Thank you, finally somebody said it. Its called BASE LAYERS. And if you can't afford any, Hit up your local walmart (Or Canadian Tire for those of us north of the border) and pick up some steezy white long underwear. I promise, your balls will thank you, and you'll ski much more comfortably.
As for wearing tight pants, Im going to let everyone in on the worlds largest secret: Jeans are divided into two main categories, Men's, and Women's. Now i understand that some of you might be confused as to which one you fall under, so please refer to the fleshy patch between your legs for guidance. If there is a little extra something there, chances are you'll want a pair of pants from the men's category. If not, please recheck fleshy patch for mistakes.
And secondly, Why do I care what you wear? Because as a male, I find it fuckin' degrading and embarrassing to be associated with someone who looks like he shrink wrapped himself into a pair of Jeans. You don't need to be baggy, just wear something that fits. For every 1 person who thinks you look cool, there are 500 that don't. And don't sit there are tell me your comfortable. Thats bullshit. Im not calling you emo or goth, Just an idiot.
Merry Fucking Christmas
