Slogan Generator

[SmoKinSkier]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan

Its pettty stupid but can be fun

I picked Skiing and it gave me '4 out of 5 dentists recomend skiing!'

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com

 

[steeze_it_up]

i typed in fuck and this came up

I Wish I Were a Fuck Weiner.

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

 

[steeze_it_up]

anal=We Bring The Good Anal To Life.

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

 

[steeze_it_up]

asshole=Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Asshole?

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

 

[steeze_it_up]

hahahahahaha thats the best

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

 

[EastCoastPride]

Entered: Poop

All You Need is a Poop and a Dream.

Teddy

Poniverus

The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.

 

[Sashac]

typed=smelly shitty old man ass

Mama's got the Magic of Smelly Shitty Old Man Ass.

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does your mom have a unibrow?

- nina to unibrow guy

 

[AttitashSkier]

Now with 50% more Skiing!

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

 

[AttitashSkier]

We Bring Shit to Life.

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

 

[AttitashSkier]

Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Cow.

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

 

[Sashac]

Made For Ass Rape

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does your mom have a unibrow?

- nina to unibrow guy

 

[QuazBotch]

Cleans a Big, Big Stinky Wet Fart Of Doom For Less Than Half a Crown.

 

[ski_honey]

There's always room for tongue.

-Trix

[pulp fiction] Butch: I think I have a broken rib.

Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure?

 

[jman]

Steeze - Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Steeze.

-JMAN-

High North Session 2

 

[MistaSkier]

Feel the Sex.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin

 

[bakerlocal]

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Dirty Pussy.

You're not like the others with their empty eyes and plastic smiles.

 

[AttitashSkier]

haha, wow, im already bored of that

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

 

[bakerlocal]

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Penile Liposuction.

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Penile Liposuction.

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Penile Liposuction.

Obey Your Penile Liposuction.

^shit gets boring real quick...

You're not like the others with their empty eyes and plastic smiles.

 

[theBOSS.]

good job guys, you brought down the site

________________________

(Ross)

SRMC

cBf

 

[Crystal-needs-a-park]

Erectile Dysfunction Saves Your Soul.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This

 

[linemaverick540]

i knew about that site a long ass time ago. good stuff. i love the suggestions at the bottom. people put in shit like 'jenny likes timmy' and random dumb stuff. haha

member5054

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

 

[l_KeViN_l]

'I feel like marijuana tonight'

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Power in Numbers

 

[ilovehead]

'The testicles that eats like a meal'

 

[Pipe_Munky]

Ottawa. It's what's for dinner!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***

 

[HandiBoard]

Butt Lube Tested, Mother Approved

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'

 

[HandiBoard]

I Wish I Were a Butt Lubed Weiner.

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'

 

[strode]

i don't need to go to the site because this is entertaining enough

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend

 

[hoodratz47]

Hope It's Skeez, It's Skeez, We Hope It's Skeez...

YEZZZZZZ

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prolly cause you are a mexican, I dont even knew that any mexicans knew what a cork is...

Motherfuckers...

ant4life bitches

 

[Meh42]

Snap! Crackle! Big Fat Floppy Donkey Dick!

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'Let's give them milk, and cookies, and handcuffs.'- Jacko

'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

 

[P-JO]

ASS

A Glass and a half in every ASS.

Washing Machines Live Longer With The Queen Of Big Tited Hooker Ass Dog Snatch Box Shit Ass Boobs..

-Pat

 

[P-JO]

I Want My Dogbox

-Pat

 

[P-JO]

Devon Knows How They Make I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole I Want My Dogbox.... So Creamy.

-Pat