sking with pros

BrodyLeven

BrodyLeven

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how do you guys do it? is i because you ski at like huge real mountains, and you know what al the pros look like, and they ski at your mountain also, so when you see them,you recognize the, and just go up to themand like ask them to jib with them?

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'I'm not a deadbeat, low life kid that's going to be a high school dropout.' - Tanner Hall...

...Well said, Tanner.
 
Well I don't live at a big mountain with many sponsored riders, but pros aren't really rock stars; I imagine most of them would be cool if you just skied up to them, introduced yourself, asked if you could take a couple runs through the park with them or whatever- just hang out. If you go to camp, you'll get a chance to meet tons of pros in a laid-back scenario, where the relationship isn't pro-nonpro, but more like teacher-student, or just friends even. That's the coolest part of it.

'No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn.' - Jim Morrison, 1943-1971
 
it's wierd how some people look at 'pro' skiers. If i see a pro skiing the park, i might go up the chair with them once or twice, but I wouldn't follow them around everywhere and try to become friends with whoever it was. they're just dude's who ski good. I'd rather just hang out with my friends on the hill than go chasing a 'pro' around trying to be the dudes new best friends..

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing H.J.S. forever

'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
 
I have skied with Boyd Easley an Greg Tufflemayer. The pros know that all skies look up to them just like i do. almost any pro would take a run with a kid cause he looks up to him. All ski pros r super kool an want the sport to grow. an think of it this way we r the future of the sport

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Is it cheating if the girl is from another country?

Some one please help !!!
 
gt is cool as hell, i ride with him whenever he comes back to MI. Omar usually comes to, and they are both really nice. I saw evan,tanner,and i think it was mickeal last year at mammoth, but left them alone

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
Well I usually follow them around with a jar of peanut butter. I here they like peanut butter.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

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Carry lots of chapstick too!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
ahaha

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
what if they are alergic to peanut butter? you wanna be responsible for the death of a skier? teenagers these days - never thinking... gez...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing H.J.S. forever

'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
 
hey if some kid in the park looked up to you, would you let him ski a few with you, but you also wouldnt want him following you around either. just think of it that way

 
but what if they will only ski with you if you bring free peanut butter? You have to be prepared you know.

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
ill tell u one thing, iv someone was following me around with some peanut butter, id wanna chill with them

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
i ran into phil belanger and sarah burke one time at mammoth. i introduced myself and they were really kool. they actually talk to you instead of being stuck up or something

 
Thas because your beat and they don't wanna hit a round two they just had to slay the dragon cuz they had mad beer gogs on. fo rilla.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
hahah I think I translate that for the non-ghetto bros.

'Thas because your beat and they don't wanna hit a round two they just had to slay the dragon cuz they had mad beer gogs on. fo rilla.'

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'that's because you're ugly and they don't want to have sex again because they just screwed you because they were drunk. For real.'

'Hey... I drive a foreign car. I can drive in the left lane.'
 
yeah beer making women look better since well forever

When going someplace new you should always bring a towel... you wanna get high?

Elephants don't have keys Mr. Simpson
 
what kind of penut butter do they like??? should i try skippies??

'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
 
how can you bring it back to peanut butter after bringing up hitting tha box? damn gena...

it sounds bad, but practically the WHOLE ski industry bokes smowls...wanna gain a new 'cool' pro buddy, pack yer pipe and throw caution to the wind....BLAH! (bitch, you know what I want..hahahaaaaaaaaa!)

i wanna talk to sampson!

•• what doesnt kill you makes you stronger ••

 
ah pro hoes... they're GREEEAATTT!!!

I think I saw Will Bray at Mount Snow once this year... I got the privalage to ski with him... but than I made the foolish mistake and slept with him - yep, he ignored me the next day.

hehehe, just kiddin.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing H.J.S. forever

'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
 
hey i have a pro hoe now it great fun... but no joke when we were at medows we met up with a couple of guys who were hell of good and just asked if we could ride with them later and ya we did and they invited us back the next day to ride again.... one was pollards's best friend and one of the others was just sponsored by salomon. pros are just norm people who get lucky and are hella good.

Tommy: I think i'll do a D-Spin

T-Bag: I'm tired of your D-spin's do a rodeo or something

Tommy: fine i guess that will do but rodeos are easy
 
ahhh... now i get it. i never knew why skiers would follow me or come up to me with peanut butter.

now it makes sense... hehehe.

