sleep talking

samck89

samck89

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recently i found out that i talk in my sleep, like a lot, really loud, i think that most of it is not understandable but once in a while people get what im saying, im worried that one day my mom could be like waking me up and ill be like 'damn biotch get on my d' in my sleep or something, anybody have this problem or have an idea to solve it? so far im thinkin sleep with a mouth guard so nobody can understand

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
Get a voice recorder and try to catch yourself. That would be some funny fucking shit man.

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
the funniest thing ever was when i was in aspen last year spring break and i was sharing a bed with my friend and he told me that in the middle of the night i rolled over and started moving my hand like i was jacking off with out my dick in hand and i was like grunting, i swear i have no memory of this

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
be careful with a voice recorder, the shit you dream in the middle of the night that you forget by morning you might not want to remember

Fuck You
 
i doubt its that big of a deal

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
i'd record it, could be entertaining when you listen to it the next morning

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
just warning you, a guy i know did that shit once and said it was fucked, he burned the tape and shit

Fuck You
 
woa, must have had some really messed up shit on it if he felt he had to burn it

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
why what did it say?

i mean other people have heard me talk in my sleep and it didnt change them any

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
Heh... the best I've heard was one time when I was camping, and one of my buddies is moaning and going ''Ohhhhhh Cecilia...'' for a while, then he starts screaming ''NO!! NOOOOOOO!! GIVE ME BACK MY SLEEPING BAG YOU BITCH!!!''

...It was funny as shit.

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just the other day i took a nap in my aunts car while she was driving, and i asked her if i said anything and she told me i was like ' o shes so cute' but i have a feeling it was more like 'damn that bitch is fine i wanna put my dick between her but cheecks' and she didnt wanna tell me

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
This summer we were all partying at my friends cabin and I fell asleep on the couch so everyone was harassing me and I guess one of my friends was trying to be nice, putting me to bed so to say and he lifted my head up to put a pillow underneath me and I guess I screamed 'NO! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY FACE! STOP IT!!' and pushed him away. Hahaha funny shit.

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THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!
 
haha i love ns this is grade A material! ^and why do you asume you'd talk like a rapper in yo' sleep? do u listen to alota rap?

i thought this thread was called 'Garfield and Skiing' i must say i am disappointed

-alpentalik
 
My cousin started screaming in his sleep once. He goes, 'Holy shit! I think something's eating me...IN ITS MOUTH! Oh god, oh god, oh god...is it gone?' And I told him it was, and he was like 'Fuuuuuuuck,' and then he started snoring.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
i dont really tink i talk like a rapper, im just trying to give an example of something i might have said

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
this thread is pretty ironic because i just finished making fun of my girlfriend for talkin in her sleep. we were at the bar and she went to the dj to request a song. later in the night when she was fast asleep i heared in a muffled sleepy voice 'play toxic'. i tell her shes addicted to the bar, now i have proof she dreams about it

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
ds9 what did the tape say?

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
I sleep talk alot just recently I fell alsleep on the chair and I guess I was saying Fuck you and Fuck this and my dad was about ready to get up and kick my ass, there is another time were I walked down Stairs and I was getting ready to piss on my Brother.

I got another good one this girl which is my best friend and once my GF alwhile back was babysitting for my parents and I guess when she woke up she was saying there my a really small spoon in the chair and she started to dig around for it and she was saying there was a ugly guy at the store when she went shopping and all kinds of good stuff and she doenst even remember what she was saying.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
samck has raging hormones and from waht it sounds like he smokes alot of weed because hes really paranoid about this. I know i talk in my sleep and my mom wakes me up in the morning and multiple times i have told her to fuck off in my sleep. I also sleepwalk and ill have dreams im fighting people and just tear my room apart and never wake up while im doing it, its fucked up but it doesnt happen all the time.

 
i have REALLY wierd dreams almost every night, and they always end up to me dieing in the end. The freaky thing is that while i'm dieing in my dream ill be screaming bloody murder for almost 5 minutes straight- my mom will let me know in the morning. I feel bad.....ill always wake up people in the middle of the night, ha oo well

 
he wouldnt tell me cause it was personal to him, but he said that it was some sick fucked up shit, shit that would never ever even cross his mind while he was awake, ive also heard about dream journals that people make, what you do is when you wake up first thing you do is write down what you were dreaming, after a few weeks you write for hours and go back to the dreams you were having in the middle of the night, and that can be some fucked up shit

Fuck You
 
ridetweaks im not worried about telling my mom to fuck off when shes waking me up, infact i do that all the time, im worried about telling someone i secretly hate them, or talking about blowing my load in some girls face while my parents are around

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
i no thats what im talking about

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
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