Sluts make the world go 'round!

skodeo7

skodeo7

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God life would be so much boring with out sluts.

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Junction 133

Rural Uproar Teaser

'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'

-Alpentalik
 
yeah. sluts are good.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
sluts are dirty, i prefer a 'girl next door' type of chick, you know the one who seems innocent but is horny as a sex starved teen.

-Tom

'oh but i'm so drunk. so happily have you independence day. woo.' - asac
 
sluts aren't dirty. have you or anyone you've known had an std? And I dont mean pussy shit like crabs or warts that you can treat. 'zactly. Maybe be careful in africa.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
Tom Hanks... everything he says is a stitch... 'I have AIDS' hahahahaha....

-Peter Griffin

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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The following post is a piece of shit.
 
'Oh no, were not buying a car out of the paper! A guy i knew bought his car out of the paper and 10 years later, BAM herpes!'

-Peter Griffin.

 
*while singing* Orgys make the world go round. Orgys make the world go round. Orgies make the world go round so lets all have an orgy...

At my orgy all the props were there. Awwww :(

But so was the hooker! yaaaaaay.....

Good ole rugby

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^^ Lumpy ^^

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.

We're just two lost souls swimmin in a fish bowl, year after year. Runnin' over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
 
Amen to this thread!

'You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye'

Hunter S. Thompson

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
 
funny, i thought it was coca cola. or is it coca cola that makes us sing in perfect harmony? whatever, all i know is that coke is spelled a lot like cock. and by cock a mean raging strip of man meat.

pinktigers

 
sluts are too easy, hoes fucked up on heroin are much more easier to take advantage of

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
12 year old man, 12 year olds. give em three beers and they dopn't even remember what you did to them.

-chris
 
yea, sluts are great. especially when you have some blow, they'll do anything for it... anything.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
no theyre messy^^

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
my gf used to be a slut and by slut i mean gives head to like anyone who wanted it, but now shes like only doin me and its so awesome thats the good kinda slut

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
sluts are to easy! theres not alot of fun if they are easy! :S just makes it normal... now getting someone that plays hard to get and then getting them! thats fun!

»-(¯`v´¯)-»PëT®ø HoTt�ë«-(¯`v´¯)-«
 
Im with ECTom, i like the secretly horny girl next door, that appears normal, but is easy to get in the sack

770 people died from terrorist attacks in 2003

2,500 people die a day in the Congo from the civil war
 
you mean PIZZA SLUTS. us pizza sluts will have complete domination very soon.... well probably.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
hmm, i might just have to meet you. how'd you get the name pizza slut?

770 people died from terrorist attacks in 2003

2,500 people die a day in the Congo from the civil war
 
pizza slut?! is that where u order a pizza and it comes wth a free slut?!

»-(¯`v´¯)-»PëT®ø HoTt�ë«-(¯`v´¯)-«
 
despite common misconception pizza sluts are not always sluts. pizza sluts are the girls who work at pizza places. they are called pizza sluts because that's like the ideal teenaged job around here and you gotta FIGHT for em. luckily my sister sells my supervisor his pot so I got the job pretty fast.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
ahahaha

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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
 
I love looking back at old threads, and seeing how different people posted and acted on here 8 years ago. The lingo was just different, seemed like people didn't try as hard. Except I was 14 at the time so I probably tried pretty hard when posting haha.
 
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sluts dirty? nah just slutty
 
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