Skiings funny..

sirjibsalot

sirjibsalot

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Yeah so today on the bus i was showin some poeple my skiing pictures and this one girl thought it was fucking hilarious that i skiied. And she took the pictures and disrespected them(haha) she like bent them and shit...cause shes retarted and then i got really pissed off...i was like shut the fuck up what do you do...and she kept laughing...'

i almost cried.

i thought she was nice...but anyone that makes fun the only sport i do and am semi good at should be killed...

---The Jib Janitor---

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
 
it's okay man...if she cant love you as a skier, she's not the right girl for you....but you'll find someone...sniff, sniff...i know you will...you cant give up hope (oscar winning post)

 
smack that bitch, 2 twice, once of laughing at you, and another for being ugly.

... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'

-Schwags

THC (triple Hybrid Core)

is just soemthing tanner Hall made up

THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
 
just leave the bitch alone and she will leave you alone. go slash her tires on her car or something. get revenge.

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?
 
tell the hoe to go eat sum cock..haha..nah...just forget it.. who cares what she thinks. She's obviously not really into the winter scene..or she'd know about freeskiing

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'mauii has got to change his sig.. everytime i see it. i think hes quoting me or something..... yeah im dumb' - Canadian_kicker

 
Bitch fucked up your pictures, that is not cool at all!

_______________________________

Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
Yeah i know she was thrown around my picture like nothing..

---The Jib Janitor---

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
 
SHe's just mad because she doesn't have any action photos of her shopping or being a bitch, which is probably the only thing she does well.

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
you slurped it up... who's the bitch?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
Just find out something she's really intrested in and give her the mad hassles over that...

What gravity?
 
that would suck, I mean not her personality because some people are just like that but to wreck your pictures that is bad. on a lighter note (hahaha get it lighter blow torch i am sooo funy) go get some gasoline and a blow torch and burn her house to flames. this is war. lets set up an army i will be in it and sirjibs and anyone else brave enough to serve their sport. we could have a teme song andeverything and then we could get a tv show.

 
It was on the bus...i was showing my friend the picture from the weekend at sunshine and then i was going to put them away and then she went to grab the from me and it was like tug of war and then i just let go cause she was bendin em and shit..and then she though it was fucking hilarious that i skied and she though she was hardcore cause she went snowboarding once...dumb dyke

---The Jib Janitor---

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
 
Dude, that makes me so pissed off! I know chicks like that that talk shit about skiers and all this and they suck ass at snowboarding and they think they're so intense. it makes me SO mad. so one day in geo i brought in global storming and put it on and they were all THIS IS GONA SUCK but then it was guys throwing all these sick tricks, it was like evan raps and shane n all them. and they just sat there like this is stupid but you could tell they were freaked out that it looked good. You shoulda been like 'so wheres your pictures of shopping and bitching at people...'

 
what u do is, throw a cork 7, and then ask her what she can do

T-lo

ski how you wanna ski
 
i respect you for skiing!!! how can you NOT respect a guy for skiing... man, stupid girl, i should show her a thing or two.... SKIING RULES ALL.

 
when a girl disrespects u, do what james bond would do and put her in her place. Unless shes with her posse of bitches or a big ass guy that will beat the shit outa u.

 
i won't disrespect your skiing pictures...skiier guys are hot ;)

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
yeah...they are the pictures under the rail section posted by me were some of the ones being desrespected...god i was so mad...

Its the poser snowboarders that make fun of the skiers and the good snowboarders that dont...

oh well she a dumb dyke....ill bring my huck doll on the bus and show her a thing or two...

---The Jib Janitor---

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
 
My Homie were chillin at school on a monday talking about the huckfest at alpental over the weekend and this dumb sophomore hoe was all like 'you guys ski? that's so gay' and i was like 'Look here bitch! this is the way it's gonna be! you're gonna shut the fuck up cause you a bitch! and just so you dont forget that you a bitch, im gonna take my cock out and you're gonna suck it! How do you like them apples!?'

But seriously dude, if it happens again, just whip your third pole and slap her in the face with it.

 
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