Skiing's not cool?

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defiskis

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Can someone please tell me why people log onto Newschoolers.com -- A FreeSKIING Community and post threads whos main purpose is to get the point across that skiing is not cool and members of this FreeSKIING community go along with it?

I live in Dirty Jersey. I curse... a lot. I say -yo- and I say it often. I sure as hell dont pump my own gas. I know a bagel is much more than a fuckin roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they live off the parkway. I can navigate a circle... with attitude. Two words-- mother fucker. I dont go to the beach, I go down the shore. I know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the finger... and they expect it. I ride ice and i dont mind, 6 inches of snow is heaven for me. Im a Jersey Kid..

The New East Coast-
 
not everyone here is a skier. there are boarders and bladers here too. they just want to start shit.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
whad you say bout my momma! hum, hum?!

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well i havent climbed everest but i have fucked a married chick.
 
^that's awesome

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
whoever says skiing isnt cool is just an ignorant fool. its ignorance...

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Dude everyone knows skiing is gay. Ask any hip teenager on the street and they'll set you straight. That's why I ride.

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'Don't let academics interfere your education' (My coach)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
i like candy

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
I like candy also. and ya, go around town for a day and ask every teenager u see, and they will tell u skiing is gay

yay skiing

 
Skiing is cool its just that if u ask any teenager on the street they'll say snowboarding is where its at and skiing sucks but there fucking posers skiers and snowboarders are both sick its just the little poser ass gay snowboarders who have no respect for skiers

Luga....P.Crew
 
hey i snowboard u dont see me sayin that skiers suck and thats its gay im actully do both next year

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
and i no some skiers that r relaly cool actuly alot of my friends r skiers

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
ya thats true this thread is fuckin gay cuz wat ^ jsut said is very true as long as u have fun and just do ur best

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
probly cuz im so fast at typin actuly i was relaly slow for that one so i dunno either

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
if skiing is so gay, how come more and more snowboarders are skiing?

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^Because they are gay, and they can pick up dudes in the terrain park better with skis on. Plus the poles...

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'Don't let academics interfere your education' (My coach)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
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