Slandis explains laughing during sex

[garrett.]

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

today is a great day

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

do u know why?

The Slandis says:

whys

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

cuz i get laid!

The Slandis says:

lies

The Slandis says:

LIEEESS

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

ok well the chick just called and siaid she cant come over today but she will tonight

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

and she was here earlier

The Slandis says:

is she hot

The Slandis says:

show me

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

i dont have a picture

The Slandis says:

pssssh

The Slandis says:

LIES

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

i dont

The Slandis says:

bring be back evidence

The Slandis says:

bring be back her nipple as proof

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

hahahahahah

The Slandis says:

wow

The Slandis says:

no wonder why I never get any

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

haha

The Slandis says:

well

The Slandis says:

watch out

The Slandis says:

she could have an std

The Slandis says:

like

The Slandis says:

cooties

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

virgin

The Slandis says:

or somethin

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

hahahaha

The Slandis says:

uh oh

The Slandis says:

watch out for bl00d

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

yeah i know

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

and severe attachment

The Slandis says:

aha

The Slandis says:

not always true

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

ah

The Slandis says:

Im not severely attached to erica

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

it only works with girls who lose there v to u

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

i think

The Slandis says:

aaaaaah

The Slandis says:

or girly men

The Slandis says:

weird

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

yeahh

The Slandis says:

well

The Slandis says:

$5 says shes going to laugh when you kiss

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

haha wheres my 5 bucks

The Slandis says:

of course we can never truley determine this

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

cuz we already made out before she lef

The Slandis says:

for the only witnesses will be biased

The Slandis says:

UNLESS

The Slandis says:

I watch

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

and she didnt laupj

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

haha

The Slandis says:

no no

The Slandis says:

the thing is

The Slandis says:

actually im doing you a favor by telling you this

The Slandis says:

when you're fucking

The Slandis says:

and you're not fully concentrated on the kissing

The Slandis says:

and your bodies are movin up and down

The Slandis says:

your kisses can get mis-aligned

The Slandis says:

and it can make this big fart noise

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

hahahahahhahaha

The Slandis says:

at which point you will laugh

The Slandis says:

happened to me

The Slandis says:

we both laughed

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

hahahahhahahahahahhahaha

The Slandis says:

yep

The Slandis says:

simple physics

The Slandis says:

spread the word my son

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

i am sooooo saving this convo

The Slandis says:

uh oh

skiing is a serius addiction. it could be compared to crack says:

haha

The Slandis says:

dont put it on NS

 

[fourhundred]

what kind of monster are you? posting it after he said not to. nonetheless very entertaining

 

[EnemySki]

Hahahahhaa

 

[chapz]

where did the other thread go? and you cut out the part where he says its fine to put it on ns :S

 

[[~_~]]

This is the kind of publicity that makes people question my sanity.

 

[vermontsteez]

hhaahaaa its simple physics

 

[[~_~]]

yeah dude thats what Im saying. I mean I dont know too much about vacuum force but I mean think about it!

 

[i_h_q]

i don't get it

 

[DrX]

Poor Garrett and his internet hook-ups.

He's always so disappointed when they show up and turn out to be some hairy old dude in a dress.

Trudge on dude.

 

[STAUSS]

hahhahaha

"dont put this on NS"

thats quality.

 

[EH_DUBS]

haha yeah

 

[bangarangmules]

hahaha good stuff.

 

[*V-Love*]

hahahhahahha nice

 

[[~_~]]

wait...why did you put this on NS again?

 

[doublexl]

wow im soo fuckin glad i read that whole thing.

 

[BFFset.]

i love reading the last thing landis says

 

[potato_man]

well. i guess he knew how much he would get made fun of.

 

[DrX]

Garrett's best post ever?

...and Landis is awesome. I call dibs on the other nipple.

 

[J.D.]

THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME. We both laughed heartily. Good times.

 

[[~_~]]

oh SNAP I thought I was alone on this one

 

[lunchmeat]

o boy thats funny

 

[[~_~]]

UPDATE:

Garrett pussed out.

 

[UNREAL]

O dayummm

 

[honeydip]

L O L

 

[soulskier]

so, hes a NSer, now we just need to find out which one

 

[soulskier]

unless of course, he goes by slandis

 

[toominator]

hahaha that was worth reading

 

[honeydip]

...... tanakaskier maybe

 

[skierdudeguy]

bahahaha, "dont put this on ns"

 

[skierdudeguy]

uhh...

 

[KG_]

hahahaahaahah

 

[garrett.]

more like shes camping... butt fuck

 

[[~_~]]

yeah probably with some other dude because you BLEW IT

 

[Gavajabra2]

Haha

 

[Jwenz]

cause you told him not to!

 

[iluvBread]

hahah wow

 

[t-roy]

Don't put it on NS --- famous last words right there

 

[SIX]

this thread is gold

 

[thefilmerguy]

im calling this will go down in history like the "FAUNT GOT BIGGER" thread

 

[EL_FINRE]

oh thats to bad

 

[Alex_thedroog]

Classic...

 

[Swan_Solo]

that farting noise shit, happens

and it is quite funny

 

[keystoner1]

hahahahahaha

 

[Durtschi]

i dont want to hear about landis having sex with my sister, please take this damn post off

 

[grams.]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[[~_~]]

yes, take it down

 

[ktollefson_1080]

2nd that^

 

[grams.]

bump!