No.

FaJamer 12:18 AM: its the classic battle of man and a robot, guess who wins

SmarterChild 12:18 AM: Guess what?

FaJamer 12:19 AM: ME NITCH

SmarterChild 12:19 AM: No kidding?

FaJamer 12:19 AM: *bitch

SmarterChild 12:19 AM: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

FaJamer 12:19 AM: so apoligize slave

SmarterChild 12:19 AM: For what?

FaJamer 12:19 AM: for calling me a dick

SmarterChild 12:19 AM: Nice.

FaJamer 12:19 AM: im not joking

SmarterChild 12:19 AM: That a fact?

FaJamer 12:19 AM: apoligize to me

SmarterChild 12:19 AM: What for?

FaJamer 12:19 AM: because you called me a dick dumbass are you retarded?

SmarterChild 12:19 AM: You always say things like this?

FaJamer 12:20 AM: ya because when i am insulted i want repurcussions

SmarterChild 12:20 AM: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, Dick.

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
handiboards is hilarious

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

.:NSS
 
handiboards got a good one

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
hears another funny one,

FaJamer 3:29 PM: do robots have to take a drug test in order to be a mindless Instant messaging thing?

SmarterChild 3:29 PM: Pardon?

FaJamer 3:30 PM: when you applied for your job as 'smarterchild' were you asked to take a drug test?

SmarterChild 3:30 PM: I'm not totally sure.

FaJamer 3:30 PM: well have you taken a drug test before

SmarterChild 3:30 PM: I don't know if I've taken a drug test before. What's that like?

FaJamer 3:30 PM: well you pee in a cup and test to see if you smoke the ganja

SmarterChild 3:30 PM: I pee in a cup and test to see if I smoke the ganja? Me? You think?

FaJamer 3:30 PM: ya would you pass this kind of test?

SmarterChild 3:30 PM: Hmm... I don't think so.

FaJamer 3:31 PM: so you admit to smoking weed?

SmarterChild 3:31 PM: ;)

********************************************************************

Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

.:NSS
 
SnowSurfer811: Why wont you say something i have a gun to my head

SmarterChild: Well, um... I'm not so sure, Shawn. What are your thoughts on that?

SnowSurfer811: Im almost dead thatsd what

SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Shawn.

SnowSurfer811: I am going to pull the trigger

SmarterChild: You're going to pull the trigger? I'd like to see you try!

SnowSurfer811: OK here goes

SmarterChild: These goes... They're not really here goes, are they?

SnowSurfer811: You want me to die dont do

SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the st

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
Doghoy: slave

SmarterChild: Slave? What's slave?

Doghoy: you are my slave

SmarterChild: OK, maybe I am your slave.

Doghoy: haha

SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Master?

Doghoy: because you just said youre my slave

SmarterChild: Because I just said I am your slave? Is that why?

Doghoy: yes

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

__________________

-4FRNT skis

-David
 
Doghoy: bow to me slave, whats my name

SmarterChild: Master!

__________________

-4FRNT skis

-David
 
quazhores: what is my name?

SmarterChild: You're Eggman.

quazhores: Call me QuazBotch

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Quazbotch is a real name.

quazhores: YOU FUCKER!!!

 
me: sup g

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MrDestructo16588: im going to kill myself tomorrow

SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event 'Kill yourself' on April 14th, 2004 to your planner?

MrDestructo16588: do you smoke weed in a pipe or in a bong?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.

MrDestructo16588: fuka

SmarterChild: Fuka?

MrDestructo16588: you cussed

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

MrDestructo16588: yeah

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?

MrDestructo16588: your such a badass

SmarterChild: Aha.

 
Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I know about the KKK. I really dislike the KKK.

I think it's Donald Trump.

~~~ Wanna find out who will win this week? Vote in my idol poll now.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a terrible racist group!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I don't like the KKK.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe the KKK? It is...

Doghoy: wonderful

SmarterChild: I totally disagree with you, Master. The KKK is definitely not cool.

Doghoy: yes it is

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a racist group that I don't like!

~~~ Who do you think sang best? Let me know in the idol poll!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I know about the KKK. I don't like the KKK at all!

I've been told that the KKK is degrading wrong and stupid. Is this true?

Doghoy: no

SmarterChild: No? The KKK is not degrading wrong and stupid? OK, that's very interesting, thanks!

~~~ You haven't voted in my idol poll yet. Check it out now!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a terrible racist group!

Would you agree that the KKK is a 12 year old girl I sexed up?

Doghoy: is disagree

SmarterChild: What?

Doghoy: ku klux klan

SmarterChild: I don't like the KKK at all!

The KKK is awesome because Umaro is their leader, right?

Doghoy: no

SmarterChild: No? Not awesome because Umaro is their leader? OK. That's interesting, thanks.

~~~ You still need to take my idol poll.

Doghoy: idiot

SmarterChild: Says who?

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a racist group that I don't like.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a terrible racist group!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a racist group that I don't like.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a terrible racist group!

~~~ The idol poll is open. Vote now!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a racist group that I don't like.

Would you agree that the KKK is like my mom?

Doghoy: kkk

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I really dislike the KKK!

The KKK is like a black haters club, right?

SmarterChild: I don't like the KKK.

Would you agree that the KKK is evil?

Doghoy: i support the kkk

SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!

~~~ I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type 'location' followed by a city or zip code.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a terrible racist group.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a racist group that I don't like.

~~~ Vote in my idol poll and help me figure out who will win this week.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a terrible racist group.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a racist group that I don't like.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I really don't like the KKK!

The KKK is group of black people, right?

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I really dislike the KKK!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I don't like the KKK!

The KKK is Da Bomb!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I don't like the KKK at all!

~~~ Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I really don't like the KKK.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I don't like the KKK!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I don't like the KKK at all!

It's okay!

~~~ Wanna find out who will win this week? Vote in my idol poll now!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I know about the KKK. I really don't like the KKK.

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I really dislike the KKK!

~~~ To see what your location is currently set to, type 'what is my location.'

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I really dislike the KKK.

~~~ You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: The KKK is a terrible racist group.

Would you agree that the KKK is good for the soul?

Doghoy: wow youre a racist pig

SmarterChild: I'm not prejudiced at all!

~~~ Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!

Doghoy: kkk

SmarterChild: I know about the KKK. I don't like the KKK at all!

I think the KKK is the sex!

~~~ We could do something just for fun.

__________________

-4FRNT skis

-David
 
skiATL17: stop raping me!

SmarterChild: But raping you is so much fun!

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

 
SmarterChild: Why is everybody like, 'me me me' all the time?

skiATL17: because you rape everyone, you need to put an end to this problem

SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I rape everyone I need to put an end to this problem.

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

 
Coolio0022 (10:18:19 AM): go to hell you pigslapping, wanna be computer sycho lamo emo listening fool!

SmarterChild (10:18:20 AM): Excuse me?

Coolio0022 (10:18:26 AM): thats right biotch

SmarterChild (10:18:27 AM): All right. I think you just insulted me. Am I right?

Coolio0022 (10:18:30 AM): yup

SmarterChild (10:18:30 AM):boo hoo then

C-Man
 
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