Fear is the mind killer!
 
i rode with Darryl Hunt once... he really smelled, and his style of skiing was so ugly, that it forced me to reconsider purchasing twin tips...

-Andy

Hostess!

'With Treats This Good Who Needs Canada!'

~Phunking Phatt Phreerider~
 
hahahha... oh man.. i wouldnt care to ski with a pro. basicly its some stranger who is going to critique your style and skill like mad. and judge you on it.. id rather stay with my friends. but for sure it would be cool but im not going to go pro huntin.

J'aim bien mon sexy Chum!

Ced. is my hot sexy Quèbecois!
 
Detective, what are you talking about? You are a pro! I have to follow YOU around with a jar of peanut butter!

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when there's a pro around when im skiin i usually try to stay as far away as possible so people don't see me get seriously schooled

'Now Bart, beer is for daddies and kids with fake id's...' - Homer Simpson
 
riding with pros is sick, cuz you push yourself to ride at their level. thats why i like riding with pollard.

'i dont wanna have to bust out some american fighting skills on your canadian ass' me talking to jeff thomas
 
I've ridden with Todd Richards at Breck before, it was pretty cool. He came to the park at 1:00 with a terrible hangober, and was toking on the chairlift and on the jumps. Pretty cool dude, obviously not taking things too seriously.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
 
Cryss you wouldnt go pro hunting but u wouldnt rule out being a pro hoe eh??

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~aeden

-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Guess whats happening this YR?? Hells freezing over baby!!!!!
 
detective doesnt know what he's talking about, peanut butter never works. i use rufees, the date rape drug. you dont really get to talk to the pros then, but you can take pictures with them so that your friends think you are cool.

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
 
ya that dirty dude is telling the truth. he thought i was a pro one day cause of my wall to wall daffies and he rufied me. im not gonna tell you what he did after i passed out cause the trial isnt until next month...

'smoke em if you've got em!'
 
i skied w/ mike nick, j lev, and iannick b at killy this year, i helped jay name those bindings twin pivots.

Sometimes i forget w/c head to think with
 
well, if u relly want to ski with a pro, but dont want to ask him.. all u have to do is go to mammoth, brign 100G's of weed, go down wind from tanner hall and skome it, within 10 seconds, ull be with the bast of them.. its just like fishing...

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
 
i've never skiied with a 'pro' but many semi-pros, basically, all you have to do is ski well, and eventually you'll end up taking a couple runs with them, and if you can keep up then you can hang. hell, i ended up filming for some of them, i don't know if any of you have heard of casey cane but he makes some independent ski vids and i've done some of the filming for him. my advice is follow the good skiiers and they'll introduce you to others, and eventually you'll end up skiing with a pro

 
humm moe your idea seems good but not fool proof wouldnt you want to be up wind and tanner downwind?? lol

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'

-Shaniqua Bootycall
 
i've ridden with the most super pro of all pro's. he's soooo amazing. but i'm not gonna say his name..... MATT ENNS... oops.

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Go from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

-Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy

'People who smoke pot grow up and do nothing with their lives.... Look at me. I'm a teacher.'

- My Gym Teacher
 
I've skied with some semi pros, like Sean Nixon, he skis with Jeff Thomas alot, And once I tagged behind Candide and His photographer with the rest of the Salomon team to the park

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
I skied with andy mahare once.... it was the coolest thing ever - he even talked to me!

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
what's the definition of a 'pro?' be on flow? ride for a company? name be in a zine? hook it up with a cover shot? hmmm.....?

•• what doesnt kill you makes you stronger ••

 
rodeo your my pro! tee hee

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
OHHH my gawwwwwd....one time...*gasp* I got to ski wiht pro big mtn ski boarder jeff thomas! *insert 12 year old girl at an nsync concert scream here* It was so amazing....he even talked to me! It was the greatest day of my life! ;). HAHAHAHAH yah know I'm playin' jeff. lol :)

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
i've never skied with a pro... i've never seen a pro... i don't think i know of any pro's either... oh wait - I've heard of the Jonny Moseley guy... I think he's a really good skier, but he lives in all they way over in the states... i can't get all the way up there to ski with him. I just hope one day I can meet my hero Jean-Luc Brassard... He did very good in the '94 Olympics you know. he's very good at spreading his legs in the air.

I wish those damn snowboarders would go away though, they ruin the moguls and they are all punk teenagers... who ever let them on the hill anyways? they're not good for anything but causing touble. Keep on Carvin!!!

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I jibbed her funbox' Dave Pauls.
 
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