Sloth Fornication

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Okay so I was talking to Timmay the Durtschmister and decided to make some sloth porno pics.

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And then I remembered the history of the word "fuck"

Fornication

Under

Consent (of)

Kking

So then I realized that if these horney sloths were to do it in the ye olde days, then one would have to consult the king. So I made a prequel....

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That being said, I have decided to start a new sloth fornication fetish. I will be producing subliminal messeges through your televisions to make people have teh sudden urge to watch two sloths fornicate.

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
hot

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01

'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs

and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
 
hahaha that was just as random as usual, its not even surprising coming from you...

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
sloths are my thing, so you know....

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
explain how your sloth porn is better than the discoverie channel's sloth porn? if you do that I will exclusively watch your sloth porn

sloth porn: so hot right now

 
because my sloth porn offers lesbian action sloths and gang bang sloths and whatnot....not 1/2 mph humps like on the Discovery Channel.

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
sloth bukkake?

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
fake

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
dammit....you you guys got the image of a bunch of sloths all jizzing into one sloth's mouth...eeeeeeeeew

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
that is the single most offense thing i have ever read... my life sucks 2,3 % more beacuse of it... god have mercy on your souls

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'
Phrosty

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
 
thats fuckin photoshopped ! I can tell !

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
 
haha thus the word "make" some sloth porno pics.

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
no shit sherlock....

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
the king looked all high and mighty... i don't like his attitude... and Lord knows how i don't take lip from any ol' sloth...

- Patty

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.

 
mmmmmmmmmmmm,THAT is making me sooo hot right now!

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HACIDIC JEWS ARE SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!
 
you guys have made life bad

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'
Phrosty

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
 
sloths are gonna take over the world.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army


'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
and then some, o ye of 8000 posts...

- Patty

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.

 
shit I dropped my spoon on the floor.

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING TO ME???! the sloths are coming soon...don't say you werent warned...

nobody expects a sloth.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army


'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
i just finished my third round of masterabtion to this single thread....now onto the hot girls thread
 
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