Skiing VS. Sex

anal > skiing

sex < pow skiing

if she sucks a fart out of ur ass > skiing

hookers that will fuck for a pack of smokes < skiing
 
13580514:StokeFactor said:
I mean...porn does replace sex way better than ski videos replace actual skiing.

But yea it would still be horrible to actually have to make this decision.
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nah fuck porn, nothing like sex imo. And shredsauce/snow does a good job at relieving ski withdrawal too. Right now id rather not have sex for the next 5 months than not go skiing in a week though. I fucking need it.
 
13579617:.otto. said:
you seem to have an obsession with male prostitutes, not the first time ive seen you post about them

that being sad i charge only 20$ an hour
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this got 69 upvotes and I have $40
 
13579732:GregFlik said:
I would prefer Skiing every single time since after sex (if it inst with your SO) you gotta tell them to get out of your place and it gets awkward since all she wants to do is stay and cuddle. Also it gets really awkward when she gets your phone, opens up tinder and sees all the other girls you are talking to, then she realizes she is just another lay for you and she thought she was special, so she leaves but then blows up your phone at 3 a.m. with a 9-page text saying how You're the shallow asshole and how you won't ever find a girl, ever.
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damn, that was shallow
 
13581283:McLS said:
nah fuck porn, nothing like sex imo. And shredsauce/snow does a good job at relieving ski withdrawal too. Right now id rather not have sex for the next 5 months than not go skiing in a week though. I fucking need it.
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Are you a virgin?
 
Skiing is so much better than sex.

I scream louder when I ski pow. Coming back after a sick day of hucks and photographs is a much better sense of accomplishment than sex ever gave me. A hot shower and a joint after a good day of riding puts me in a bubble of joy. Just getting a high 5 from other riders you dont know after sending it is a better reward than sex.
 
Ahahahah! It seems to me that this is the only and unique man who loves something more than sex. I personally just love sex and for me it is always in the first place. I can’t say that this is the meaning of my life, but for me it is really important and it was very difficult for me when I realized that I had problems with potency and orgasm. Then I decided to do everything possible and impossible to recover as soon as possible. My doctor turned out to be a complete idiot and prescribed me some expensive and ineffective pills. Then I decided to take up my treatment myself and simply ordered Viagra and Cialis from the Netherlands (apotheekheren.nl). Two months passed and I again had sex 3 times a day. So it’s not so terrible !!!

**This post was edited on Mar 23rd 2020 at 11:19:21pm
 
14121154:peterpen said:
Ahahahah! It seems to me that this is the only and unique man who loves something more than sex. I personally just love sex and for me it is always in the first place.
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You really brought a four-year-old thread back just to say this?
 
In all honesty it's a pretty important thread.

Skiing>sex generally but variables can change that

Great pow day>any sex

Great sex>skiing with bad conditions

Slushy afternoon=Great afternoon sex where you have nothing else to do except fuck and cuddle for a few hours

14121298:dan38 said:
You really brought a four-year-old thread back just to say this?
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14121447:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
In all honesty it's a pretty important thread.

Skiing>sex generally but variables can change that

Great pow day>any sex

Great sex>skiing with bad conditions

Slushy afternoon=Great afternoon sex where you have nothing else to do except fuck and cuddle for a few hours
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I ain't never busted a nut that satisfied like a day of goin hard bell to bell in any conditions. Skiing's clearly the winner.
 
Skiing. Sex is overrated. If my genes want me to copy them they are going to have to make orgasms 100 times more powerful.

any less and i wont even sit down at the table.

when your an horny young incel who faps alot you are beyond hard pressed to get laid for real, but when you finally do get laid and you orgasm, youre gonna be like “thats it? Thats what ive been spending my whole life thinking about and hoping for? Jesus Christ im never going through that again...”

once you eat your cake you realize that its not that great. Self improvement in things like skiing or skating are alot more fun long term.
 
Skiing is responsible for me not having sex

wake up early everyday, Get to the resort at open, ski until about 7 or 8 at night, go to bed at 10.

In the winter I have no desire or extra energy to wanna spend time with friends (girls especially), let alone speak to anyone because skiing consumes my whole life and I am ok with that.
 
topic:equinn said:
So a friend of mine told me that "like skiing more than sex" and I didnt know how to answer. I think it may be true. What is NS's thoughts? (peeing in her but is sex)

Answer the Poll:
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buy some pivots. best of both worlds, if your into the whole anal thing lol
 
Tough call. Really hot sex is awesome. A really good park or pow day with the crew is awesome.

Im just sad I'm doing neither right now :(
 
Sex is what I prefer more than anything. I remember when I got divorced from my wife because she didn't want to fuck me. I think a lot of problems with my wife have caused because of insufficient sex, so I decided to left her and find a woman that can give me a lot of pleasure.
 
14147402:Osesellowe said:
Sex is what I prefer more than anything. I remember when I got divorced from my wife because she didn't want to fuck me. I think a lot of problems with my wife have caused because of insufficient sex, so I decided to left her and find a woman that can give me a lot of pleasure.
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Did you make an account to post this?
 
14147402:Osesellowe said:
Sex is what I prefer more than anything. I remember when I got divorced from my wife because she didn't want to fuck me. I think a lot of problems with my wife have caused because of insufficient sex, so I decided to left her and find a woman that can give me a lot of pleasure.
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Still doing neither. Might take a gander up around donner or somewhere this next week and make a couple shitty turns if there's any snow anywhere.
 
14121506:DolanReloaded said:
Skiing. Sex is overrated. If my genes want me to copy them they are going to have to make orgasms 100 times more powerful.

any less and i wont even sit down at the table.

when your an horny young incel who faps alot you are beyond hard pressed to get laid for real, but when you finally do get laid and you orgasm, youre gonna be like “thats it? Thats what ive been spending my whole life thinking about and hoping for? Jesus Christ im never going through that again...”

once you eat your cake you realize that its not that great. Self improvement in things like skiing or skating are alot more fun long term.
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Bump. Somebody debate me dammit
 
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