Small blue shit on my sink

[ChillTeenDad420]

This is a terrible place to ask this question but...

In the bathroom in my apartment (which has terrible ventilation and is always muggy), I have to clean the surfaces in my bathroom every week or so because these little strands that look like tiny blue hairs, about .5 mm long cover everything. What the fuck is this shit? its probably some type of mold but i was hoping some of you domestic ass fools had any knowledge about these tiny pubes growing everywhere. just curious to what it is.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Its smurf jizz. You should be stoked that shit gets quite the pretty penny on the black market

 

[.Hugo.]

prolly a smurf shit

 

[SFB]

i heard only gay people get this problem.

 

[theabortionator]

You died your pubes blue while partying last weekend. Shaved them off, forgot about them. Now you just sobered up from your binge of hard droogs and are discovering them with no memory of what happened.

 

[theabortionator]

*dyed

before some grammar nazi tries to start shit

 

[Lé.Skiing]

it could just be oxidation of the metal or some chemical reaction in your sink. I'm not an expert but I might be able to help you out if you post pic's(of the blue mystery growing in your sink).

 

[Laurent.]

Aids, it's always aids.

 

[p-fo]

Bleach that shit son.

 

[edai]

fuck we watched a video on this type of mold in bio, do what p-fo said and bleach it up, ill do reasearch.

 

[El_Barto.]

sink aids. Its what happens when you let Magic Johnson use your bathroom

 

[.Hugo.]

sink aids. Its what happens when you let Magic Johnson use your bathroom

What happens when you let magc johns...... nvmd

 

[El_Barto.]

What happens when you let magc johns...... nvmd

...butt aids

 

[Caucasian_Asian]

Chemikals

 

[MothaHucker]

THREDZ 4 PICS

 

[Ribss.]

totally needs pics of blue pubes.

 

[soulskier]

The lack of pics of tiny little blue turds is a little disappointing

 

[smooter]

tooth brush bristles?

 

[Bagina]

Blue waffle.

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

bad pic but you can kinda see the miniscule almost microscopic blue pubes

 

[the_armidilo]

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bad pic but you can kinda see the miniscule almost microscopic blue pubes

after looking at the picture i can confirm that its cancer.

 

[JAHpow]

I had that same stuff coat my bathroom in my last apartment. I think it's some sort of lint build up in the ventilation system and when other people use their vent fans the lint will fall out of your fan. It won't happen if your fan is running since it's sucking air out of the bathroom.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I'm gonna laugh when you realize it's fuzz from your towel.

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

I'm gonna laugh when you realize it's fuzz from your towel.

i have white towels bruh

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

I had that same stuff coat my bathroom in my last apartment. I think it's some sort of lint build up in the ventilation system and when other people use their vent fans the lint will fall out of your fan. It won't happen if your fan is running since it's sucking air out of the bathroom.

i never thought of that but it makes complete sense. thanks

 

[acualywasdolan]

...butt aids

Is there any other kind?

 

[Ribss.]

i never thought of that but it makes complete sense. thanks

problem solved.

praise jah.

 

[Yaraelpoof.png]

after looking at the picture i can confirm that its cancer.

how long does he have doc?

 

[Mr.Huck]

I had that same stuff coat my bathroom in my last apartment. I think it's some sort of lint build up in the ventilation system and when other people use their vent fans the lint will fall out of your fan. It won't happen if your fan is running since it's sucking air out of the bathroom.

i never thought of that but it makes complete sense. thanks

problem solved.

praise jah.

Maybe occupants of neighboring apartment are Smurfs. I suggest OP kill and eat them or at least shave all their pubes off regularly so he doesn't have to leave his fan on all the time.

 

[b-kul]

just looks like filth/ dust/ grime to me.

 

[JAHpow]

Maybe occupants of neighboring apartment are Smurfs. I suggest OP kill and eat them or at least shave all their pubes off regularly so he doesn't have to leave his fan on all the time.

Or retaliate against the smurfs by shaving his own pubes and let the fan suck them up into the vents and into other bathrooms

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

Or retaliate against the smurfs by shaving his own pubes and let the fan suck them up into the vents and into other bathrooms

I got all my roommates to dye their pubes green, shave, and we put em in the vent. I got those smurfs good! they'll blame the leprechauns and i'll have my revenge!!!

 

[.Hugo.]

I got all my roommates to dye their pubes green, shave, and we put em in the vent. I got those smurfs good! they'll blame the leprechauns and i'll have my revenge!!!

leprechauns would have orange pubes....... you dun goofed

 

[Mr.Huck]

leprechauns would have orange pubes....... you dun goofed

Trudat.

They'll think that the Incredible Hulk is living next door and they'll send Sam Elliott to blow OP's shit up.

 

[samishxc]

Do you have blue towels/handtowels/floor mats?

 

[op14]

Chemikals

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