slopestyle roleplay

hamburgler

hamburgler

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youre in the starting gate, getting ready for your run. you look over the coarse.

-it starts out with a choice between a 20 foot flat rail 3 feet above the ground or a 30 foot table.

-after that, there are three kickers in a row. a 6 foot high kicker, a 8 foot high kicker, and a 12 foot high kicker. the object is to hit all three in a row.

-there is then a transfer gap of two tables, both 55 feet long, spaced 20 feet apart. you can either hit one of the tables regular, clear the transfer, or slide the 30 foot long 6 foot tall railbow rail in the middle of the two.

-you now have a choice of a 10 foot disaster to 20 foot flat rail suspended 2 feet of the ground, or a 20 foot table.

-the final his is a massive booter, 35 feet tall. it shoots a good 120 feet.

how does your run go? what do YOU do?

yo suk on my tities
 
thats fucking retarted, this thread sucks ytou can just say 'cork 14440 over first hit' its not like it takes any skill

 


switch to unnatural slide to 270 off to switch on the rail

switch 540 safety on the first to a loop cross of the 2nd to a 7 safety on the third

i'd take the table head on and throw an unnatural 3 safety

then a misty 5 off the 20 ft table

to prolly a 3 mute off the money booter b/c i woul;d shit my pants in the air.

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assuming i can do anything....

-switch unnatural slide to 270 to straight

-bs 1 safety

-zero parralell

-switch 5 safety

-cork 5 true tail across the transfer

-switch bs 270 on to unnatural to switch

-switch rodeo 7 critical over the bottom booter

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
-i take the rail on the leftside, lift up my right ski and place it on. i ride along side the rail, one on the snow, the other scraping the rail.

-double spread eagle off of the first kicker. triple cross off the second, and a 360 double poll twirl. i fall.

-i make my way down the side of the trail and head to the bathroom to clean my recently poo soaked panties.

 
-switch onto the first rail with a unatty 270 out to switch.

-i hit the 6 foot table and do a switch 5 misty

-hit the 8 footer and do a 5 tail

-hit the 12 switch and do a zero spin

- revert out of the 12 footer and do a misty 7 between the two tables to an eat shit.

-then i get up and do that disaster thingy and hit my jaw on the rail breaking it, but the run must go on.

- i hit the massive booter bleedin profusely(sp?) and do a d-spin 1260 at the speed of light so theres this awesome susspened blood trail where my head spun though the air. then i lose.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg
 
Ideal run...

-Switch butter 270 on 20 foot flat rail to blind 270 out

-6 foot high kicker: unnatural Cork 5 blunt, 8 foot high kicker: switch cork 7 safty-ish japan, 12 foot high kicker switch cork 9 reverse mute

-cork 9 ture tail over transfer

-switch 450 on 10 foot disaster to 20 foot flat rail 270 out

-switch cork 10 tail off huge booter.....

-to hundreds of willing vaginas at the bottom....

**************

'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

 
My tricks...

-regular on 20 foot flat rail 270 out.

-6 foot high kicker:switch 5 safety, 8 foot high kicker: cork 3 safety, 12 foot high kicker: cork 7 safty

-cork 540 safty over transfer.

-switch 540 tail 20 foot table.

-cork 7 reverse mute massive booter, 35 feet tall.

**************

'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

 
my run...

-switch to 270 to switch

-3 tail

-bs 1 safety

-zero paralell (grab left edge of left ski with right hand)

-switch 3 true tail across the transfer

-switch unnatural to switch

-bio 9 critical to death to lose

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
that was a good idea for a thread i was gunna post my run, but then u added a 6 foot a 12 foot and a sutten in a row witch would suck... how bout start off wit a table or straight rail, to the transfer or another rail, and end it with a big kicker

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
i must admit.. this idea isnt half bad when your THIS bored..

what i would do..

-i take on the 20 footer regular, slide with with my massive anal whore froot boot stance, jump out switch.

-i lay down a switch 180 off the six footer, a 360 safety off of the eight, and a crossed up seven off of the twelve foot tall thinger.

-i take the table on the left, no transfer or nothing. anyways, a toss a 540 spaffy, because im THAT crazy.

-i go for the 20 foot table, and pull a little switch 540 action.

-i bomb it to the booter and 1080 my way to cake land!

 
no guys, this isn't the reason people are leaving, this is the reason most people stay, cause there is still SOME talk of skiing

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'

 
exactly mike, u bitches talkin shit should shut the fuck up, u dont know ne thing about this site, u come on here for a couple of days and see people like k2skeepimp and mommy talk shit on everyone and think u should start too, shut the fuck up and earn respect bitch asses

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
first you need to gain respect before you can jsut go around and randomly bash bitches

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'

 
^ not to be a dick but its kind of hard to have respect for someone over the internet. yea, some guys can be cool and shit, but im not going to look up to anyone on the internet...i see what your saying but it makes since only to a certain extent.

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.:: P A T ::.

{2002-2003 MCM}

COC session E
 
well gain respect to that extent then, i know what ur sayin and all, but this place is becoming a real shit den and it needs to stop

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
i know what you mean. i should say gain respect. you should become known before you go bashing

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'

 
i fall

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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

slow minded

olives taste good

how can a fat cow get all the way over the moon??
 
Yeah, even if I dont have respect or am known, I agree with you. You need to be respected to go talking random shit. You cant just come on and act like a faggot (not fagget, getupkid) and expect not to be disrespected.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
exactly

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
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