Skinny Jeans Addict Support Group

Mr.Sloth

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I came to a terrible realization today. As i walked by my high school library i looked at my reflexection and realized.... I look gay in skinny jeans. Really gay. and the biggest problem of all? all i have are skinny jeans. Im addicted. Does anyone else have this problem? Has someone overcome this struggle with inner metrosexuality? I need help.
 
I have this problem. I wear metro feeling jeans.

That's all I wear.

Thee feeling I get from wearing them...man...I wouldn't trade that for anything.
 
i was going to make fun of you but then i saw that you realized it doesn't look good, so i applaud you for coming to your senses.
buy some levi's, they have nice stuff that's pretty cheap even. and they're not skin tight or anything absurd
 
The thing is their so useful... the dont get caught in my chain or when im skating... and they actually dont feel all that bad. but they look gay. i also got hit on by a older asian man, which was an eye opener
 
Well since you're not in denial any more, I'd say you've got a good chance to get through this without too much struggle.
 
Go check out levis 511, it is a slim fit but not too "skinny" I own four different pairs they are so damn comfortable/nice fitting.
 
i used to be then I accidentally bought some looser fitting jeans. Now i am addicted to empire jeans it was like accidentally buying Heroin instead of meth. Not quite as bad but still like 50 bucks for a pair of pants. I am a capitalist pig.
 
i don't own a single pair of jeans. you could just be like me. although i have a really hard time deciding which pants to wear because i really don't like any pants
 
cut off all skinny jeans into jorts

acquire new standard width jeans

your genitals are now covered year round
 
as "gay" as this sounds go with Abercrombie's Remsen slim straight fit. It is sex, I have like 15 different pairs. Only jean I'll wear atm
 
Get some slims!

Cheapest, most comfortable pair I have is from Old Navy. Still fit very skinny, but not tight around the ankles or thighs.
 
Im almost to the same point. I got some fitted jeans two years ago. But due to me growing they are slowly becoming skinny jeans and I have too short of legs to make them look good. I need some levis. BAD!
 
Levi's 510's or 511's are so fucking nice! Skinny jeans are where it's at man! Not like painted to your leg, but skinny jeans are dope as fuck. If you want a nice slim fitting jean, go with the Levi's 511's or Naked and Famous Skinny Guy fit.
 
I can fap to that...

krew k-skinny are the best fitting "skinny" jeans I have found, practically the only pair of pants I wear
 
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