Sleeping with skis

I don't sleep WITH them but I do have them against the wall beside my bed. I have rossi scratches and I kiss the girls on the graphic goodnight

I am not doing the grabs because I am getting a thrill out of touching my ski-JP Auclair

Salad is what food eats
 
Yeah, Ive done the next to the bed thing, but never with them while i sleep cause i think it may result in some pretty nasty gashes if done improperly. Im also down with the kissing thing, it establishes that special bond one can only have with his/her skis.

Proud member of the Ghetto Park Builders Union local 637

'Is Butterbean okay?'

 
man i though i was the only queer that participated in this....if you sleep with your skis...and its guys pro modle..does this make you gay?

--mesa like butter--
 
i tried sleepin with my skis once (way back when i first got my 1080's)... but the edges hurt... so i threw them on the floor...

Darryl Hunt

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i tired to sleep with them, but again the edges, then i leaned them up agaist the wall, and they fell on me...so i threw them out in the hall, went to the bathroom and tripped on them, os i swore at them, the next day they broke on my 3rd hit, so now skis just stay outside for the night or in the ski room

 
i love the bond between everyone and their skis, its so special

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
i put them in the bed of my truck, does that count?

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
i just keep them across from my bed so i look at them while i fall asleep. i love them and all, but i dont want no sharp edges sneakin around if u know what i mean.

I'm comin straight outta Orleans, represent (thug life what!)
 
Well, i havent tried sleeping with my skis, but i do keep them in my room so i can see them..

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*Proud member of the HoBum Posse
 
Not as much skis as boots... Walk around in my boots using the argument that I'm 'breaking them in'... Truth is, they're broken in, I just love my boots - and the feel of wearing them (except the fact that it gets hot as hell) really gets me excited about going skiing... Hmm... maybe we are weird...

 
man.... i always get cuts on my dick cuz of the edges... but in another way its sorta a turn on

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
when i took them out of storage for the summer...about a month ago...i had them nicely tucked into my bed.....then the girl friend came home...she cried.. said that i loved them more than her....i simply said .....hmmm yup .....i got no action...from her....or my skiis, because of once again the metal edges....or the snow...by the way where is the snow???

 
i slept with one ski once..but then the other got mad and walked out on me... i tried skiing with one ski but it sucked...so i switched to snowlerblading

Fuck you...the first thing i said to niel Turner after i broke my collarbone... and he said i couldnt get hurt
 
I've never slept with my skis but they sit right next to me and i kiss them goodnight every night. Does anyone else put on all their ski stuff and watch ski movies waiting for snow? I know i do

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Is it cheating if the girl is from another country?

Some one please help !!!
 
I slept with my skis once, but the edges hurt and i couldn't find a good position to sleep in. Now i lay them next to my bed and kiss them goodnight everynight and say, 'Snow is coming'. I might name my skis, but i just got them, so they're going to have to earn their names.

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
 
wow are you all really that gay that all the action you can get is with a pair of skis? go get a girl drunk, then you got somtin to brag about.

 
if u put shaving cream on your balls and let your skis scrape it off its not cheating, cuz there your skis!

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my 1080's are at the foot of my bed so I just kiss em goodnight... I sleep in the buff so I don't think I'm gonna sleep with them anytime soon

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
vt rider...since all of us have done it..u seem to be the odd one out...

now getting a girl drunk and messing around with her is something to brag about? wow u r a hero

can't get girls sober

 
bigair1440, i do that all the time, inamed my skis kristi leskinen and sara burke so i can say that i've slept with them

 
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