Sky Skater

"The purchaser will have an advantage over any other type of skiing."
bahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah.....so if i take these to AK i'll kill it? How about chads gap? will i stomp it?
 
i feel worst for his dad, i almost punched the kid in the face when he got into an argument with me about how skiers suck at rails and that snowblades were way more progressive
 
the plates thing is kinda cool but other than that this kid might as well be burning money instead of spending it on crap like this
 
The kid called me last week to try and tell me that I needed to host a skyskater rail jam because he could get a turn out of 15 kids.
SKYSKATER'S LAZY FUN WAY RAIL JAMTBA IN DECEMBER
1ST - $100
2ND - $100
3RD - $100
PLUS GOLDEN CUP TROPHY
FREE CLOTHING
SNACK AND GRANOLA BARS
CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER
Thats from his site...
 
well if you got someone on those that was way good...it would be just OK to watch...but this kiid...i wanna cry...leave rollerblades on land
 
meh... concept is maybe 10 years too late for getting a jump a hook in the freeskiing industry

whats really innovative is the cluster of different collored lift tickets hanging off the bottom side of his jacket hes bringin back the "i ski 5 weekends a year" steez
 
hahahahahahaha, this kid is retarded, does he think 15 is alot. thats shit when ive seen upwards of 200 kids not all skiers though. but still 15 isn't enough.
 
"This is not a snow blade or sled dog which were available in the 1998’s"

ahahahaha
 
"Whether deep powder, glades or rails, this product will give you the

confidence to do it all.



Don’t ever buy a binding unless you can use it to grind.

All other bindings are now obsolete."

oh really?

 
"SkySkater will bring the attention to you that no one else can."

I thought newschoolers loved attention on the mountain?! But honestly the bottle opener on the front of the binding is the best part, Fuck the grind plate advertise the bottle opener.
 
jesus christus.. i'm just so in the mood for some hardcore raxing right now.

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(fingers crossed for working code)
 
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