Skiing Vs. Women???

teneighty_skier22

teneighty_skier22

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Alright, what would it be? When I say women I mean a serious relationship. Like the girl wants you to spend time with here, not on the sloped?

What do you think

oh, and for you girls on the site you can change it around.

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ionno man, lately i havent even given a shit about women, right now id go with skiing. I just havent met any girls worth my time in awhile.

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If your girlfriend doesn't like it when you go skiing, or wants to make you choose between her and skiing, she's obviously not worth spending time with. I'd pick skiing, and so would most people. I don't care how much you like a girl, if she wants you to stop skiing for her, she's not worth it.

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i think its mean if your girlfriend wont appreciate your love for the sport. girlfriends should give the guy space, the guys should just ask for it. girls are leniant(sp). you just need a skier girlfriend. ha

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

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no man, this isn't personal....just a question. My gf and I split like a month ago...kinda for this reason, but not really...

heh

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is that an offer. Jen?

:-D

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POWDER BEFORE PUSSY!!!!!!!

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if shes really hot, wer're talkin 9-10 on the 1-10 scale, then a day off for that is fine, but only if ur doin her, otherwise what skeepimp said

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I agree with DS and skeepimp, but really...how often does a poor ski bum get a shot at a 9 or 10?

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not very often would a poor ski bum find a 9-10 lady....so i'd definently have to go with skiing before women.

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but rhino usually doesn't go for women....weeeeiird...

lagwagon, you are stupid.

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i prefer goats...muahahahahhaha!!!! i am a sick bastard...yas lgwagon is a queer....

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You guys are so fucking dumb. How can you call it a serious relationship if you're still thinking about going skiing despite what she's asking, that's not serious, that's fucking dumb. If you're still making threads like this then you're way too young and immature to even consider a serious relationship, grow up.

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if you ever get in the serious relatinship situation again, do what i do. i ski everyday for a couple of hours, and when im are done, we hook up and hang out or whatever for the rest of the night. she bitches sometimes, but i tell her it is how unwind so i am not in a bad mood all the time, and i always try to go out on a real 'date' with her every weekend after the hill closes. every once in a while, i will just ski for like 4 days straight, and she understands i guess, but this set up only works cause she is worth quitting a little early eveyday to see. it will just end up pissing you off if you arent serious about the girl. if it is just some random girl you are knocking boots with, then you are stupid to not go with the skiing.

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I'd say if she ski's then that would be the best. It sucks that now one of my ex gf's is getting into jumping and shit. I'd def love to have a gf that I could go to the park and jump all day then just hang out afterwards, otherwise gf's usually hate for me to jump because they get scared that I'm gonna hurt myself and that just pisses me off

 
wow...markd knows how to take care of business. very nice

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my girlfriend doesnt like it when i go skiing,she doesnt even like skiing that much but always wants to come to the hill so she can see me and then gets mad when i ride with my friends,she always wants me to ski with her but its like im not gonna ride down the hill all slow,i wanna practice some shit

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
no that wasnt an offer, sorry boys, ive got a boyfriend WHO SKIS

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
 
I had a girlfriend for about a year, but she didn't ski, and I thought I could work around it, but it doesn't work. Its not about the time, its just that she doesn't understand something thats a big part of you.

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My ex-girlfriend didnt like it when I skied. Read my signature. She said that when she was mad at me. I got her to go skiing with me a few times. I hardly ever skied at night when I was with her. I'd go be with her. It worked for one winter. This one something happened. I don't know if it was skiing though. I'd pick a girl before skiing if it was a serious relationship.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
Why bother with a serious relationship when you can ski? If I have a relationship, it ends when season starts. How many, if any, things are better than a day on the slopes, it is such a nice thing to have. A significant other is around for the rest of the year, ski season is a limited time and you gotta rock it till the end. And I don't know why you guys would wont a girlfriend that skis, I hate having a boyfriend who comes with me to the mountain, I feel like I can't have as much fun cause I have to pay attention to him. Forget about girls, go ski.

 
Ok I agree w/ Tim 100%, seriously I've done a lot of growing up in 2 years from when I was 17, and now I'm 19. The world really changes when you realize skiing isn't life. It's just part of life that you integrate into your life. The same w/ a relationship. There is a world outside of skiing and if you can't balance it, or realize the need for balance, you haven't matured enough. I go to school in the south and I get to ski 3-4 weeks a year... actually maybe whistler for a month in the summer. But there comes a point when you realize that there's a future ahead and life is real. I'm going to school where I can't ski because I'm brilliant (yea i'm modest haha), and I'm looking to develop further, and I've got a girl here who's great. I just got back from skiing on spring break and skiing definitely isn't life guys. If you can't balance both you're way too tied up in skiing is life.

 
wait. how about a girl who skis with you?? thats my idea of the perfect guy (one who skis i mean)

Paxie-odd name huh? but i'm still a ski goddess.

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i spent 1 week in whistler, which is supposedly the best ski resort on the planet, and it was RAINING 24/7, so that kinda reminded m of that time of the month with women. They are equal, both good and bad

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I dunno what everyone else said in this thread but in all honesty if a girl wanted to fuck instead of go skiing...I'd be fucking thats for damn sure...skiing schmiing. Sex fucking rules

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not too many chix are like that detective.

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dude men

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actually i think MOST chicks would rather have sex than go skiing. the trick is finding one you can do both with.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
bring the chick skiing with you and fuck her on the chairlift and then just meet her at the bottom

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
word to tim. you all should mos def begin to grow up. you're making it seems like you are choosing between candy bars at a gas station.

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'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

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yea i dont get it either

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
hmm, that was really deep there dude...but you deserve to be raped for comparing somthing as sacred as skiing to gar or candy. Whatever it was you were trying to say you stupid fuck. You make no sense.

haha, it's kinda fun talking shit, woohoo!

but really man, what did you mean by that?

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